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|[https://youtu.be/kLjPUnGDEwM Sam's Hot Eggs Bust]
|[https://youtu.be/kLjPUnGDEwM Sam's Hot Eggs Bust]
|[[Doug Bleichner|Doug]] and [[Sam Wagstaff|Sam]] Papperazied, [[Motel Hunters]], [[MeMoreTV AdBot]], [[Skeleton Realm LIVE! Calendar|Papa Psy Day]], [[Skeleton Realm LIVE! Calendar|Pumping Day]], [[Sam Wagstaff|Sam's Babies]]
|[[Doug Bleichner|Doug]] and [[Sam Wagstaff|Sam]] Papperazied, [[Motel Hunters]], [[MeMoreTV]] [[AdBot]], [[Skeleton Realm LIVE! Calendar|Papa Psy Day]], [[Skeleton Realm LIVE! Calendar|Pumping Day]], [[Sam Wagstaff|Sam's Babies]]
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|[https://youtu.be/8_R9vRO9iJs LK99 Uses Springball IE? Smoking W/ Seth and Snope]
|[https://youtu.be/8_R9vRO9iJs LK99 Uses Springball IE? Smoking W/ Seth and Snope]
|[[Doug Bleichner|Doug]] and [[Sam Wagstaff|Sam]]'s Credit Scores, [[Gorbulation]], [[Seth and Snope|Seth Rogen]], [[Snope]], [[Bishope Academy|Bishope Academy (Manners Academy Online)]], [[SpringBall|SpringBall Infinite Energy]] LK99 Superconductor, [[:File:August23Cover.pdf|Skeleton Realm Magazine August '23]]
|[[Doug Bleichner|Doug]] and [[Sam Wagstaff|Sam]]'s Credit Scores, [[Gorbulation]], [[Seth and Snope|Seth Rogen]], [[Snope]], [[Bishope Academy|Bishope Academy (Manners Academy Online)]], [[SpringBall|SpringBall Infinite Energy]] LK99 Superconductor, [[:File:August23Cover.pdf|Skeleton Realm Magazine August '23]]|}
==Guests==
Guests are an integral part to Skeleton Realm LIVE!, they come from every walk of life and most of them are [[Realmer|fans]] of the show! So far every episode have had some amount of notable guests appear, with the exception of episodes: 1, 2, 3, a|-
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| style="background: yellow; color: black;" |Back to the Basics
|[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ssDGM_Wi59g xQc Jacked Our Clip!]
|[https://skeletonrealm.bigcartel.com/product/skeleton-realm-soda-tube-official-soda-consumption-device Black Soda Tube], [[Clipjacking]], [[QVC aka INXS]], GO! [[Doug Bleichner|Doug]], [[MeMoreTV]] [[AdBot]], [[Fantler]], [[Doug Bleichner|Doug]] refills the Gas Pump, [[Toyunga Ridge Roamer]], [[Doug Bleichner|Doug]]'s Apology, Online Viral Trends: [[Gorse Filter|#GorseFilter]], [[Skorn Dance|#SkornDance]], [[My Commands Challenge|#MyCommandsChallenge]]  
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==Guests==
== Guests==
Guests are an integral part to Skeleton Realm LIVE!, they come from every walk of life and most of them are [[Realmer|fans]] of the show! So far every episode have had some amount of notable guests appear, with the exception of episodes: 1, 2, 3, and 13. There have currently been a total of 872 Guests on Skeleton Realm LIVE!
Guests are an integral part to Skeleton Realm LIVE!, they come from every walk of life and most of them are [[Realmer|fans]] of the show! So far every episode have had some amount of notable guests appear, with the exception of episodes: 1, 2, 3, and 13. There have currently been a total of 912 Guests on Skeleton Realm LIVE!
