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'''Chromer''' is a '''cyber sprite, Commander of Chrome Force''' and '''Deputy Manager of Chrome Compliance Systems and Quality Assurance''' at an unknown chrome factory. Chromer became a disembodied head and dislodged in time when a gaping timehole appeared at his workplace. The timehole spawned following [[The Schism]] brought on by the [[Skeleton Realm LIVE!]] 20 year retrospective, when [[2042 Doug]] and [[2042 Sam|Sam]] interfered with the [https://youtu.be/rIDqR_gYHHw episode 20 stream on September 7, 2022.] Chromer is considered the Totem of The Third Split. | '''Chromer''' is a '''cyber sprite, Commander of Chrome Force''' and '''Deputy Manager of Chrome Compliance Systems and Quality Assurance''' at an unknown chrome factory. Chromer became a disembodied head and dislodged in time when a gaping timehole appeared at his workplace. The timehole spawned following [[The Schism]] brought on by the [[Skeleton Realm LIVE!]] 20 year retrospective, when [[2042 Doug]] and [[2042 Sam|Sam]] interfered with the [https://youtu.be/rIDqR_gYHHw episode 20 stream on September 7, 2022.] Chromer is considered the Totem of The Third Split. | ||
Chromer’s head was teleported under the desk of [[Skeleton Realm LIVE!]], where he lived immobilized, attempting to return to his factory duties, until November 16th, 2022<ref name=":0">[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lIf3roOaz5E&t=2087s Chromer's Gettin' A Bod!]</ref>. He has since traveled through time and space, and saved the universe from being dominated by [[ | Chromer’s head was teleported under the desk of [[Skeleton Realm LIVE!]], where he lived immobilized, attempting to return to his factory duties, until November 16th, 2022<ref name=":0">[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lIf3roOaz5E&t=2087s Chromer's Gettin' A Bod!]</ref>. He has since traveled through time and space, and saved the universe from being dominated by [[Hans Chromen]] the Dark [[Swock]] Lord in the future<ref name=":1">https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DNdGdYseRUw</ref>. | ||
Chromer now lives with his wife Toit, his 300 children and many grand children on Horm.<ref name=":1" /> | Chromer now lives with his wife Toit, his 300 children and many grand children on Horm.<ref name=":1" /> | ||
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=== Return to Earth === | === Return to Earth === | ||
Chromer crash landed back on [[wikipedia:Earth|Earth]] in April of 2023 where he was identified as a crashed [[wikipedia:Asteroid|asteroid]]. He was then brought to the set of Skeleton Realm LIVE! ep.50 by [[Dana]] so that he could be dissected by [[Doug Bleichner]] and [[Sam Wagstaff]] as a part of their [[Bishope|Bishope's adult educational program]]. While [[Phaser]] had left the set to [[wikipedia:Defecation|shit]], Chromer urgently told Doug, Sam and Dana that the reason he had actually come back in time was so that he could save the people in the future from being dominated by a [[wikipedia:Dystopia|dystopian]] chrome [[wikipedia:Dictatorship|dictatorship]]. A future that Chromer described as a place where trillions in the galaxy would suffer, forced to work in chrome mines and factories, developing chrome lung while under the chrome fist of Chrome Compliance Officials and Officers who have total power. Chromer had planned on going back and killing the man who would bring about the future dystopia, Hans the Dark | Chromer crash landed back on [[wikipedia:Earth|Earth]] in April of 2023 where he was identified as a crashed [[wikipedia:Asteroid|asteroid]]. He was then brought to the set of Skeleton Realm LIVE! ep.50 by [[Dana]] so that he could be dissected by [[Doug Bleichner]] and [[Sam Wagstaff]] as a part of their [[Bishope|Bishope's adult educational program]]. While [[Phaser]] had left the set to [[wikipedia:Defecation|shit]], Chromer urgently told Doug, Sam and Dana that the reason he had actually come back in time was so that he could save the people in the future from being dominated by a [[wikipedia:Dystopia|dystopian]] chrome [[wikipedia:Dictatorship|dictatorship]]. A future that Chromer described as a place where trillions in the galaxy would suffer, forced to work in chrome mines and factories, developing chrome lung while under the chrome fist of Chrome Compliance Officials and Officers who have total power. Chromer had planned on going back and killing the man who would bring about the future dystopia, Hans the Dark Swock Lord before his rise to power, but was unable to as his body had been [[wikipedia:Decapitation|cut off]] when he entered the timehole. Doenor’s body was meant to bring Chromer back to full health but instead ended up screwing him hardcore style. Chromer then went on to reveal that Hans the Dark Swock Lord had secretly [[wikipedia:Spirit_possession|possessed]] Phaser. It was also revealed that Paser was the one that robbed the Crawfordville Credit Union and had shifted the blame of the robbery on to Doug so that he could get the money he needed undisturbed in order to begin his rise to power. | ||
====== Stopping Hans the Dark Lord ====== | ====== Stopping Hans the Dark Lord ====== | ||
Upon Phaser’s return to the set, he confirmed his involvement with the robbery as well as his true identity as Hans the Dark | Upon Phaser’s return to the set, he confirmed his involvement with the robbery as well as his true identity as Hans the Dark Swock Lord. Since Chromer was body-less he was unable to shoot chrome balls from his [[wikipedia:Anus|anus]], he was powerless to stop Hans the Dark Swock Lord and his power of the [[Orb|Wicker Orb]]. In a last attempt, Doug and Sam quickly came up with the idea to use the power of the newly released [https://www.instagram.com/ar/1254517735498119/ SpringBall Augmented Reality Experience] by [[MeMoreTV]], in order to stop Hans the Dark Swock Lord. With the joined power of the augmented Springball by Doug, Sam and onlooking [[Realmer|Realmers]], Hans the Dark Swock Lord was finally defeated. | ||
After Hans the Dark | After Hans the Dark Swock Lords' defeat, a brodcast from the Hormite spaceship 45551 intercepted the Skeleton Realm LIVE! livestream. In the broadcast, One of Chromer's grandsons states that he had been searching for the last ten thousand years to find him, locating him on earth from it's emination SpringBall energy, and that he would be taking Chromer back home to Horm with Chromer's wife Toit. Chromer was then beamed up and has not been heard from since. | ||
Honorable [[Judge Faster|Judge Judge Faster]], who had been a live viewer to the 50th episode of Skeleton Realm LIVE! appeared live via Zoom and cleared Doug Bleichner and Phaser of all charges relating to the robbery of the Crawfordville Credit Union.<ref name=":1" /> | Honorable [[Judge Faster|Judge Judge Faster]], who had been a live viewer to the 50th episode of Skeleton Realm LIVE! appeared live via Zoom and cleared Doug Bleichner and Phaser of all charges relating to the robbery of the Crawfordville Credit Union.<ref name=":1" /> | ||