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|[[File:Chromer.png|thumb|180x180px|Chromer on episode 22 of [[Skeleton Realm LIVE!]]]]'''Chromer''' is a '''lost cyber sprite''' and '''Deputy Manager of Chrome Compliance Systems and Quality Assurance''' at an unknown chrome factory. Chromer became a disembodied head and dislodged in time when a gaping timehole appeared at his workplace. The timehole spawned following [[The Schism]] brought on by the [[Skeleton Realm LIVE!]] 20 year retrospective, when [https://youtu.be/rIDqR_gYHHw Doug and Sam in 2042 interfered with the episode 20 stream on September 7, 2022]. Chromer is considered the Totem of The Third Split.
|[[File:2042 Doug.jpg|thumb|180x180px|'''2042 Doug''' as seen in [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rIDqR_gYHHw Episode 20] of [[Skeleton Realm LIVE!]]]]'''2042 Doug''' is a future iteration of [[Doug Bleichner|Doug]], primarily known for his ruined digital footprint. Doug drives a Hyundai Starship and has distinctive bright red facial hair that is a result of his rise in social status, denoted by "The Bright Brow System."
In 2033, Doug flew into Zebulon 6 to refuel and learned how to dance from scavengers while he was there.


Chromer’s head was teleported under the desk of [[Skeleton Realm LIVE!]], where he lived immobilized, attempting to return to his factory duties, until November 16th, 2022. He has been missing ever since.
After requesting a Monster Energy Drink from [[2042 Sam|2042 Sam's]] Cyber Assistant, he was informed that all [[wikipedia:Monster_Energy|Monster Energy]] had been lost in the Poorgon War of 2029. The Cyber Assistant provided a custom-made synthetic Monster Energy, which Doug claimed "tasted organic."
 
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2042 Doug as seen in Episode 20 of Skeleton Realm LIVE!
2042 Doug is a future iteration of Doug, primarily known for his ruined digital footprint. Doug drives a Hyundai Starship and has distinctive bright red facial hair that is a result of his rise in social status, denoted by "The Bright Brow System."

In 2033, Doug flew into Zebulon 6 to refuel and learned how to dance from scavengers while he was there.

After requesting a Monster Energy Drink from 2042 Sam's Cyber Assistant, he was informed that all Monster Energy had been lost in the Poorgon War of 2029. The Cyber Assistant provided a custom-made synthetic Monster Energy, which Doug claimed "tasted organic." Continue Reading...

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...that Burlow Chemical's cleaning product known as “Burlow’s Best All-Purpose Cleaner,” contains a chemical called methylene chloride?

...that Fecal Spring Records' roster includes roster includes artists such as Sir Culation, The Pastrymen, Trace Anderson, Mississippi Delta Boys, Lil Stomper, The Chastity Men, Lil StankBug, The Horn Blowers, Burnt Melons, Crumb Baby, Woah Woah Woah Woah Woah Woah Woah Orchestra, Horny, The Caboosers, The By-Way Boys, The Cream Makers Band, ToeNail, The Me and My big Time Buddies Band?

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