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In early November of 2022, Chromer convinced Skeleton Realm to utilize [[MeMoreTV]]’s biannual Surgery Surge Initiative and perform a body transplant via bod-rod inserts. Doug’s cousin Raymond Doenor agreed to donate his body to Chromer<ref name=":0" />. The one-hour operation was a success, with the new body Chromer was busting with energy and burst out of the studio. He would not be seen again until April, 2023. | In early November of 2022, Chromer convinced Skeleton Realm to utilize [[MeMoreTV]]’s biannual Surgery Surge Initiative and perform a body transplant via bod-rod inserts. Doug’s cousin Raymond Doenor agreed to donate his body to Chromer<ref name=":0" />. The one-hour operation was a success, with the new body Chromer was busting with energy and burst out of the studio. He would not be seen again until April, 2023. | ||
== Chromer's | == Chromer's Lap == | ||
Upon leaving the studio, Chromer had started running south on [[wikipedia:Interstate_75|I-75]] | Upon leaving the studio, Chromer had started running south on [[wikipedia:Interstate_75|I-75]]. The sprinting speed of Doenor's extremely athletic transplant body, paired with Chromer's chrome head, reopened another timehole. The new timehole was "much larger, and more hardcore" compared to the original hole that spawned Chromer. The hole caused Chromer to move backwards through time, during which time he took part in the rise of human civilization in reverse. After 13 billion years, Chromer witnessed the [[wikipedia:Big_Bang|Big Bang]], which destroyed Doenor's body and distributed spherical chrome fragments across space. Following the birth of the universe, Chromer began moving forward in time again, drifting through space for hundreds of millions of years.<ref>[https://www.youtube.com/live/DNdGdYseRUw?feature=share&t=2807 Chromer explains his actions after the surgery.]</ref> Chromer's orbic fragments eventually filled the Earth's lower orbit and have prevented manned exploration of the solar system. | ||
== Horm == | |||
[[File:ChromerAndToit.png|thumb|An image of [[Chromer]] next to his Hormite lover Toit.]] | [[File:ChromerAndToit.png|thumb|An image of [[Chromer]] next to his Hormite lover Toit.]] | ||
Chromer eventually | Chromer eventually collided with a small planet in the Gorbulation [[wikipedia:Nebula|nebula]] called Horm. The planet was populated by a race of [[wikipedia:Extraterrestrial_life|aliens]] called Hormites, who were living in a [[wikipedia:Bronze_Age|bronze age]] style at the time.<ref>[https://www.youtube.com/live/DNdGdYseRUw?feature=share&t=2874 Horm and it's inhabitants.]</ref> The Hormites quickly nursed Chromer back to health using their various 'goops and fluids'. During the Hormites' care of Chromer they noticed the powerful energy and healing power coming from the droplets of Chromium that had melted of off Chromer during his time in space. The Hormites began worshiping Chromer as a [[wikipedia:Deity|godhead]]. The droplets of Chromer's chromium would then go on to be the material used in the construction of every future [[SpringBall]]. | ||
During his time as a worshiped entity on Horm, Chromer fell in love with a Hormite woman named 'Toit'. Chromer and Toit had 300 [[wikipedia:Offspring|children]] together, all of whom Chromer taught the ways of ChromeTech, which included the knowledge of [[SpringBall|SpringBall Infinite Energy]]. The | During his time as a worshiped entity on Horm, Chromer fell in love with a Hormite woman named 'Toit'. Chromer and Toit had 300 [[wikipedia:Offspring|children]] together, all of whom Chromer taught the ways of ChromeTech, which included the knowledge of [[SpringBall|SpringBall Infinite Energy]]. The knowledge of SpringBall Infinite Energy proved to be too much for the Hormites, and they descended into global war. In a final attempt to save Chromer, Toit fired him away from Horm using a SpringBall powered launching device, sending Chromer adrift in the universe for more than ten billion years. | ||
== Return to Earth == | |||
