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[[File:We are in "NewsWorld".jpg|thumb|Sam and Doug discuss their new environment, NewsWorld, during episode 70, "LIVE from NEWSWORLD]] | [[File:We are in "NewsWorld".jpg|thumb|Sam and Doug discuss their new environment, NewsWorld, during episode 70, "LIVE from NEWSWORLD]] | ||
NewsWorld is a higher media plane Doug and Sam were sent to in episode 69. Episode 70 takes place entirely in NewsWorld, an environment covered in newspapers, with Doug dressed as a newsboy and Sam dressed (presumably) as a newspaper with a dark suit and white skin to match. Since episode 70, Doug and Sam have been using MeMoreVR goggles to control avatars of their bodies in "reality prime." | '''NewsWorld''' is a higher media plane [[Doug Bleichner|Doug]] and [[Sam Wagstaff|Sam]] were sent to in episode 69. Episode 70 takes place entirely in NewsWorld, an environment covered in newspapers, with Doug dressed as a newsboy and Sam dressed (presumably) as a newspaper with a dark suit and white skin to match. Since episode 70, Doug and Sam have been using MeMoreVR goggles to control avatars of their bodies in "reality prime." | ||
==History== | ==History== | ||
===Episode 69=== | ===Episode 69=== | ||
Doug and Sam celebrated episode 69 by promoting the launch of a new app in private controlled pre-alpha: DateMe - a MeMoreTV dating app that was also being promoted by a media being, FreakMouth. FreakMouth spends the first half of episodes injecting foul-mouth asides and turning everything dirty as all hell. Sam finally acknowledges the proverbial elephant in the room and reads FreakMouth's introduction: | Doug and Sam celebrated episode 69 by promoting the launch of a new app in private controlled pre-alpha: DateMe - a [[MeMoreTV]] dating app that was also being promoted by a media being, FreakMouth. FreakMouth spends the first half of episodes injecting foul-mouth asides and turning everything dirty as all hell. Sam finally acknowledges the proverbial elephant in the room and reads FreakMouth's introduction: | ||
[[File:New DATING APP. 69 is NOT Dirty. - 69.01 02 56 26.Still001.jpg|thumb|FreakMouth getting pierced by Sam.]] | [[File:New DATING APP. 69 is NOT Dirty. - 69.01 02 56 26.Still001.jpg|thumb|FreakMouth getting pierced by Sam.]] | ||
<blockquote>''Ladies and gentlemen, the Sultan of Suck, The Boss of Body (with a mouth to match), The Nutting Professor, The Dirty Dalmatian, The Perfect Pecker Inspector, The Loving Licker, The Horny Hammer, The Pink-tongued Bitch, The Cum Collector, and The Master of Genitals. Ladies and gentlemen, it's FreakMouth.''</blockquote>After he is introduced, FreakMouth immediately asks if Sam and Doug want to “fuck really quick” and added how much he “love[s] the news.” He continues disrupting the show, and at nearly an hour in, asks Doug and Sam to pierce him. He had brought tongue studs an, after a quick audience poll, the “69” stud was picked. After avowing not to cum, FreakMouth broke that promise while getting pierced. | <blockquote>''Ladies and gentlemen, the Sultan of Suck, The Boss of Body (with a mouth to match), The Nutting Professor, The Dirty Dalmatian, The Perfect Pecker Inspector, The Loving Licker, The Horny Hammer, The Pink-tongued Bitch, The Cum Collector, and The Master of Genitals. Ladies and gentlemen, it's FreakMouth.''</blockquote>After he is introduced, FreakMouth immediately asks if Sam and Doug want to “fuck really quick” and added how much he “love[s] the news.” He continues disrupting the show, and at nearly an hour in, asks Doug and Sam to pierce him. He had brought tongue studs an, after a quick audience poll, the “69” stud was picked. After avowing not to cum, FreakMouth broke that promise while getting pierced. To make sure the piercing didn’t fall out, Doug and Sam took a chrome ball and placed it at the bottom of the piercing. Doug and Sam find there is a new message in the DateMe app - from #4949999-93!ERROR_4<blockquote>''Wanna meet up at the News Stand at the airport and have hardcore sex? Lets be dirty as hell. Dirty Style. Thanks!''</blockquote>Sam attempts to report the message but finds that FreakMouth kinked the DateMe app. After explaining that he had been behind the kinks in the app, FreakMouth admitted, “I’ve got some other plans for you. You guys want to hold on for the ride of your life and get ready to bust?” A symphony of FreakMouth moans fill the studio and contrast overtakes the screen, ending the stream. | ||