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*Peter Gabriel
*Peter Gabriel
*[[Lil Stomper]]
*[[Lil Stomper]]
*Jason Bateman
* Jason Bateman
*Rich Baxter
*Rich Baxter
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*Famous Youtube Science Channel The Tube Testers
*Famous Youtube Science Channel The Tube Testers
*[[Lil StankBug]]
*[[Lil StankBug]]
*Jerome Powell
* Jerome Powell
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*[[Trace Anderson]]
*[[Trace Anderson]]
* “Tied Real Tight” [[Sir Culation]]
*“Tied Real Tight” [[Sir Culation]]
*Famous Attorney Ian Marcus Greenwald
*Famous Attorney Ian Marcus Greenwald
*Stamp Master Olsen Forger
*Stamp Master Olsen Forger
*Local Scared man [[Torn Up Stark White Whitaker]]
*Local Scared man [[Torn Up Stark White Whitaker]]
*Childhood friend who broke my razor scooter Chase McMorpher
*Childhood friend who broke my razor scooter Chase McMorpher
* Inventor of casts Dr. Gabriel
*Inventor of casts Dr. Gabriel
*English Channel Mike
*English Channel Mike
* The "Goid" from the Show “Farmer and the Goid”
*The "Goid" from the Show “Farmer and the Goid”
*Giovanni DiNardo and the Swainsboro, GA Symphony Orchestra
*Giovanni DiNardo and the Swainsboro, GA Symphony Orchestra
*Pasta Man Randy Tamper
*Pasta Man Randy Tamper
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*[[Burnt Melons]]
*[[Burnt Melons]]
*Music Lover's Critique Club
*Music Lover's Critique Club
* Slick Slick 3-Legged “Ate Up” Bobby “Sandwhichman” Jones
*Slick Slick 3-Legged “Ate Up” Bobby “Sandwhichman” Jones
* Autozone CEO
*Autozone CEO
*Dekalb County Highway Master
* Dekalb County Highway Master
*Captain of a local Ship and his wife Mr. and Mrs. Alan Rhoades
*Captain of a local Ship and his wife Mr. and Mrs. Alan Rhoades
*‘stylized man’ Stylized Keith
*‘stylized man’ Stylized Keith
*[[Crumb Baby]]
*[[Crumb Baby]]
*Popsicle Boys
* Popsicle Boys
*Steely Dan
*Steely Dan
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*Stain remover Michael
*Stain remover Michael
*[[Woah Woah Woah Woah Woah Woah Woah Orchestra]]
*[[Woah Woah Woah Woah Woah Woah Woah Orchestra]]
* Jumping Jack Instructor Ralph “The Tin Man” Larson
*Jumping Jack Instructor Ralph “The Tin Man” Larson
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*Triple platinum pop star [[Horny]]
* Triple platinum pop star [[Horny]]
*infamous “Fake” Dancer Misha “Tortellini”
*infamous “Fake” Dancer Misha “Tortellini”
*Strained Clyde
*Strained Clyde
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*“The Backyard Boss” Grillmaster Tanner Flare
* “The Backyard Boss” Grillmaster Tanner Flare
*George Foreman
*George Foreman
*Butcher Lim Cuttston Randallson
*Butcher Lim Cuttston Randallson
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*Grandpa Playdough
*Grandpa Playdough
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* last living survivor of the first car accident on the US interstate system Ben Store
* last living survivor of the first car accident on the US interstate system Ben Store
*The Smacker
*The Smacker
* Tasted “bill” Whorthington
*Tasted “bill” Whorthington
*[[The Caboosers]]
*[[The Caboosers]]
*Step Son of famous Kickboxer Tam Redd Limo Driver Mark Lewis
*Step Son of famous Kickboxer Tam Redd Limo Driver Mark Lewis
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*Sparse Leonard
*Sparse Leonard
*[[The Cream Makers Band]]
*[[The Cream Makers Band]]
*Sandal Designer Layman Richards
* Sandal Designer Layman Richards
*Turtle wrangler Tortuss-Jim
*Turtle wrangler Tortuss-Jim
*Part-Time Sand Blaster Mr. Mayson
*Part-Time Sand Blaster Mr. Mayson
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* Construction Repairmen
*Construction Repairmen
*Light at the end of a long tunnel
*Light at the end of a long tunnel
*All of our childhood friends
*All of our childhood friends
