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'''Chromer is a lost cyber sprite''' and '''Deputy Manager of Chrome Compliance Systems and Quality Assurance''' at an unknown chrome factory. Chromer became a disembodied head and dislodged in time when a gaping timehole appeared at his workplace. The timehole spawned following [[The Schism]] brought on by the [[Skeleton Realm LIVE!]] 20 year retrospective, when [https://youtu.be/rIDqR_gYHHw Doug and Sam in 2042 interfered with the episode 20 stream on September 7, 2022]. Chromer is considered the totem of the third split. | |||
Chromer’s head was teleported under the desk of [[Skeleton Realm LIVE!]], where he lived immobilized, attempting to return to his factory duties, until November 16th, 2022. He has been missing ever since. | |||
== Surgery Incident and Dissapearance == | |||
In early November of 2022, Chromer convinced Skeleton Realm to utilize [[MeMoreTV]]’s biannual Surgery Surge Initiative and perform a body transplant via bod-rod inserts. Doug’s cousin Raymond Doenor agreed to donate his body to Chromer. The one-hour operation was a success, but Chromer’s anesthesia wore off rapidly and sent him into a freak-state. Chromer’s renewed mobility and gape-harmony with his timehole likely propelled him backward in time. | |||
== Sightings == | |||
Chromer sightings in over a dozen countries were reported immediately after his disappearance. Sightings are being reported further back in time the longer Chromer continues to have a body. | |||
=== VIA Robbery === | |||
The earliest known Chromer sighting is believed to be a 1653 portrait by Bartholomeus van der Helst. In 1982, Chromer was captured on security camera breaking into the The Verchwörer Institute of Art and stealing the painting. | |||