To make sure the piercing didn’t fall out, Doug and Sam took a chrome ball and placed it at the bottom of the piercing. Doug and Sam find there is a new message in the DateMe app - from #4949999-93!ERROR_4<blockquote>''Wanna meet up at the News Stand at the airport and have hardcore sex? Lets be dirty as hell. Dirty Style. Thanks!''</blockquote>Sam attempts to report the message but finds that FreakMouth kinked the DateMe app. After explaining that he had been behind the kinks in the app, FreakMouth admitted, “I’ve got some other plans for you. You guys want to hold on for the ride of your life and get ready to bust?” A symphony of FreakMouth moans fill the studio and contrast overtakes the screen, ending the stream. | |||
=== Episode 70, 'LIVE from NEWSWORLD!' === | === Episode 70, 'LIVE from NEWSWORLD!' === | ||
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Doug and Sam realize their bodies are “screwed up” from NewsWorld, and they miss home. They realize that the chromeball securing FreakMouth’s tongue piercing did something to the media being’s power system, which brought them to NewsWorld. To return, they need to remove the chromeball from the encased NewsMouth. They wake up NewsMouth once again with the classic town-crier-style bell, and ask why a respectable newscaster would have a 69-style tongue piercing. They replace the 69 stud with a new, back-less American flag stud. | Doug and Sam realize their bodies are “screwed up” from NewsWorld, and they miss home. They realize that the chromeball securing FreakMouth’s tongue piercing did something to the media being’s power system, which brought them to NewsWorld. To return, they need to remove the chromeball from the encased NewsMouth. They wake up NewsMouth once again with the classic town-crier-style bell, and ask why a respectable newscaster would have a 69-style tongue piercing. They replace the 69 stud with a new, back-less American flag stud. | ||
Suddenly, they hear Damon Trunk trying to get their attention. That chromeball was Damon’s planet. 10 weeks prior, in episode 60, Doug and Sam had shrunk Damon down so he could live on a small chrome orb that would act as his own personal planet. Unfortunately, his tormentor and uncle, the famous body explorer Tiny Jack, snuck in to his shrink shuttle. Until now, Tiny Jack had been non-stop torturing Damon. When Doug and Sam dislodged the chromeball, Damon was set free. However, Tiny Jack decided to launch himself down FreakMouth/NewsMouth’s throat to explore his body, but because NewsMouth has no body, he was thrown into a 'news abyss'. | Suddenly, they hear Damon Trunk trying to get their attention. That chromeball was Damon’s planet. 10 weeks prior, in episode 60, Doug and Sam had shrunk Damon down so he could live on a small chrome orb that would act as his own personal planet. Unfortunately, his tormentor and uncle, the famous body explorer [[Tiny Jack]], snuck in to his shrink shuttle. Until now, Tiny Jack had been non-stop torturing Damon. When Doug and Sam dislodged the chromeball, Damon was set free. However, Tiny Jack decided to launch himself down FreakMouth/NewsMouth’s throat to explore his body, but because NewsMouth has no body, he was thrown into a 'news abyss'. | ||
Damon asks if Doug and Sam could take him with them in their escape from NewsWorld. Sam decides he will “parachute” Damon, wrapping him and his tiny chromeball planet in newspaper and swallowing it all. They wake NewsMouth one more time to ask again how to escape NewsWorld. As NewsMouth slowly loses power, he offers to tell them how to escape if and only if they will read his generated obituary:<blockquote>''Created in 1998 by Alan Duan Michael, NewsMouth was a desktop application designed to deliver real time news headlines to the user in a fun and interactive way.'' | Damon asks if Doug and Sam could take him with them in their escape from NewsWorld. Sam decides he will “parachute” Damon, wrapping him and his tiny chromeball planet in newspaper and swallowing it all. They wake NewsMouth one more time to ask again how to escape NewsWorld. As NewsMouth slowly loses power, he offers to tell them how to escape if and only if they will read his generated obituary:<blockquote>''Created in 1998 by Alan Duan Michael, NewsMouth was a desktop application designed to deliver real time news headlines to the user in a fun and interactive way.'' | ||
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=== '''Episode 90''' === | === '''Episode 90''' === | ||
[[File:Escape from Newsworld! - 90.00 07 01 19.Still001.jpg|thumb|Doug wakes up in NewsWorld at the beginning of episode 90, "Escape from NewsWorld!"]] | [[File:Escape from Newsworld! - 90.00 07 01 19.Still001.jpg|thumb|Doug wakes up in NewsWorld at the beginning of episode 90, "Escape from NewsWorld!"]] | ||
Episode 90 starts with Doug and as avatars. Their true selves are piloting those avatars through the VR goggles given to them in NewsWorld. The VR goggles lose battery and Doug wakes up once again in NewsWorld, unsure of where he is. | Episode 90 starts with Doug and Sam as avatars. Their true selves are piloting those avatars through the VR goggles given to them in NewsWorld. The VR goggles lose battery and Doug wakes up once again in NewsWorld, unsure of where he is. | ||
