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[[File:Ep20b.png|thumb|In 2042, [[Skeleton Realm LIVE!]] interrupted [https://youtu.be/rIDqR_gYHHw episode 20] of Skeleton Realm LIVE! in 2022, causing The Schism. They watched Doug [[Gasturbation|gasturbate]].]] | [[File:Ep20b.png|thumb|In 2042, [[Skeleton Realm LIVE!]] interrupted [https://youtu.be/rIDqR_gYHHw episode 20] of Skeleton Realm LIVE! in 2022, causing The Schism. They watched Doug [[Gasturbation|gasturbate]].]] | ||
'''The Schism''' refers to September 7th, 2022, when the events predicted in [[The Weismann Cube]] stopped occurring, | '''The Schism''' refers to September 7th, 2022, when the events predicted in [[The Weismann Cube]] stopped occurring, marking the split of [[Timeline(s) of Humanity|Humanity's Timeline]]. It eventually leads to a drastically different world that evidently relies on a massive chrome-based manufacturing industry, has no more [[MeMoreTV]] or Triple Play Classic, and is governed by a posh aristocracy.<ref>[https://youtu.be/rIDqR_gYHHw?t=2949 SRL Episode 20]</ref> | ||
In this timeline, [[2042 Doug]] withdrew into hiding after his digital footprint was ruined after he published video of himself [[Gasturbation|inhaling his own flatulence]] through a hose. [[2042 Sam]] became assistant chancellor of [[Hulton Barge|Hulton Barge (GSET3.509 PARSEC 9)]]. Doug was compelled to transmit his self-criticisms and gasturbation regrets back to 2022, interrupting the [[Skeleton Realm LIVE!]] episode 20 stream on [https://youtu.be/rIDqR_gYHHw September 7th, 2022.] The interference nullified the [https://youtu.be/eNw7f4w-4D8?t=879 extremely pleasurable future] promised by The Weismann Cube, ending 41 years of accurate predictions.<ref>[https://youtu.be/eNw7f4w-4D8 FUTURE HISTORY REVEALED? Skeleton Realm History - The Future] [https://youtu.be/eNw7f4w-4D8]</ref> It also spread gaping timeholes, one of which disembodied and dislodged a 2042 chrome factory worker named [[Chromer]]. | In this timeline, [[2042 Doug]] withdrew into hiding after his digital footprint was ruined after he published video of himself [[Gasturbation|inhaling his own flatulence]] through a hose. [[2042 Sam]] became assistant chancellor of [[Hulton Barge|Hulton Barge (GSET3.509 PARSEC 9)]]. Doug was compelled to transmit his self-criticisms and gasturbation regrets back to 2022, interrupting the [[Skeleton Realm LIVE!]] episode 20 stream on [https://youtu.be/rIDqR_gYHHw September 7th, 2022.] The interference nullified the [https://youtu.be/eNw7f4w-4D8?t=879 extremely pleasurable future] promised by The Weismann Cube, ending 41 years of accurate predictions.<ref>[https://youtu.be/eNw7f4w-4D8 FUTURE HISTORY REVEALED? Skeleton Realm History - The Future] [https://youtu.be/eNw7f4w-4D8]</ref> It also spread gaping timeholes, one of which disembodied and dislodged a 2042 chrome factory worker named [[Chromer]]. | ||
[[File:Schism Timeline SRL50.png|left|thumb|679x679px|Timeline of events]] | [[File:Schism Timeline SRL50.png|left|thumb|679x679px|Timeline of events]] | ||
Latest revision as of 21:00, 27 August 2023
The Schism refers to September 7th, 2022, when the events predicted in The Weismann Cube stopped occurring, marking the split of Humanity's Timeline. It eventually leads to a drastically different world that evidently relies on a massive chrome-based manufacturing industry, has no more MeMoreTV or Triple Play Classic, and is governed by a posh aristocracy.[1]
In this timeline, 2042 Doug withdrew into hiding after his digital footprint was ruined after he published video of himself inhaling his own flatulence through a hose. 2042 Sam became assistant chancellor of Hulton Barge (GSET3.509 PARSEC 9). Doug was compelled to transmit his self-criticisms and gasturbation regrets back to 2022, interrupting the Skeleton Realm LIVE! episode 20 stream on September 7th, 2022. The interference nullified the extremely pleasurable future promised by The Weismann Cube, ending 41 years of accurate predictions.[2] It also spread gaping timeholes, one of which disembodied and dislodged a 2042 chrome factory worker named Chromer.