Chromer crash landed | Chromer crash landed on [[wikipedia:Earth|Earth]] sometime before April of 2023. He was misidentified as a crashed [[wikipedia:Asteroid|asteroid]] and immediately donated to Bishope Academy's science department. Ms. [[Dana]] implemented the asteroid into her curriculum so that it could be dissected by [[Doug Bleichner]] and [[Sam Wagstaff]]. While [[Phaser]] had left class to [[wikipedia:Defecation|shit]], Chromer urgently told Doug, Sam, and Dana that the reason he had actually come back in time was so that he could save the people in the future from being dominated by a [[wikipedia:Dystopia|dystopian]] chrome [[wikipedia:Dictatorship|dictatorship]]. A future that Chromer described as a place where trillions in the galaxy would suffer, forced to work in chrome mines and factories, developing chrome lung while under the chrome fist of Chrome Compliance Officials and Officers who have total power. Chromer had planned on going back and killing the man who would bring about the future dystopia, Hans the Dark Swock Lord before his rise to power, but was unable to as his body had been [[wikipedia:Decapitation|cut off]] when he entered the timehole. Doenor’s body was meant to bring Chromer back to full health but instead ended up screwing him hardcore style. Chromer then went on to reveal that Hans the Dark Swock Lord had secretly [[wikipedia:Spirit_possession|possessed]] Phaser. It was also revealed that Paser was the one that robbed the Crawfordville Credit Union and had shifted the blame of the robbery on to Doug so that he could get the money he needed undisturbed in order to begin his rise to power. | ||
==== Stopping Hans the Dark Lord ==== | |||
Upon Phaser’s return to the set, he confirmed his involvement with the robbery as well as his true identity as Hans the Dark Swock Lord. Since Chromer was body-less he was unable to shoot chrome balls from his [[wikipedia:Anus|anus]], he was powerless to stop Hans the Dark Swock Lord and his power of the [[Orb|Wicker Orb]]. In a last attempt, Doug and Sam quickly came up with the idea to use the power of the newly released [https://www.instagram.com/ar/1254517735498119/ SpringBall Augmented Reality Experience] by [[MeMoreTV]], in order to stop Hans the Dark Swock Lord. With the joined power of the augmented Springball by Doug, Sam and onlooking [[Realmer|Realmers]], Hans the Dark Swock Lord was finally defeated. | Upon Phaser’s return to the set, he confirmed his involvement with the robbery as well as his true identity as Hans the Dark Swock Lord. Since Chromer was body-less he was unable to shoot chrome balls from his [[wikipedia:Anus|anus]], he was powerless to stop Hans the Dark Swock Lord and his power of the [[Orb|Wicker Orb]]. In a last attempt, Doug and Sam quickly came up with the idea to use the power of the newly released [https://www.instagram.com/ar/1254517735498119/ SpringBall Augmented Reality Experience] by [[MeMoreTV]], in order to stop Hans the Dark Swock Lord. With the joined power of the augmented Springball by Doug, Sam and onlooking [[Realmer|Realmers]], Hans the Dark Swock Lord was finally defeated. | ||
After Hans the Dark Swock Lords' defeat, a brodcast from the Hormite spaceship 45551 intercepted the Skeleton Realm LIVE! livestream. In the broadcast, One of Chromer's grandsons states that he had been searching for the last ten thousand years to find him, locating him on earth from it's emination SpringBall energy, and that he would be taking Chromer back home to Horm with Chromer's wife Toit. Chromer was then beamed up and has not been heard from since. | After Hans the Dark Swock Lords' defeat, a brodcast from the Hormite spaceship 45551 intercepted the Skeleton Realm LIVE! livestream. In the broadcast, One of Chromer's grandsons states that he had been searching for the last ten thousand years to find him, locating him on earth from it's emination SpringBall energy, and that he would be taking Chromer back home to Horm with Chromer's wife Toit. Chromer was then beamed up and has not been heard from since. | ||
Honorable [[Judge Faster|Judge Judge Faster]], who had been a live viewer to the 50th episode of Skeleton Realm LIVE! appeared live via Zoom and cleared Doug Bleichner and Phaser of all charges relating to the robbery of the Crawfordville Credit Union.<ref name=":1" /> | The Honorable [[Judge Faster|Judge Judge Faster]], who had been a live viewer to the 50th episode of Skeleton Realm LIVE! appeared live via Zoom and cleared Doug Bleichner and Phaser of all charges relating to the robbery of the Crawfordville Credit Union.<ref name=":1" /> | ||
== VIA Robbery == | == VIA Robbery == | ||
The earliest known Chromer sighting is believed to be a 1653 portrait by [[wikipedia:Bartholomeus_van_der_Helst|Bartholomeus van der Helst]]. In 1982, Chromer was captured on security camera breaking into the [[The Verchwörer Institute of Art]] and stealing the painting. | [[File:CHROMERPAINTING.png|thumb|216x216px|The only known image of ''The Silver Man of The Rhine,'' 1653]]The earliest known Chromer sighting is believed to be a 1653 portrait by [[wikipedia:Bartholomeus_van_der_Helst|Bartholomeus van der Helst]]. In 1982, Chromer was captured on security camera breaking into the [[The Verchwörer Institute of Art]] and stealing the painting. | ||
== References == | == References == | ||