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Gandalf the Black
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== Death == | == Death == | ||
Gandalf died under mysterious circumstances on the Ides of Gorbtember MMDCCBVI ab urbe condita. An autopsy revealed a fractured skull, several blows to the kneecaps and an unexploded WW2-era hand grenade embedded into his side, but given that his body was discovered by laugh-busters, it is hard to determine to what extent these injuries were simply induced by the pranksters in a satirical style. Either way, it was an epic prank and it definitely busted Gandalf hardcore. Yep, he got totally busted and I bet he was still pumping when it happened. Yep. | Gandalf died under mysterious circumstances on the Ides of Gorbtember MMDCCBVI ab urbe condita. An autopsy revealed a fractured skull, several blows to the kneecaps and an unexploded WW2-era hand grenade embedded into his side, but given that his body was discovered by laugh-busters, it is hard to determine to what extent these injuries were simply induced by the pranksters in a satirical post-mortem style. Either way, it was an epic prank and it definitely busted Gandalf hardcore. Yep, he got totally busted and I bet he was still pumping when it happened. Yep. | ||
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