Chromer

Missing Cyber Sprite and Factory Worker
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Chromer is a lost cyber sprite and Deputy Manager of Chrome Compliance Systems and Quality Assurance at an unknown chrome factory. Chromer became a disembodied head and dislodged in time when a gaping timehole appeared at his workplace. The timehole spawned following The Schism brought on by the Skeleton Realm LIVE! 20 year retrospective, when 2042 Doug and Sam interfered with the episode 20 stream on September 7, 2022.Chromer is considered the Totem of The Third Split.

Chromer
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Chromer on episode 22 of Skeleton Realm LIVE!
Born
Chromer

Unknown Age
United States
OccupationDeputy Manager of Chrome Compliance Systems and Quality Assurance
Known forManaging the compliance system ensuring chrome is consistent and compliant with the standards set forth by the Chrome Council.

Chromer’s head was teleported under the desk of Skeleton Realm LIVE!, where he lived immobilized, attempting to return to his factory duties, until November 16th, 2022. He has been missing ever since.

Surgery Incident and Dissapearance

In early November of 2022, Chromer convinced Skeleton Realm to utilize MeMoreTV’s biannual Surgery Surge Initiative and perform a body transplant via bod-rod inserts. Doug’s cousin Raymond Doenor agreed to donate his body to Chromer. The one-hour operation was a success, but Chromer’s anesthesia wore off rapidly and sent him into a freak-state. Chromer’s renewed mobility and gape-harmony with his timehole likely propelled him backward in time.

Sightings

Chromer sightings in over a dozen countries were reported immediately after his disappearance. After Chromer fleeing was broadcast, Realmers began exchanging information and reports in an attempt to track Chromer. Sightings are being reported further back in time the longer Chromer continues to have a body.

VIA Robbery

 
The only known image of The Silver Man of The Rhine, 1653

The earliest known Chromer sighting is believed to be a 1653 portrait by Bartholomeus van der Helst. In 1982, Chromer was captured on security camera breaking into the The Verchwörer Institute of Art and stealing the painting.