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== In Popular Culture ==
== In Popular Culture ==
American slang has arisen to describe Linman in his various "modes of being." Many enjoy calling Linman by different names depending on how he is behaving. When Linman is being overly energetic and wiggly, it is said that he is being "Wormsby." When Linman is sitting still and calm like a good boy, he is being "Stayman."
American slang has arisen to describe Linman in his various "modes of being." Many enjoy calling Linman by different names depending on how he is behaving. When Linman is being overly energetic and wiggly, it is said that he is being "Wormsby." When Linman is sitting still and calm like a good boy, he is being "Stayman."
Other names include Louie, Mr. Goo, Gorbus, Bubba, Goo-Goo, Poop, and Mr. Poop. He has been mistakenly referred to as Lintner.


== Health Issues ==
== Health Issues ==
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=== Hives ===
=== Hives ===
Linman has exhibited hives on at least two occasions, the worst of which was seen on Friday, December 9th, 2022, or Hive's Day.
Linman has exhibited hives on at least two occasions, the worst of which was seen on Friday, December 9th, 2022, or what is now referred to as Hive's Day. On Hive's Day, Linman's face was swollen and pudgy and he had big lumps all over his precious little body. Luckily, by the next morning, the hives had subsided. To this day, it is still a mystery as to what caused the hives.
 
=== Congenital Malformation of Vertebrae ===
Due to a missing vertebrae near the base of his skull, Linman has a messed up gate that causes him to scuff up his little paws and on one occasion he broke a nail and bled heavily. He now avoids concrete when walking so it is not really an issue.