Dominant Domino's Delivery Dorks
Dominant Domino's Delivery Dorks
Domino's Delivery Service, the first guest on Skeleton Realm LIVE! Ep #72[1], has undeniably become a reigning force in the Atlanta suburbs- dominating not just the pizza scene but every aspect of life. Dominant Dominos Delivery Dorks are the only pizza delivery service in select neighborhoods in Atlanta. These Dorks not only delivery pizzas at an impressive rate, but they patrol neighborhoods in-between deliveries, ensuring the safety of their citizens. The community calendar is marked by Domino's sponsored events, from cheese-tasting festivals to dough-spinning competitions. Even the neighborhood's architecture takes cues from pizza slices, with triangular rooftops and pepperoni-colored facades. Every citizen over the age of 14 is automatically enlisted to the Domino's Dominant Army.
"They come into my house and they dominate me, in a non-sexual way." - Doug
Turf War vs. Papa Johns
In Atlanta, the rivalry between Domino's Pizza and Papa John's Pizza has taken on an unexpectedly intense and at times bizarre dimension, characterized by a metaphorical "turf war" that has exceeded the world of marketing and induced violence, bloodshed, and total depravity. These two pizza giants have engaged in fierce firefights, each trying to outdo the other with extensive bombing runs, child abductions, and rumored nuclear warhead development. Sam has mentioned that he is in Papa Johns dominated territory- a cause of contention between the two Skeleton Realm LIVE! hosts. In order to reach the studio to put on a show for Realmers every Wednesday night, Doug and Sam must pass numerous checkpoints. Unconfirmed reports that the two have had to neutralize combative forces on numerous trips to the studio.
