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[[File:TEASEBALL 6.mp3]]
[[File:TEASEBALL 6.mp3]]


*''"What's up? I'm a teaseboll. Fuck you!"''
*''"You. Seriously. Suck. Really hard!"''
*
[[File:TEASEBALL 7.mp3]]
[[File:TEASEBALL 7.mp3]]


*''"You. Seriously. Suck. Really hard!"''
*''"Shut up! I'm a teaseball."''
[[File:TEASEBALL 8.mp3]]
[[File:TEASEBALL 8.mp3]]


*''"Shut up! I'm a teaseball."''  
*''"Shush, shut up! You suck!"''
[[File:TEASEBALL 9.mp3]]
[[File:TEASEBALL 9.mp3]]


*''"Shush, shut up! You suck!"''
*''"You stink I'm a teaseball."''
[[File:TEASEBALL 10.mp3]]
[[File:TEASEBALL 10.mp3]]


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[[File:TEASEBALL 11.mp3]]
[[File:TEASEBALL 11.mp3]]


*''"You stink I'm a teaseball."''
*''"Shut up. Woooah!"''
[[File:TEASEBALL 12.mp3]]
[[File:TEASEBALL 12.mp3]]


*''"Shut up. Woooah!"''
*''"Stop, stop! I'm a teaseboll."''
[[File:TEASEBALL 14.mp3]]
[[File:TEASEBALL 14.mp3]]


*''"Stop, stop! I'm a teaseboll."''
*''"You suck."''
[[File:TEASEBALL 15.mp3]]
[[File:TEASEBALL 15.mp3]]


*''"You suck."''
*''"You staint!"''
[[File:TEASEBALL 16.mp3]]
[[File:TEASEBALL 16.mp3]]


*''"You staint!"''
*''"Hush! I'm a teaseball."''
[[File:TEASEBALL 17.mp3]]
[[File:TEASEBALL 17.mp3]]


*''"Hush! I'm a teaseball."''  
*''"What's up? I'm a teaseboll. Fuck you!"''
[[File:TEASEBALL 18.mp3]]
[[File:TEASEBALL 18.mp3]]


*''"What's up? I'm a teaseboll."''
*''"You guys stink!"''
[[File:TEASEBALL 19.mp3]]
[[File:TEASEBALL 19.mp3]]


*''"You guys stink!"''
*''"Wow. Nou stuck!"''
[[File:TEASEBALL 20.mp3]]
[[File:TEASEBALL 20.mp3]]


*''"Wow. Nou stuck!"''
*''"Wow. You suck!"''
[[File:TEASEBALL 21.mp3]]
[[File:TEASEBALL 21.mp3]]


*''"Wow. You suck!"''
*''"I'm a teaseball."''
[[File:TEASEBALL 22.mp3]]
[[File:TEASEBALL 22.mp3]]


*''"I'm a teaseball."''  
*''"Shush!"''
[[File:TEASEBALL 23.mp3]]
[[File:TEASEBALL 23.mp3]]


*''"Shush!"''
*''"Shut up!"''
[[File:TEASEBALL 24.mp3]]
[[File:TEASEBALL 24.mp3]]


* ''"Shut up!"''
* ''"You suh!"''
[[File:TEASEBALL 25.mp3]]
[[File:TEASEBALL 25.mp3]]


*''"You suh!"''
*''"Errgh, dude, shut up."''
[[File:TEASEBALL 26.mp3]]
[[File:TEASEBALL 26.mp3]]


*''"Errgh, dude, shut up."''
*''"You're duh. You suh."''
[[File:TEASEBALL 27.mp3]]
[[File:TEASEBALL 27.mp3]]


*''"You're duh. You suh."''
*''"You're stupid."''
[[File:TEASEBALL 28.mp3]]
[[File:TEASEBALL 28.mp3]]
*''"You're stupid."''
*''"Screw off."''
[[File:TEASEBALL 29.mp3]]
[[File:TEASEBALL 29.mp3]]
*''"Screw off."''
*''"Screw you!"''
[[File:TEASEBALL 30.mp3]]
[[File:TEASEBALL 30.mp3]]
*''"Screw you!"''
*''"You staint!"''
[[File:TEASEBALL 31.mp3]]
[[File:TEASEBALL 31.mp3]]
*''"You staint!"''
*''"Dude!"''
[[File:TEASEBALL 32.mp3]]
[[File:TEASEBALL 32.mp3]]
*''"Dude!"''
*''"You suck!"''
[[File:TEASEBALL 33.mp3]]
[[File:TEASEBALL 33.mp3]]
*''"You suck!"''
*''"Screw off."''
[[File:TEASEBALL 34.mp3]]
[[File:TEASEBALL 34.mp3]]
*''"Screw off."''

Revision as of 19:53, 11 May 2024

Teaseball (Company)

Teaseball is a toy ball manufacturing company, most known by realmers for producing The Pest, a toy that Doug used to fulfill MeMoreTV's Razz Mandate. In SRL circles, the term 'Teaseball' generally refers to the Pest, and not the company itself. Teaseball also sponsored episode 98 of Skeleton Realm LIVE!.

Teaseball (Entity)

Teaseball's "The Pest" product box

The Pest, or Teaseball, is a gourmet handmade small toy designed to pester and razz. Teaseball made his first appearance on episode 98 of Skeleton Realm LIVE!, wherein Doug unboxes and reviews the toy.[1]

Teaseball is a small yellow-orange ball with two white gorbs and a microphone cover arranged to create the appearance of a face. Periodically, Teaseball says a short phrase, usually insulting and razzing its users. Over the course of his time on Skeleton Realm LIVE!, Teaseball's pestering and swearing grew to annoy Doug and Sam. In contrast, Teaseball was an instant hit with the realmers, earning himself an emoji and a subsequent appearance on SRL Episode 103 after being taken by Morph Williams during his rummage through SRL studios.

Memorable Quotes

Teaseball razzing Sam and Doug on episode 98

Teaseball has 33[2] unique[3] lines of dialogue.

  • "You're lame and you shut!"

  • "Dode, you sut!"

  • "Oh my gar. Shut up!"

  • "I'm a teaseball. You suck!"

  • "I'm a teaseball. You suck so luch! Dude, shut up!"

  • "Oh, shut up! I'm a teaseball."

  • "You. Seriously. Suck. Really hard!"

  • "Shut up! I'm a teaseball."

  • "Shush, shut up! You suck!"

  • "You stink I'm a teaseball."

  • "You stink I'm a teaseball."

  • "Shut up. Woooah!"

  • "Stop, stop! I'm a teaseboll."

  • "You suck."

  • "You staint!"

  • "Hush! I'm a teaseball."

  • "What's up? I'm a teaseboll. Fuck you!"

  • "You guys stink!"

  • "Wow. Nou stuck!"

  • "Wow. You suck!"

  • "I'm a teaseball."

  • "Shush!"

  • "Shut up!"

  • "You suh!"

  • "Errgh, dude, shut up."

  • "You're duh. You suh."

  • "You're stupid."

  • "Screw off."

  • "Screw you!"

  • "You staint!"

  • "Dude!"

  • "You suck!"

  • "Screw off."

  1. ↑ https://www.youtube.com/live/zF_deeSiJuI?t=4227
  2. ↑ A data leak containing the raw files of Teaseball's phrases reveals that track #13 is missing, and is now considered lost media. Some realmers theorize that Morph Williams may have tampered with the toy, but others believe Teaseball may be hiding a sinister secret.
  3. ↑ Several of teaseball's phrases have duplicate 'takes' with varying inflection.
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