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[[File:teaseball2.png|thumb|Teaseball razzing Sam and Doug on episode 98]]Teaseball has 33<ref>A data leak containing the raw files of Teaseball's phrases reveals that track #13 is missing, and is now considered lost media. Some realmers theorize that [https://www.skelepedia.org/Morph%20Williams Morph Williams] may have tampered with the toy, but others believe Teaseball may be hiding a sinister secret.</ref> unique<ref>Several of teaseball's phrases have duplicate 'takes' with varying inflection.</ref> lines of dialogue.  
[[File:teaseball2.png|thumb|Teaseball razzing Sam and Doug on episode 98]]Teaseball has 33<ref>A data leak containing the raw files of Teaseball's phrases reveals that track #13 is missing, and is now considered lost media. Some realmers theorize that [https://www.skelepedia.org/Morph%20Williams Morph Williams] may have tampered with the toy, but others believe Teaseball may be hiding a sinister secret.</ref> unique<ref>Several of teaseball's phrases have duplicate 'takes' with varying inflection.</ref> lines of dialogue.  
*''"You're lame and you shut!"''
*''"You're lame and you shut!"''
 
[[File:TEASEBALL 1.mp3]]
*''"Dode, you sut!"''
*''"Dode, you sut!"''
[[File:TEASEBALL 2.mp3]]


*''"Oh my gar. Shut up!"''
*''"Oh my gar. Shut up!"''  
[[File:TEASEBALL 3.mp3]]


*''"I'm a teaseball. You suck!"''
* ''"I'm a teaseball. You suck!"''  
[[File:TEASEBALL 4.mp3]]


*''"I'm a teaseball. You suck so luch! Dude, shut up!"''
* ''"I'm a teaseball. You suck so luch! Dude, shut up!"''
*''"Oh, shut up! I'm a teaseball."''
[[File:TEASEBALL 5.mp3]]
*''"Oh, shut up! I'm a teaseball."''  
[[File:TEASEBALL 6.mp3]]


*''"What's up? I'm a teaseboll. Fuck you!"''
*''"What's up? I'm a teaseboll. Fuck you!"''
[[File:TEASEBALL 7.mp3]]


*''"You. Seriously. Suck. Really hard!"''
*''"You. Seriously. Suck. Really hard!"''
[[File:TEASEBALL 8.mp3]]


*''"Shut up! I'm a teaseball."''
*''"Shut up! I'm a teaseball."''  
[[File:TEASEBALL 9.mp3]]


*''"Shush, shut up! You suck!"''
*''"Shush, shut up! You suck!"''
[[File:TEASEBALL 10.mp3]]


*''"You stink I'm a teaseball."''
*''"You stink I'm a teaseball."''
[[File:TEASEBALL 11.mp3]]


*''"You stink I'm a teaseball."''
*''"You stink I'm a teaseball."''
[[File:TEASEBALL 12.mp3]]


*''"Shut up. Woooah!"''
*''"Shut up. Woooah!"''
[[File:TEASEBALL 14.mp3]]


*''"Stop, stop! I'm a teaseboll."''
*''"Stop, stop! I'm a teaseboll."''
[[File:TEASEBALL 15.mp3]]


*''"You suck."''
*''"You suck."''
[[File:TEASEBALL 16.mp3]]


*''"You staint!"''
*''"You staint!"''
[[File:TEASEBALL 17.mp3]]


*''"Hush! I'm a teaseball."''
*''"Hush! I'm a teaseball."''  
[[File:TEASEBALL 18.mp3]]


*''"What's up? I'm a teaseboll."''
*''"What's up? I'm a teaseboll."''
[[File:TEASEBALL 19.mp3]]


*''"You guys stink!"''
*''"You guys stink!"''
[[File:TEASEBALL 20.mp3]]


*''"Wow. Nou stuck!"''
*''"Wow. Nou stuck!"''
[[File:TEASEBALL 21.mp3]]


*''"Wow. You suck!"''
*''"Wow. You suck!"''
[[File:TEASEBALL 22.mp3]]


*''"I'm a teaseball."''
*''"I'm a teaseball."''  
[[File:TEASEBALL 23.mp3]]


