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= November 2022 Surgery Incident = | = November 2022 Surgery Incident = | ||
While performing a radical body transplant procedure during the November 2022 [[MeMoreTV]] biannual Surgery Surge Initiative, [[Doug Bleichner|Doug]] and [[Sam Wagstaff|Sam]] discovered a Tiny Jack travel log inside the body of Doug’s cousin, Raymond Doener. Doug and Sam were [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lIf3roOaz5E&ab_channel=SkeletonRealm&t=50m26s visibly delighted by their discovery.] | While performing a [[wikipedia:Head_transplant|radical body transplant]] procedure during the November 2022 [[MeMoreTV]] biannual Surgery Surge Initiative, [[Doug Bleichner|Doug]] and [[Sam Wagstaff|Sam]] discovered a Tiny Jack travel log inside the body of Doug’s cousin, Raymond Doener. Doug and Sam were [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lIf3roOaz5E&ab_channel=SkeletonRealm&t=50m26s visibly delighted by their discovery.] | ||
[[File:Tinyjacknote.png|thumb|Bleichner and Wagstaff reviewing Tiny Jack's travel log in episode 30 of Skeleton Realm LIVE! ]] | [[File:Tinyjacknote.png|thumb|Bleichner and Wagstaff reviewing Tiny Jack's travel log in episode 30 of Skeleton Realm LIVE! ]] | ||
Per the travel log, Tiny Jack spent seven days inside Raymond Doener and visited his stomach, lungs, cock, and ass. Notably, he slept in the ass, presumably to stay warm. | Per the travel log, Tiny Jack spent seven days inside Raymond Doener and visited his [[wikipedia:Stomach|stomach]], [[wikipedia:Lung|lungs]], [[wikipedia:Penis|cock]], and [[wikipedia:Rectum|ass]]. Notably, he slept in the ass, presumably to stay warm. | ||
After discovering the log, Doug and Sam resumed the procedure and successfully grafted [[Chromer]]’s head onto Raymond Doener’s body. Although the operation was a success, Chromer entered a freak-state shortly thereafter and was propelled backward in time, never to be seen again.<ref name=":0">[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lIf3roOaz5E Chromer's Gettin' A Bod!]</ref> | After discovering the log, Doug and Sam resumed the procedure and successfully grafted [[Chromer]]’s head onto Raymond Doener’s body. Although the operation was a success, Chromer entered a freak-state shortly thereafter and was propelled backward in time, never to be seen again.<ref name=":0">[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lIf3roOaz5E Chromer's Gettin' A Bod!]</ref> | ||
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Tiny Jack's patronage into Skeleton Realm LIVE! caused the overall [[Realmer]] [[Body Stats]] to drop by about 923,334%. This drop in Body Stats incited worry among viewers of Skeleton Realm LIVE ep.52, the Realmers were later relieved to find out the drop was caused by Tiny Jack and that they had all unknowingly shrunk<ref name=":1">https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PgZfKeDmMic</ref>. | Tiny Jack's patronage into Skeleton Realm LIVE! caused the overall [[Realmer]] [[Body Stats]] to drop by about 923,334%. This drop in Body Stats incited worry among viewers of Skeleton Realm LIVE ep.52, the Realmers were later relieved to find out the drop was caused by Tiny Jack and that they had all unknowingly shrunk<ref name=":1">https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PgZfKeDmMic</ref>. | ||
[[Key Realmer|Notable Realmer Scholars]] have calculated that a drop in stats of this magnitude would mean that Tiny Jack's size is somehow about several million feet in the negative. While this result may cause the heads of Mathematicians suffering from [[Severely Normal Mentation]] to spin, many in the Realmer community see this as an accepted and expected result. | [[Key Realmer|Notable Realmer Scholars]] have calculated that a drop in stats of this magnitude would mean that Tiny Jack's size is somehow about several million feet in the negative. While this result may cause the heads of Mathematicians suffering from [[Severely Normal Mentation]] to spin, many in the [[Realmer|Realmer community]] see this as an accepted and expected result. | ||