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The only known image of HeHow, taken for his calendar entry in the Skeleton Realm Magazine January '23 edition.

HeHow is the official Skeleton Realm and MeMoreTV hermit, tasked with making calendars for Realmers each year. HeHow currently resides inside his hermitage aka."The Bunk House" that was attached to Skeleton Realm Studios after MeMoreTV found him in the wild. His birthday is on May 17th.

Personality

HeHow is said by many to be reclusive, harmless, and very soft spoken. He tends to prefer being alone inside his hermitage rather than mingling with the various guests that show up for Skeleton Realm LIVE!, only coming out to get his ranch dressing. HeHow is also known to be very respectful towards nature, never harming a plant, animals or even already picked fruits, save for when he is extremely provoked.[1]

Controversy

HeHow caused some controversy when he started leaving his "HeHow's Droppings" around the Skeleton Realm Studios, in a display of deep hatred and anger towards Skeleton Realm LIVE! co-hosts Doug Bleichner and Sam Wagstaff for their endorsement of Key Realmer; SaltyTea's own calendar. HeHow, in his rage ripped the rope to tie his robe in half, completely destroyed destroyed various candles and broke his own core belief of never harming picked fruit by tearing an innocent banana in half. [1]

The controversy continued when Doug and Sam called him in order to explain the situation during Skeleton Realm LIVE! ep.56, HeHow immediately answered by saying; "You threw out my calendar! What the fuck! God fuck you, piece of shit ass, ass shit, you ass shit mother fucker cock sucker fucks! You dirty shit! Eat my shit you fucks! You ass fucking cock suckers! I hate you, I hate you you dirty fuckers, you are dirty fuckers! You asshole fuckers! You fuckers, dirty shit dirty dirty shit dirty dirty shitters! Eat my asshole, fuck you! Fuck you! I'll spit on you fuckers!" Eventually Doug and Sam were able to calm HeHow down by pointing out the pro's and cons of both calendars. Finally HeHow admitted to liking SaltyTea's calendar, allowing it to become the new official Skeleton Realm LIVE! Calendar in exchange for his birthday being added to it, ending the controversy.[1]