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{{DISPLAYTITLE:Tiny Jack}} | {{DISPLAYTITLE:Tiny Jack}} | ||
[[Tiny Jack]] is a small man who explores human bodies and occasionally leaves behind written logs documenting his journeys. It is considered a great and rare honor to be visited by Tiny Jack. His travel logs are also extremely rare and fetch a pretty penny on eBay. Tiny Jack is also a [[Skeleton Realm LIVE!]] [[Skeleton Realm Patreon|Pater]]. | [[Tiny Jack]] is a small man who explores human bodies and occasionally leaves behind written logs documenting his journeys. It is considered a great and rare honor to be visited by Tiny Jack. His travel logs are also extremely rare and fetch a pretty penny on eBay<ref name=":0" />. Tiny Jack is also a [[Skeleton Realm LIVE!]] [[Skeleton Realm Patreon|Pater]]<ref name=":1" />. | ||
Scholars, truth-tellers, house marms, high school students, and other Tiny Jack enthusiasts have suggested that Tiny Jack enters and exits bodies at night while the subject is sleeping. He is known to leave a signature message, “Tiny Jack was here” on his travel logs. | Scholars, truth-tellers, house marms, high school students, and other Tiny Jack enthusiasts have suggested that Tiny Jack enters and exits bodies at night while the subject is sleeping. He is known to leave a signature message, “Tiny Jack was here” on his travel logs. | ||
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Per the travel log, Tiny Jack spent seven days inside Raymond Doener and visited his stomach, lungs, cock, and ass. Notably, he slept in the ass, presumably to stay warm. | Per the travel log, Tiny Jack spent seven days inside Raymond Doener and visited his stomach, lungs, cock, and ass. Notably, he slept in the ass, presumably to stay warm. | ||
After discovering the log, Doug and Sam resumed the procedure and successfully grafted [[Chromer]]’s head onto Raymond Doener’s body. Although the operation was a success, Chromer entered a freak-state shortly thereafter and was propelled backward in time, never to be seen again.<ref>[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lIf3roOaz5E Chromer's Gettin' A Bod!]</ref> | After discovering the log, Doug and Sam resumed the procedure and successfully grafted [[Chromer]]’s head onto Raymond Doener’s body. Although the operation was a success, Chromer entered a freak-state shortly thereafter and was propelled backward in time, never to be seen again.<ref name=":0">[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lIf3roOaz5E Chromer's Gettin' A Bod!]</ref> | ||
== Effect on Realmer Body Stats == | == Effect on Realmer Body Stats == | ||
Tiny Jack 's patronage into Skeleton Realm LIVE! caused the overall [[Realmer]] [[Body Stats]] to drop by about 923 | Tiny Jack 's patronage into Skeleton Realm LIVE! caused the overall [[Realmer]] [[Body Stats]] to drop by about 923,334%, causing worry among the viewers to Skeleton Realm LIVE! ep.52<ref name=":1">https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PgZfKeDmMic</ref>. | ||
Realmer Scholars have calculated that a drop in stats of this magnitude would mean that Tiny Jack is somehow | Notable Realmer Scholars have calculated that a drop in stats of this magnitude would mean that Tiny Jack's size is somehow about several million feet in the negative. While this result may cause the heads of Mathematicians suffering from [[Severely Normal Mentation]] to spin, many in the Realmer community see this as an accepted and expected result. | ||