Judge Faster

Judge Faster during his video application into Skeleton Realm LIVE!.

Judge Faster is a day one Skeleton Realm LIVE! fan and former Speedmont Correctional Facility corrections officer. He worked at Speedmont during Doug Bleichner and Sam Wagstaff’s incarceration where they became close acquaintances. Judge Faster is now a Circuit Judge of the Eleventh Circuit US Court of Appeals in Atlanta, Georgia.

Meeting Skeleton Realm at Speedmont

Judge Faster met Doug and Sam when they were first taken from the hospital to be admitted into Speedmont Correctional Facility on the charges of “The detonation, possession, and distribution of explosives, domestic terrorism, and involuntary manslaughter” on August 17th, 2022. During their stay Judge Faster would bring Doug and Sam nearly anything they wanted, such as; Doug’s iconic ‘Skeleton Realm’ hat, Doug’s phone, diet Coke, two miniature pickaxes, and two pink balls. Judge also was able to get them the equipment needed in order to stream Skeleton Realm LIVE! Ep.18 from their cell.

Effect on Sam after his release from Speedmont

Judge played such a big role in Sam’s time at Speedmont that following the first 24 hours of Sam's release he started committing a multitude of different crimes, as noted on ‘Citizen App’ (an application where citizens can report local crimes) Sam; threw a brick into a Texaco, shoot a man near metro truck services, pushed two idle cars into each other, and got into a dispute with a weapon. Sam had hoped to get readmitted into Speedmont to be with Judge again but was unable to because of him and Doug's new connections with the FBI.

Application into Skeleton Realm LIVE!

Doug Bleichner discussing Judge Faster's applicaton into Skeleton Realm LIVE! with Sam.

Following the destruction of Speedmont Correctional Facility on August 31st, 2022, Judge Faster turned to Skeleton Realm Live! in hopes of gaining employment. And on the same day Judge submitted a note and video to Skeleton Realm as his application to the company to be shown on Skeleton Realm Live! Ep.19. During the episode Doug and Sam announced that Judge was looking to be employed by Skeleton Realm and presented the video to the chat, in the video Judge goes on to ask for a position as an intern at Skeleton Realm LIVE! citing his connections to Doug and Sam from Speedmont and that he has ten years of experience in both Microsoft Word and Chromeworks 2018. His employment was left to a vote by the Realmers where an 85% majority voted for Judge to formally be employed as an intern at Skeleton Realm LIVE!. He ultimately was denied a position at Skeleton Realm LIVE!, leading Judge to follow his dream of becoming an Eleventh Circuit Court Judge.

Career as a Judge

Following his rejection into Skeleton Realm LIVE!, Judge went on to get his undergraduates degree. He also went and passed the LSAT, got a degree in law, passed the Georgia state Bar, passed the MPRE and got his required 7 years as a practicing lawyer in the state of Georgia all within the following 8 months after his rejection in order to become a Georgia state Judge. Judge Judge Faster has currently presided over 129 cases, with but one of them being found guilty as well as 63 of them being charged as death penalties.

Judge Judge's first not guilty verdict was rendered on April 5th, 2023 via Zoom on Judge's gaming laptop during a pre-trial call after Chromer provided smoking gun evidence pertaining to the Crawfordville Credit Union robbery during Skeleton Realm LIVE! ep.50. Thanks to the incredible work from attorney Sam Wagstaff, both Doug and Phaser were exonerated on all counts pertaining to the case. The robbery was carried out by Hans the Dark Swock Lord, who had possessed Phaser's body with the power of the Wicker Orb and he had pinned the robbery on Doug. According to Chromer, Hans had robbed the bank in order to start his rise to power. Hans was eventually banished from Phaser's body, avoiding the Dark Chrome Future and the money stolen from the Crawfordville bank is currently in the possession of Doug and Sam.