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[[Swock|Swocks]] or [[Swock|Swagged Out Colonial Kings]], were colonial kings from [[wikipedia:Belgium|Belgium]] whom in the 1700's were renowned for their ornate outfits. Swocks were the first to start the [[wikipedia:Thanksgiving|Thanksgiving]] holiday and travel the world selling the valuable substance [[wikipedia:Popcorn|popcorn]]. Swocks generally met up at the Swock Dock in Belgium and would often play [[wikipedia:Card_game|card games]] or dump boxes of tea into Belgium's waterways. The Swock Dock was also where the first Swocks left Belgium to sell popcorn and met the [[Turkeymen]].<ref name=":0">https://youtu.be/F2_WP-7jb9w</ref>

The remaining Swocks on the Swock Rock struggled to stay alive, with little food salvaged from the wreckage many Swocks resorted to eating rocks, crustaceans and sea gunk that washed onto the Swock Rock. The Swocks were very [[wikipedia:Emaciation|emaciated]] and were on the verge of [[wikipedia:Starvation|death]] with no hope of ever returning home, when just then the Turkeymen came out from the Swock Rock and saved the Swocks by bringing them to their underground kingdom. Inside the kingdom the Swocks were all fed a grand meal with the Turkeymen gathering the sunken popcorn for what is now called "popcorn soup" and the Turkeymen king sacrificed himself so that the Swocks could eat him and survive. After the meal the Turkeymen helped to rebuild the Swock ships and joined the Swocks in their journey back to Belgium. The Turkeymen went on to serve as [[wikipedia:Jester|jesters]] for the Swocks and other Kings around [[wikipedia:Europe|Europe]] upon their return to Belgium<ref name=":0" />.