Skourman's Goose Hole

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Skourman’s Goose Hole or simply Skourman’s Hole, is where over 90% of North American geese are carefully created by a man named Skourman. He is believed to live inside Skourman’s Hole but this has never been proven as anyone who’s gone inside the hole has never come back out. The geese are modeled and based off of Skourman's pet Gooseman, it is unknown whether or not the Gooseman has any relation to the now extinct race of Turkeymen[1]. It is also unknown to scientists how Skourman is able to so intricately create these geese and with what equipment he does so with.

Location

 
The entrance to Skourman's Goose Hole in Northern Georgia.

Skourman’s Goose Hole has long been known to exist but had no recorded location. In June 2022 Renowned Hiller, Musician and Sociologist, Doug Bleichner located Skourman’s Goose Hole during his weekend expedition into the Northern Georgia and Tennessee mountains. Bleichner had stopped for gas in McCaysville, a small town in Northern Georgia, when he noticed a peculiar number of goslings coming out from a hole under a bridge that crosses Skourman’s River also known as the Toccoa River.

Local elders in the town gas station confirmed that the hole Bleichner saw was indeed the fabled Skourman’s Hole. Bleichner then went on to announce the location of Skourman's Hole to several social media platforms and on Skeleton Realm LIVE! Ep. 8[2].