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{{Infobox person|name=2042 Sam|birth_name=Sam Wagstaff|occupation=Assistant Chancellor|employer=Hulton Barge|height=1 height|image=2042_Sam.jpg| | {{Infobox person | ||
| name = 2042 Sam | |||
| birth_name = Sam Wagstaff | |||
| occupation = Assistant Chancellor | |||
| employer = Hulton Barge | |||
| height = 1 height | |||
| image = 2042_Sam.jpg | |||
| image_caption = 2042 Sam as seen in Episode 20 of Skeleton Realm LIVE! | |||
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'''2042 Sam''' is a future iteration of [[Sam Wagstaff|Sam]] who serves as the Assistant Chancellor of Holton Barge located in GSET3.509 PARSEC9<ref>[https://www.youtube.com/live/rIDqR_gYHHw?feature=share&t=2824 Sam discusses his job]</ref>. He has shared interesting information about his experiences in space, including his knowledge that space jail does not allow [[wikipedia:Eating|eating]] or [[wikipedia:Defecation|defecation]]. [[File:Hulton Barge.png|center|thumb|Hulton Barge]] | '''2042 Sam''' is a future iteration of [[Sam Wagstaff|Sam]] who serves as the Assistant Chancellor of Holton Barge located in GSET3.509 PARSEC9<ref>[https://www.youtube.com/live/rIDqR_gYHHw?feature=share&t=2824 Sam discusses his job]</ref>. He has shared interesting information about his experiences in space, including his knowledge that space jail does not allow [[wikipedia:Eating|eating]] or [[wikipedia:Defecation|defecation]]. [[File:Hulton Barge.png|center|thumb|Hulton Barge]] | ||
Revision as of 15:31, 27 March 2023
2042 Sam | |
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 2042 Sam as seen in Episode 20 of Skeleton Realm LIVE! | |
| Born | Sam Wagstaff |
| Occupation | Assistant Chancellor |
| Employer | Hulton Barge |
| Height | 5ft 7in (170cm) |
2042 Sam is a future iteration of Sam who serves as the Assistant Chancellor of Holton Barge located in GSET3.509 PARSEC9[1]. He has shared interesting information about his experiences in space, including his knowledge that space jail does not allow eating or defecation.
Lifestyle
Sam is also known for his lavish and expensive lifestyle. He lives in a fancy house and owns a "harem" of cyber assistants that 2042 Doug refers to as "Sex Bots".[2] One cyber assistant created a synthetic Monster Energy beverage for Doug in response to the complete disappearance of Monster following the Poorgon War of 2029.[3]
Sam also has 300 pleasure clones who experience pleasure on his behalf, allowing him to focus on his duties without distraction. 2042 Doug is vocally against these clones, calling it "shit".[4]
Sam's Garb
Sam received his signature headpiece from Tarflon Exports and his coat as part of his admiralship pre-assistance.[5]
Other Notes
2042 Sam reminded realmer ughughhguhguh ughughgugh to go to Piedmont Avenue, grab a 38 special from a pawn shop, and go to the bus stop on the corner to fill a man full flux, in order to achieve eminence power in the future.[6]
2042 Sam often expresses his frustration about his altered relationship with Doug after he rejected attending Bureau School and instead decided to become a hermit.[7]