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{{Infobox person|name=2042 Doug|birth_name=Douglas Simpson Bleichner|image | {{Infobox person | ||
| name = 2042 Doug | |||
| birth_name = Douglas Simpson Bleichner | |||
| image = 2042 Doug.jpg | |||
| image_caption = 2042 Doug as seen in Episode 20 of [[Skeleton Realm LIVE!]] | |||
| occupation = Hermit | |||
| known_for = Ruined digital footprint from Gasturbation | |||
| criminal_charge = Public Gasturbation | |||
}} | |||
2042 Doug is a future iteration of [[Doug Bleichner|Doug]], primarily known for his ruined [[wikipedia:Digital_footprint|digital footprint.]] Doug drives a Hyundai Starship and has distinctive bright red facial hair that is a result of his rise in social status, denoted by "The Bright Brow System." | '''2042 Doug''' is a future iteration of [[Doug Bleichner|Doug]], primarily known for his ruined [[wikipedia:Digital_footprint|digital footprint.]] Doug drives a [[wikipedia:Hyundai_Motor_Company|Hyundai]] [[wikipedia:Spacecraft|Starship]]<ref>[https://www.youtube.com/live/rIDqR_gYHHw?feature=share&t=771 Doug drives a Hyundai Starship]</ref> and has distinctive bright red facial hair that is a result of his rise in social status, denoted by "[[Bright Brows|The Bright Brow System]]."<ref>[https://www.youtube.com/live/rIDqR_gYHHw?feature=share&t=2934 The Bright Brow System]</ref> | ||
[[File:Bright brows.png|thumb|The Bright Brow System]] | [[File:Bright brows.png|thumb|The Bright Brow System]] | ||
== Gasturbation == | == Gasturbation == | ||
Doug has expressed regret for not pursuing space-faring, space economics, or astro belt mining. He is noticeably more pessimistic than his younger self, often referring to his past self as "foolish" and "stupid". | Doug has expressed regret for not pursuing [[wikipedia:Spaceflight|space-faring]], [[wikipedia:Economics|space economics]], or [[wikipedia:Asteroid_mining|astro belt mining]].<ref>[https://www.youtube.com/live/rIDqR_gYHHw?feature=share&t=1156 Doug speaks on his regrets]</ref> He is noticeably more pessimistic than his younger self, often referring to his past self as "foolish" and "stupid."<ref>[https://www.youtube.com/live/rIDqR_gYHHw?feature=share&t=963 Doug demeans himself]</ref> | ||
In 2022, Doug took up [[Gasturbation|gasturbating]], an act that involves smelling one's own flatulence for pleasure or amusement. However, this habit ultimately ruined Doug's digital footprint and affected his credit score. He was | In 2022, Doug took up [[Gasturbation|gasturbating]], an act that involves smelling one's own flatulence for pleasure or amusement. However, this habit ultimately ruined Doug's digital footprint and negatively affected his [[wikipedia:Credit_score|credit score.]] He was arrested for public gasturbation in September 2023.<ref>[https://www.youtube.com/live/rIDqR_gYHHw?feature=share&t=1917 Doug describes his arrest]</ref> This led him to shamefully reject attending Bureau School and move independently into a Hermdorm. Despite his past, [[2042 Sam]] continues to encourage Doug to join Bureau School to get back on his feet.<ref>[https://www.youtube.com/live/rIDqR_gYHHw?feature=share&t=3368 Sam encourages Doug to go to Bureau School]</ref> | ||
[[File:Hermdorm.png|center|thumb|Doug's Hermdorm]] | [[File:Hermdorm.png|center|thumb|Doug's Hermdorm]] | ||
== The Dirty Gorbus Incantation == | == The Dirty Gorbus Incantation == | ||
[[File:Dirty Grobus Incident.png|left|thumb|2042 Doug pleading chat to type "I'm a dirty gorbus"]] | [[File:Dirty Grobus Incident.png|left|thumb|2042 Doug pleading chat to type "I'm a dirty gorbus"]] | ||