* Disaster Cleanup Crew
*Disaster Cleanup Crew
*Explosion Men Band
*Explosion Men Band
*The Fire Blasters
*The Fire Blasters
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*The mail guy (if we’re good)
*The mail guy (if we’re good)
*The mean guard (if we’re bad)
* The mean guard (if we’re bad)
*A little bird that lands in the tiny window to the outside world (if we’re good)
*A little bird that lands in the tiny window to the outside world (if we’re good)
*Braxter
*Braxter
* Lock Down Larry
*Lock Down Larry
*Jail Guard Terrence
* Jail Guard Terrence
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*Combat Mike
*Combat Mike
*“Two Tales” Tall Tale Teller Timm
*“Two Tales” Tall Tale Teller Timm
*King Charles
* King Charles
*Laughterman Stand Up comedian “99 Soapers”
*Laughterman Stand Up comedian “99 Soapers”
*the REAL Dunk Daddy Slam Dunk Fosters
*the REAL Dunk Daddy Slam Dunk Fosters
* “Pieced Together” Jigsaw Thomas
*“Pieced Together” Jigsaw Thomas
*Apple Farmer
*Apple Farmer
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*20 Managers of 20 different subway restaurants in Atlanta
*20 Managers of 20 different subway restaurants in Atlanta
*20 White horses
*20 White horses
* local geriatric Gorbe Oldman
*local geriatric Gorbe Oldman
*CEO of Timer’s Journey Samper Tammer
*CEO of Timer’s Journey Samper Tammer
*Grandmommy and Grandpoppy
* Grandmommy and Grandpoppy
* inventor of the Baseball bat Ding Dong Bat “Gary” Battmaker
*inventor of the Baseball bat Ding Dong Bat “Gary” Battmaker
*Hatter!
*Hatter!
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*Ron Howard
*Ron Howard
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*Beefed Up Damien
*Beefed Up Damien
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*Terry Crews
*Terry Crews
*“Skidmarked” Randy
*“Skidmarked” Randy
*“magic man Larry sormerson”
* “magic man Larry sormerson”
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*The Taste Tester
*The Taste Tester
*The Bouncing Men
*The Bouncing Men
* Saprina The Dancemaster
*Saprina The Dancemaster
*Lazy C
*Lazy C
* Cheese Matthews
*Cheese Matthews
*7 Red Cardinals, 7 white doves and 7 black sparrows
* 7 Red Cardinals, 7 white doves and 7 black sparrows
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*“In pain” uncle Terrence
*“In pain” uncle Terrence
*Last Man Standing Challenge champion Phrey Phillips
*Last Man Standing Challenge champion Phrey Phillips
*Dog Whistler Collarman Bobby Bones
* Dog Whistler Collarman Bobby Bones
*Tight Toes McGuire, Run Down House Owner May Phelps
*Tight Toes McGuire, Run Down House Owner May Phelps
*inventor of Lazer Whips Lazerman Gary
*inventor of Lazer Whips Lazerman Gary
*Christmas Chip Dipper Bradley Mansfield
* Christmas Chip Dipper Bradley Mansfield
*Large and In Charge
*Large and In Charge
*The Bouncemaster
* The Bouncemaster
*“Animal Wiper” Tarman Zebrason
*“Animal Wiper” Tarman Zebrason
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*Chef “Go!”
*Chef “Go!”
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*Trace-ee Tracy
*Trace-ee Tracy
*Laminator Deniss Sons
*Laminator Deniss Sons
* Butter Baller “Slippery Yellow”
*Butter Baller “Slippery Yellow”
*Child Rapper Salt Minor
*Child Rapper Salt Minor
*Gowner Misha T. Robbtar
*Gowner Misha T. Robbtar
*Lake Maker Storm B. Wetwaves
*Lake Maker Storm B. Wetwaves
* Website Checker Terry B. Reaver
*Website Checker Terry B. Reaver
*Painful Stanley
*Painful Stanley
*Mascot Rater “25” Carmichaels
* Mascot Rater “25” Carmichaels
* Painted Stilts Farson
*Painted Stilts Farson
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*Shame Doctor Shamus
*Shame Doctor Shamus
*Lester Champion “The Tame Gamer”
* Lester Champion “The Tame Gamer”
*Bingo Mamma
*Bingo Mamma
*Weak Martin
* Weak Martin
*L.L. Tymer the TIMEKEEPER
*L.L. Tymer the TIMEKEEPER
*Best Friends Austin and Peacer
