Sfanser Sfanser

President Sfanser Sfanser in 1923.

Sfanser Sfanser was the 30th president of the United States of America for one month before he was removed from office and records then replaced with Calvin Coolidge. Sfanser Sfanser was a self proclaimed clairvoyant who correctly predicted many future events. Nearly all records of his presidency were lost with the exception of a speech that was recovered in 2022.

Predictions of the Future

With the use of his clairvoyant abilities President Sfanser was able to correctly predict the future. This was seen when Sfanser correctly predicted the creation of the American media conglomerate, MeMoreTV and the invention of the MeMoreTV Triple Play Classic under the 2022 leadership of MeMoreTV president Allen Duan-Michael.

Recovered Speech

What the wax cone President Sfanser's 1923 speech was said to look like.

In May, 2022, Skeleton Realm LIVE! Host and Historian Doug Bleichner, during a trip to the national archive found a lost wax cone which contained on it a recording of a 1923 speech by the forgotten 30th President Sfanser Sfanser. Bleichner then rigged a small device in his house consisting of sting, a rubber band and bobby pin in order to play the audio contained in the cone. In the speech President Sfanser make multiple (now know to be correct) predictions of the future only to be met with boos from the crowd. The audio recorded by Bleichner on his iPhone was then picked up and popularized through many large social media outlets such as Buzzfeed and the New York Post.

Conspiracies

Some people believe that the removal of Sfanser as president after his speech and subsequent erasure from history is no unrelated event. These conspiracists believe that Sfanser was removed for his accurate predictions of the MeMoreTv Triple Play Classic feature nearly 100 years before its conception in 2022. Conspiracy theorists are divided as to what reasons  Sfanser would be removed from office for his predictions of the Triple Play Classic feature.

Controversies

During Sfanser’s 1923 speech he correctly predicted that the great peanut harvest of 1926 will be one of the worst harvests in American history. Peanut farmers at the time did not heed Sfanser’s warning and as such the American peanut industry fell out of dominance in the peanut trade.