Doug is responsible for saving 10 trillion [[wikipedia:Life|life forms]] in 2042 by performing what some have called "The Dirty Gorbus Incantation." During this event, everyone in chat typed "I'm a dirty gorbus" at the same time. One quadrillion viewers from 2042 applauded from a large [[wikipedia:Auditorium|auditorium]] as this event took place.<ref>[https://www.youtube.com/live/rIDqR_gYHHw?feature=share&t=4159 The Dirty Gorbus Incantation]</ref> | |||
== Other Notes == | |||
In 2033, Doug [[wikipedia:Flight|flew]] into Zebulon 6 to refuel and learned how to [[wikipedia:Dance|dance]] from scavengers while he was there.<ref>[https://www.youtube.com/live/rIDqR_gYHHw?feature=share&t=2539 Doug talks about learning to dance]</ref> | |||
After requesting a [[wikipedia:Monster_Energy|Monster Energy Drink]] from [[2042 Sam|2042 Sam's]] [[wikipedia:Virtual_assistant|Cyber Assistant]], he was informed that all Monster Energy had been lost in the Poorgos War of 2029. The Cyber Assistant provided a custom-made synthetic Monster Energy, which Doug claimed "tasted [[wikipedia:Organic_product|organic]]."<ref>[https://www.youtube.com/live/rIDqR_gYHHw?feature=share&t=2363 Doug orders a Monster Energy from Sam's Cyber Assistant]</ref> | |||
==References== | |||
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Latest revision as of 18:26, 26 March 2023
2042 Doug | |
|---|---|
 2042 Doug as seen in Episode 20 of Skeleton Realm LIVE! | |
| Born | Douglas Simpson Bleichner |
| Occupation | Hermit |
| Known for | Ruined digital footprint from Gasturbation |
| Criminal charge | Public Gasturbation |
2042 Doug is a future iteration of Doug, primarily known for his ruined digital footprint. Doug drives a Hyundai Starship[1] and has distinctive bright red facial hair that is a result of his rise in social status, denoted by "The Bright Brow System."[2]
Gasturbation
Doug has expressed regret for not pursuing space-faring, space economics, or astro belt mining.[3] He is noticeably more pessimistic than his younger self, often referring to his past self as "foolish" and "stupid."[4]
In 2022, Doug took up gasturbating, an act that involves smelling one's own flatulence for pleasure or amusement. However, this habit ultimately ruined Doug's digital footprint and negatively affected his credit score. He was arrested for public gasturbation in September 2023.[5] This led him to shamefully reject attending Bureau School and move independently into a Hermdorm. Despite his past, 2042 Sam continues to encourage Doug to join Bureau School to get back on his feet.[6]
The Dirty Gorbus Incantation
Doug is responsible for saving 10 trillion life forms in 2042 by performing what some have called "The Dirty Gorbus Incantation." During this event, everyone in chat typed "I'm a dirty gorbus" at the same time. One quadrillion viewers from 2042 applauded from a large auditorium as this event took place.[7]
Other Notes
In 2033, Doug flew into Zebulon 6 to refuel and learned how to dance from scavengers while he was there.[8]
After requesting a Monster Energy Drink from 2042 Sam's Cyber Assistant, he was informed that all Monster Energy had been lost in the Poorgos War of 2029. The Cyber Assistant provided a custom-made synthetic Monster Energy, which Doug claimed "tasted organic."[9]
References
- ↑ Doug drives a Hyundai Starship
- ↑ The Bright Brow System
- ↑ Doug speaks on his regrets
- ↑ Doug demeans himself
- ↑ Doug describes his arrest
- ↑ Sam encourages Doug to go to Bureau School
- ↑ The Dirty Gorbus Incantation
- ↑ Doug talks about learning to dance
- ↑ Doug orders a Monster Energy from Sam's Cyber Assistant