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[[Sorm's]] is an [[wikipedia:America|American]] based chain of [[wikipedia:Filling_station|gas stations]], shower station houses, and truck stops that has been in operation since 1913 headquartered in [[wikipedia:Metter,_Georgia|Metter, Georgia]]. Despite a long and storied history, Sorm's is perhaps best known for its controversial Gas Hole exploration program, which has resulted in numerous explosions and deaths over the years. Despite these controversies, Sorm's has also played a significant role in shaping American culture and fashion, and the brand remains a prominent fixture in popular culture. | [[Sorm's]] is an [[wikipedia:America|American]] based chain of [[wikipedia:Filling_station|gas stations]], shower station houses, and truck stops that has been in operation since 1913 headquartered in [[wikipedia:Metter,_Georgia|Metter, Georgia]]. Despite a long and storied history, Sorm's is perhaps best known for its controversial Gas Hole exploration program, which has resulted in numerous explosions and deaths over the years. Despite these controversies, Sorm's has also played a significant role in shaping American culture and fashion, and the brand remains a prominent fixture in popular culture. | ||
Sorm's offers various products, including Sorm’s HEET oil, Bopes Marshmallow Wafers, FUCKER energy drinks, Earl Grey from the Fountain, and the [https://skeletonrealm.bigcartel.com/product/sorm-s-mug Sorm's Mug,]Sorm’s HEET oil is designed to cool engines and prevent gunk buildup after 5,000 miles of use guaranteed. Bopes Marshmallow Wafers come in rolls and are now free from poison, but still have the same green goop. [[FUCKER™]] energy drinks, including [[FUCKER™]] energy LIGHTNING POWER and [[FUCKER™]] classic, are now part of Sorm’s family and come in citrus flavor. Sorm’s also serves lukewarm Earl Grey from the Fountain and provides customers with lifetime unlimited free drinks with the purchase of a Sorm’s Mug. Additionally, Sorm’s sells Griffgan Jerky Ream, which can be purchased starting at $4999.99 and lasts for approximately year. Customers can also buy the Gaffgan + [[Fabricia]] book in collaboration with [[Skeleton Realm|Skeleton Realm’s]] [[Doug Bleichner]]. | Sorm's offers various products, including Sorm’s HEET oil, Bopes Marshmallow Wafers, FUCKER energy drinks, Earl Grey from the Fountain, and the [https://skeletonrealm.bigcartel.com/product/sorm-s-mug Sorm's Mug,] Sorm’s HEET oil is designed to cool engines and prevent gunk buildup after 5,000 miles of use guaranteed. Bopes Marshmallow Wafers come in rolls and are now free from poison, but still have the same green goop. [[FUCKER™]] energy drinks, including [[FUCKER™]] energy LIGHTNING POWER and [[FUCKER™]] classic, are now part of Sorm’s family and come in citrus flavor. Sorm’s also serves lukewarm Earl Grey from the Fountain and provides customers with lifetime unlimited free drinks with the purchase of a Sorm’s Mug. Additionally, Sorm’s sells Griffgan Jerky Ream, which can be purchased starting at $4999.99 and lasts for approximately year. Customers can also buy the Gaffgan + [[Fabricia]] book in collaboration with [[Skeleton Realm|Skeleton Realm’s]] [[Doug Bleichner]]. | ||
== History == | == History == | ||
[[File:RudolphSorm1913.png|thumb|R. Sorm, 1913]] | [[File:RudolphSorm1913.png|thumb|R. Sorm, 1913]] | ||