*''"Shush!"''
*''"Shush!"''
[[File:TEASEBALL 24.mp3]]


*''"Shut up!"''
* ''"Shut up!"''
[[File:TEASEBALL 25.mp3]]


*''"You suh!"''
*''"You suh!"''
[[File:TEASEBALL 26.mp3]]


*''"Errgh, dude, shut up."''
*''"Errgh, dude, shut up."''
[[File:TEASEBALL 27.mp3]]


*''"You're duh. You suh."''
*''"You're duh. You suh."''
[[File:TEASEBALL 28.mp3]]
*''"You're stupid."''
*''"You're stupid."''
[[File:TEASEBALL 29.mp3]]
*''"Screw off."''
*''"Screw off."''
[[File:TEASEBALL 30.mp3]]
*''"Screw you!"''
*''"Screw you!"''
[[File:TEASEBALL 31.mp3]]
*''"You staint!"''
*''"You staint!"''
[[File:TEASEBALL 32.mp3]]
*''"Dude!"''
*''"Dude!"''
[[File:TEASEBALL 33.mp3]]
*''"You suck!"''
*''"You suck!"''
[[File:TEASEBALL 34.mp3]]
*''"Screw off."''
*''"Screw off."''

Revision as of 19:45, 11 May 2024

Teaseball (Company)

Teaseball is a toy ball manufacturing company, most known by realmers for producing The Pest, a toy that Doug used to fulfill MeMoreTV's Razz Mandate. In SRL circles, the term 'Teaseball' generally refers to the Pest, and not the company itself. Teaseball also sponsored episode 98 of Skeleton Realm LIVE!.

Teaseball (Entity)

Teaseball's "The Pest" product box

The Pest, or Teaseball, is a gourmet handmade small toy designed to pester and razz. Teaseball made his first appearance on episode 98 of Skeleton Realm LIVE!, wherein Doug unboxes and reviews the toy.[1]

Teaseball is a small yellow-orange ball with two white gorbs and a microphone cover arranged to create the appearance of a face. Periodically, Teaseball says a short phrase, usually insulting and razzing its users. Over the course of his time on Skeleton Realm LIVE!, Teaseball's pestering and swearing grew to annoy Doug and Sam. In contrast, Teaseball was an instant hit with the realmers, earning himself an emoji and a subsequent appearance on SRL Episode 103 after being taken by Morph Williams during his rummage through SRL studios.

Memorable Quotes

Teaseball razzing Sam and Doug on episode 98

Teaseball has 33[2] unique[3] lines of dialogue.

  • "You're lame and you shut!"

  • "Dode, you sut!"

  • "Oh my gar. Shut up!"

  • "I'm a teaseball. You suck!"

  • "I'm a teaseball. You suck so luch! Dude, shut up!"

  • "Oh, shut up! I'm a teaseball."

  • "What's up? I'm a teaseboll. Fuck you!"

  • "You. Seriously. Suck. Really hard!"

  • "Shut up! I'm a teaseball."

  • "Shush, shut up! You suck!"

  • "You stink I'm a teaseball."

  • "You stink I'm a teaseball."

  • "Shut up. Woooah!"

  • "Stop, stop! I'm a teaseboll."

  • "You suck."

  • "You staint!"

  • "Hush! I'm a teaseball."

  • "What's up? I'm a teaseboll."

  • "You guys stink!"

  • "Wow. Nou stuck!"

  • "Wow. You suck!"

  • "I'm a teaseball."

  • "Shush!"

  • "Shut up!"

  • "You suh!"

  • "Errgh, dude, shut up."

  • "You're duh. You suh."

  • "You're stupid."

  • "Screw off."

  • "Screw you!"

  • "You staint!"

  • "Dude!"

  • "You suck!"

  • "Screw off."
  1. ↑ https://www.youtube.com/live/zF_deeSiJuI?t=4227
  2. ↑ A data leak containing the raw files of Teaseball's phrases reveals that track #13 is missing, and is now considered lost media. Some realmers theorize that Morph Williams may have tampered with the toy, but others believe Teaseball may be hiding a sinister secret.
  3. ↑ Several of teaseball's phrases have duplicate 'takes' with varying inflection.
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