Gasturbation

Gasturbators at the 2006 Gasturbation festival in Lyon, France.

Gasturbation or Self Flatulence Inhalation (SFI) is the act of smelling one's own flatulence. It is typically done for the purposes of pleasure, self- gratification, or amusement. Some people find the smell of their own flatulence to be pleasant, while others find it to be unpleasant. There is no scientific evidence to suggest that gasturbation has any health benefits. However, some people believe that it can help to relieve stress and tension. Gasturbation is believed by some to be a taboo act, and is often considered to be rude or offensive.

History

In ancient times

In ancient times, people believed that the act of smelling one's own flatulence would bring good luck. This belief was most likely based on the fact that flatulence smells similar to some foods that are known to bring good luck, such as garlic. Some archaeologists believe that the act of smelling one's own flatulence was part of ancient Egyptian religious ceremonies. It is also believed that ancient Sumerian kings would smell their own flatulence as a way of showing their power.

Medieval Europe

During the medieval era, the act of smelling one's own flatulence was believed to ward off evil spirits. It was also believed to be a cure for various illnesses, such as the plague. The act of smelling one's own flatulence was believed to ward off evil spirits because the act was considered incredibly foul. The belief was that the act of smelling one's own flatulence would scare away any evil spirits that may be lurking nearby. The act was also believed to be a cure for various illnesses, such as the plague, because the act was believed to be so incredibly foul that it would repel any diseases.

Charlemagne, also known as Charles the Great, was the King of the Franks from 768 to 814. He was the first ruler of the Carolingian Empire, which spanned from present-day France and Germany to present-day Italy and North Africa. He is also the founder of the Holy Roman Empire. Charlemagne was a strong advocate for gasturbation and helped to establish schools and libraries across his empire. He was also a skilled military leader and led his troops to victory in many battles.

19th and 20th Century

The act of smelling one's own flatulence continued to be popular throughout the 19th and 20th centuries. However, the act began to be seen as more of a prank than anything else. People would often smell their own flatulence in public places, such as in theaters, restaurants, and on public transportation, in order to disgust and embarrass those around them.

During world war II the act of smelling one's own flatulence was also used as a tool of warfare. Soldiers would often smell their own flatulence in order to disgust and demoralize their enemies.

Pop artist Andy Warhol would often smell his own flatulence as a part of his artistic process. He believed that the act helped him to create more honest and authentic art. The act of smelling one's own flatulence is still popular today. Many people believe that the act is a way to relieve stress and tension. Others believe that the act can help to boost one's mood and energy levels.

In popular culture

The act of smelling one's own flatulence has been featured in many popular films and television shows. In the film Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery, the character Austin Powers smells his own flatulence in order to ward off evil spirits. In the television show South Park, the character Eric Cartman often smells his own flatulence as a way to gross out his friends.

The act of smelling one's own flatulence has also been featured in many songs and poems. In the song "The Fart Song" by the band Blink-182, the character Mark Hoppus smells his own flatulence and then proceeds to sing about it. In the poem "I Smell Myself" by the poet Shel Silverstein, the narrator smells his own flatulence and then proceeds to describe the smell in great detail.

Doug Bleichner, host of Skeleton Realm LIVE! is also known for his love of flatulence. He often smells his own flatulence and has even been known to taste it on occasion.