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=== Pumping === | === Pumping === | ||
Gand subscribes to an extremist pumping philosophy, called "pumpo ut pumpeo" in the academic field of Pump studies. This philosophy inverts the traditional approach to pumping and busting, in which the pumper pumps in order to achieve the bust; instead, the pumper pumps for pumping's sake and enjoyment, and the bust is something that is delayed through pump-edging. The most hardcore and steezed adherents of this school can even avoid busting entirely. Hamson Jeefblaster currently holds the longest pump-edge record - he has been pumping for 42 years without busting, and he appears to have entered a state of consciousness in which the bust is metaphysically incapable of manifesting. Gand reportedly still tends to bust on Wednesdays during the period of intense pumping | Gand subscribes to an extremist pumping philosophy, called "pumpo ut pumpeo" in the academic field of Pump studies. This philosophy inverts the traditional approach to pumping and busting, in which the pumper pumps in order to achieve the bust; instead, the pumper pumps for pumping's sake and enjoyment, and the bust is something that is delayed through pump-edging. The most hardcore and steezed adherents of this school can even avoid busting entirely. Hamson Jeefblaster currently holds the longest pump-edge record - he has been pumping for 42 years without busting, and he appears to have entered a state of consciousness in which the bust is metaphysically incapable of manifesting. Gand reportedly still tends to bust on Wednesdays during the period of intense pumping of SRL, but practises pump-edging the rest of the week. | ||
=== Imaginarium Dreamatorianising === | === Imaginarium Dreamatorianising === | ||