Tiny Jack is a small man who explores human bodies and occasionally leaves behind written logs documenting his journeys. It is considered a great and rare honor to be visited by Tiny Jack. His travel logs are also extremely rare and fetch a pretty penny on eBay[1]. Tiny Jack is also a Skeleton Realm LIVE! Pater[2].
Scholars, truth-tellers, house marms, high school students, and other Tiny Jack enthusiasts have suggested that Tiny Jack enters and exits bodies at night while the subject is sleeping. He is known to leave a signature message, “Tiny Jack was here” on his travel logs.
Little is known about Tiny Jack’s uncanny ability to navigate the hostile innards of human bodies. However, scientists agree that he must consume vast amounts of sugary food and seek warm places in order to survive.
Tiny Jack now resides on a small chromium ball with his nephew Damon Shrunk.[3]
November 2022 Surgery Incident
While performing a radical body transplant procedure during the November 2022 MeMoreTV biannual Surgery Surge Initiative, Doug and Sam discovered a Tiny Jack travel log inside the body of Doug’s cousin, Raymond Doener. Doug and Sam were visibly delighted by their discovery.
Per the travel log, Tiny Jack spent seven days inside Raymond Doener and visited his stomach, lungs, cock, and ass. Notably, he slept in the ass, presumably to stay warm.
After discovering the log, Doug and Sam resumed the procedure and successfully grafted Chromer’s head onto Raymond Doener’s body. Although the operation was a success, Chromer entered a freak-state shortly thereafter and was propelled backward in time.[1]
Effect on Realmer Body Stats
Tiny Jack's patronage into Skeleton Realm LIVE! caused the overall Realmer Body Stats to drop by about 923,334%. This drop in Body Stats incited worry among viewers of Skeleton Realm LIVE ep.52, the Realmers were later relieved to find out the drop was caused by Tiny Jack and that they had all unknowingly shrunk[2].
Notable Realmer Scholars have calculated that a drop in stats of this magnitude would mean that Tiny Jack's size is somehow about several million feet in the negative. While this result may cause the heads of Mathematicians suffering from Severely Normal Mentation to spin, many in the Realmer community see this as an accepted and expected result.