Teaseball (Company)

Teaseball is a toy ball manufacturing company, most known by realmers for producing The Pest, a toy that Doug used to fulfill MeMoreTV's Razz Mandate. In SRL circles, the term 'Teaseball' generally refers to the Pest, and not the company itself. Teaseball has collaborated with MeMoreTV several times since its first sponsorship event on episode 98 of Skeleton Realm LIVE!, including a limited-run Pest T-shirt raffle and Teaseball Mobile[1], a portable Pest site hosted on the MeMore domain.

Teaseball Mobile

Episode 108 of Skeleton Realm LIVE! announced the launch of the teaseball.me domain, an interactive TeaseToy web hub. The site consists of a 3D-Modeled Pest ball rolling in a black void; Each time a user pokes the floating Teaseboll, it bounces into the distance and shouts a classic catchphrase. Morph Williams claims to have created the site in collaboration with MemoreTv and Teaseball.

Teaseball (Entity)

 
Teaseball's "The Pest" product box

The Pest, or Teaseball, is a gourmet handmade small toy designed to pester and razz. Teaseball made his first appearance on episode 98 of Skeleton Realm LIVE!, wherein Doug unboxes and reviews the toy.[2]

Teaseball is a small yellow-orange ball with two white gorbs and a microphone cover arranged to create the appearance of a face. Periodically, Teaseball says a short phrase, usually insulting and razzing its users. Over the course of his time on Skeleton Realm LIVE!, Teaseball's pestering and swearing grew to annoy Doug and Sam. In contrast, Teaseball was an instant hit with the realmers, earning himself an emoji and a subsequent appearance on SRL Episode 103 after being taken by Morph Williams during his rummage through SRL studios.

Appearances

Episode 98: The Pest is introduced to the Realmers.

Episode 103: Morph Williams 'borrows' teaseball.

Episode 104: Teaseball is featured on the Dana Farm after being returned by Morph.

Episode 108: The T-Shirt raffle pumps a Pest style swag.

Episode 110: Teaseball stuffs a pipe in Morph's warehouse and causes a major bust.

Episode 111: After a week in MeMISE recovering from his injuries, Teaseball takes on the Spinner.

Memorable Quotes

 
Teaseball razzing Sam and Doug on episode 98

Teaseball has 33[3] unique[4] lines of dialogue.

  • "You're lame and you shut!"

  • "Dode, you sut!"

  • "Oh my gar. Shut up!"

  • "I'm a teaseball. You suck!"

  • "I'm a teaseball. You suck so luch! Dude, shut up!"

  • "Oh, shut up! I'm a teaseball."

  • "You. Seriously. Suck. Really hard!"

  • "Shut up! I'm a teaseball."

  • "Shush, shut up! You suck!"

  • "You stink I'm a teaseball."

  • "You stink I'm a teaseball."

  • "Shut up. Woooah!"

  • "Stop, stop! I'm a teaseboll."

  • "You suck."

  • "You staint!"

  • "Hush! I'm a teaseball."

  • "What's up? I'm a teaseboll. Fuck you!"

  • "You guys stink!"

  • "Wow. Nou stuck!"

  • "Wow. You suck!"

  • "I'm a teaseball."

  • "Shush!"

  • "Shut up!"

  • "You suh!"

  • "Errgh, dude, shut up."

  • "You're duh. You suh."

  • "You're stupid."

  • "Screw off."

  • "Screw you!"

  • "You staint!"

  • "Dude!"

  • "You suck!"

  • "Screw off."

  1. https://teaseball.me/
  2. https://www.youtube.com/live/zF_deeSiJuI?t=4227
  3. A data leak containing the raw files of Teaseball's phrases reveals that track #13 is missing, and is now considered lost media. Some realmers theorize that Morph Williams may have tampered with the toy, but others believe Teaseball may be hiding a sinister secret.
  4. Several of teaseball's phrases have duplicate 'takes' with varying inflection.