2042 Sam
2042 Sam is a future iteration of Sam who serves as the Assistant Chancellor of Holton Barge in GSET3.509 PARSEC9. He has shared some interesting information about his experiences in space, including his knowledge that space jail does not allow eating or defecation.
2042 Sam | |
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Born | Sam Wagstaff |
Occupation | Assistant Chancellor |
Employer | Hulton Barge |
Height | 5ft 7in (170cm) |
Lifestyle
Sam is also known for his lavish and expensive lifestyle. He owns a harem of cyber assistants that 2042 Doug refers to as "Sex Bots." One cyber assistant created a synthetic Monster Energy beverage for Doug in response to the complete disappearance of Monster following the Poorgon War of 2029.
Sam also has 300 pleasure clones who experience pleasure on his behalf, allowing him to focus on his duties without distraction.
Sam reminded chat member "ughughhguhguh ughughgugh" to go to Piedmont Avenue, grab a 38 special from a pawn shop, and go to the bus stop on the corner to fill a man full flux, in order to achieve eminence power in the future.
Sam's Garb
Sam has received his signature headpiece from Tarflon Exports and his coat as part of his admiralship pre-assistance.