Teaseball

Teaseball (Company)

Teaseball is a toy ball manufacturing company, most known by realmers for producing The Pest, a toy that Doug used to fulfill MeMoreTV's Razz Mandate. In SRL circles, the term 'Teaseball' generally refers to the Pest, and not the company itself. Teaseball also sponsored episode 98 of Skeleton Realm LIVE!.

Teaseball (Entity)

Teaseball's "The Pest" product box

The Pest, or Teaseball, is a gourmet handmade small toy designed to pester and razz. Teaseball made his first appearance on episode 98 of Skeleton Realm LIVE!, wherein Doug unboxes and reviews the toy.

Teaseball is a small yellow-orange ball with two white gorbs and a microphone cover arranged to create the appearance of a face. Periodically, Teaseball says a short phrase, usually insulting and razzing its users. Over the course of his time on Skeleton Realm LIVE!, Teaseball's pestering and swearing grew to annoy Doug and Sam. In contrast, Teaseball was an instant hit with the realmers, earning himself an emoji and a subsequent appearance on SRL Episode 103 after being taken by Morph Williams during his rummage through SRL studios.

Memorable Quotes

Teaseball razzing Sam and Doug on episode 98

• "You suck!"

• "You're stupid."

• "Shut up!"

• "Shush!"

• "Dode, you sut!"
• "You're duh. You suh."

• "What's up? I'm a teaseboll. Fuck you!"

• "Woooaah!"

• "Wow. You suck!"

• "Stop, stop! I'm a teaseboll."

• "You guys stink!"

• "You staint!"

• "Screw off."

• "You stink, I'm a teaseball."

• "I'm a teaseball. You suck so luch! Dude, shut up!"

• "You. Seriously. Suck. Really hard!"

• "Shush, shut up! You suck!"

• "Hush! I'm a teaseboll."

• "Oh, shut up! I'm a teaseball."