After much confusion and bearing gathering, Doug hears Sam’s disembodied voice. The co-hosts deduce that they’ve been in NewsWorld for the past 20 weeks. Doug finds a small grove adorned with flowers that reads “Here lies NewsMouth.” He also finds a letter left at the grave, presumably to NewsMouth:<blockquote>''Mine own beloved NewsMouth,'' | After much confusion and bearing gathering, Doug hears Sam’s disembodied voice. The co-hosts deduce that they’ve been in NewsWorld for the past 20 weeks. Doug finds a small grove adorned with flowers that reads “Here lies NewsMouth.” He also finds a letter left at the grave, presumably to NewsMouth:<blockquote>''Mine own beloved NewsMouth,'' | ||
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While paying respects to NewsMouth, a small backhoe affixed with a blue sports car rolls up to Doug. Piloting the frankensteined vehicle is none other than EasyThreed. His primary role is an escort device to aid pilgrims in visiting NewsMouth’s gravesite. He thanks Doug for pumping him, but realizes that an outside source has actually been the one pumping him hardcore. | While paying respects to NewsMouth, a small backhoe affixed with a blue sports car rolls up to Doug. Piloting the frankensteined vehicle is none other than EasyThreed. His primary role is an escort device to aid pilgrims in visiting NewsMouth’s gravesite. He thanks Doug for pumping him, but realizes that an outside source has actually been the one pumping him hardcore. | ||
EasyThreed explains that Doug and Sam know him from his “aberrations in what is most commonly called ‘reality prime’.” EasyThreed was manifested to interact with them by a third-party access point. He has appeared to them as EasyThreed there, but he is actually EasyThreedMan, former consumer electronics reporter for MeNow magazine. When EasyThreedMan ascended to NewsWorld, he served under NewsMouth until NewsMouth’s death. He was then contacted by Chromer, who instructed him to enter MeMoreVR and find, serve, and rescue Doug and Same. | EasyThreed explains that Doug and Sam know him from his “aberrations in what is most commonly called ‘reality prime’.” EasyThreed was manifested to interact with them by a third-party access point. He has appeared to them as EasyThreed there, but he is actually EasyThreedMan, former consumer electronics reporter for MeNow magazine. When EasyThreedMan ascended to NewsWorld, he served under NewsMouth until NewsMouth’s death. He was then contacted by [[Chromer]], who instructed him to enter MeMoreVR and find, serve, and rescue Doug and Same. | ||
EasyThreedMan appears as an amalgamation of the toys he covered when reporting on “awesome tech crap” (Tommy Car & ToyDig 4.0). This is due to the newsification process that occurs in NewsWorld, which transformed EasyThreedMan from his worldy body to the toys he loves. | EasyThreedMan appears as an amalgamation of the toys he covered when reporting on “awesome tech crap” (Tommy Car & ToyDig 4.0). This is due to the newsification process that occurs in NewsWorld, which transformed EasyThreedMan from his worldy body to the toys he loves. | ||
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==Realmer/Paul Beanie/Family theories and assumptions== | ==Realmer/Paul Beanie/Family theories and assumptions== | ||
[[File:Last 20 episodes was not real?.jpg|thumb|Screenshot from episode 91 where Doug addresses the elephant in the room]] | [[File:Last 20 episodes was not real?.jpg|thumb|Screenshot from episode 91 where Doug addresses the elephant in the room]] | ||
During episode 91, Doug addresses the elephant in the room. He's heard from us, "Ok, OK... Last 20 Episodes Was NOT real?" Doug takes the time to explain that "NO--Y'all We Was Puppeting Ourself FROM In The VR (But Did Not Know). Many realmers had a difficult time understanding that the last 20 episodes they watched we not really Sam and Doug, but avatars they were | During episode 91, Doug addresses the elephant in the room. He's heard from us, "Ok, OK... Last 20 Episodes Was NOT real?" Doug takes the time to explain that "NO--Y'all We Was Puppeting Ourself FROM In The VR (But Did Not Know). Many realmers had a difficult time understanding that the last 20 episodes they watched we not really Sam and Doug, but avatars they were puppeting from NewsWorld via MeMoreVR goggles. Which, in a way, is real. | ||
Paul Beanie, is his appearance in episode 80, "LIVE from the MeMorePD Precinct!" thought it was real 😂😂. But it was real. But he didn't think they was puppets. | Paul Beanie, is his appearance in episode 80, "LIVE from the MeMorePD Precinct!" thought it was real 😂😂. But it was real. But he didn't think they was puppets. | ||