* Best Friends Austin and Peacer
*If We Could Only Run Director
* If We Could Only Run Director
*Chase Douglas the Battery Charged man
*Chase Douglas the Battery Charged man
*“Gasturbation Manipulation” bar owner Willy Brothmaster
*“Gasturbation Manipulation” bar owner Willy Brothmaster
* Stuffing Stuffer Horn Blowhard
*Stuffing Stuffer Horn Blowhard
*The “Dance With Me, Stand Up, and Shout” Crew
*The “Dance With Me, Stand Up, and Shout” Crew
*Lent Lender Trey Mark
*Lent Lender Trey Mark
*Tonight Rocks! Enthusiasm Dancers
* Tonight Rocks! Enthusiasm Dancers
*High energy Team A
*High energy Team A
*High energy Team B
*High energy Team B
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*Nurse Patti
*Nurse Patti
* Max Deeper
*Max Deeper
*Doctor Skin
* Doctor Skin
*Lars Bloodmaker
*Lars Bloodmaker
*Medical Rapper Haw Spittle
* Medical Rapper Haw Spittle
*Heavily Medicated Michael
*Heavily Medicated Michael
*Discount Leggs CEO Train Morpher
*Discount Leggs CEO Train Morpher
* Shuttle Bus Debrah
*Shuttle Bus Debrah
*Squirt The Fluid Druid
*Squirt The Fluid Druid
* Candlestick “Peanut Baker”
*Candlestick “Peanut Baker”
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*Kangaroo Hospitality Association President Tina “More Forms” Jackson
*Kangaroo Hospitality Association President Tina “More Forms” Jackson
*Dirty Foot
*Dirty Foot
*789 Krew
* 789 Krew
*Sauce Elimination Crew
*Sauce Elimination Crew
*“Sock’s In His Face” Victor
*“Sock’s In His Face” Victor
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*Simon
*Simon
*Technology Master Yazmin the Guessmaker
*Technology Master Yazmin the Guessmaker
*The Poop Wipers
* The Poop Wipers
*Pierced Robb
*Pierced Robb
*“Cooked” Chefmaster Painted Arthur McDonald
*“Cooked” Chefmaster Painted Arthur McDonald
*Sun Tanned
*Sun Tanned
*Elongation Celebration Coordinator Mary Showerman
*Elongation Celebration Coordinator Mary Showerman
*The all fours dancers
* The all fours dancers
*Late Night Friends
*Late Night Friends
*Shy Angermen
*Shy Angermen
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*Waffle House Toast Collector Pam
* Waffle House Toast Collector Pam
*Electric Chief Harry Mimms
*Electric Chief Harry Mimms
*Harry Potter
*Harry Potter
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*MeMoreTV Executive “Dumbass” Pete Tableson
*MeMoreTV Executive “Dumbass” Pete Tableson
*A resident of Starship s-394
*A resident of Starship s-394
*Cracker Jack Stam Toebman
* Cracker Jack Stam Toebman
*Shipping logistics “insider” Reporter, Ram Rammers
*Shipping logistics “insider” Reporter, Ram Rammers
*A Photo of Phaser’s Tight Ass
*A Photo of Phaser’s Tight Ass
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*Chicken Cutlet
*Chicken Cutlet
*Pancakes with two slabs of butter
*Pancakes with two slabs of butter
*Stew
* Stew
*Curtain Historian Chad Phellers
*Curtain Historian Chad Phellers
*Tennis shoe tightener Larm Heeree
*Tennis shoe tightener Larm Heeree
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*Battery Farmer Ned Destitutionman
*Battery Farmer Ned Destitutionman
*Woven Carl
*Woven Carl
*“Down the street” band
* “Down the street” band
*Dekalb and Fulton co. Milk Recyclers
*Dekalb and Fulton co. Milk Recyclers
*The Battlemasters
*The Battlemasters
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*Santa Clause
*Santa Clause
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*Corn
*Corn
*Corn 2
*Corn 2
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*Captain Phillips
*Captain Phillips
*Sormath The Dark Lord Wizard- Holder of the Secrets of Narnon and keeper of the dark pellets
*Sormath The Dark Lord Wizard- Holder of the Secrets of Narnon and keeper of the dark pellets
* “This Rocks” Martha
*“This Rocks” Martha
*Raymond G. Yarnfodder, the “Tooth Paste King”
*Raymond G. Yarnfodder, the “Tooth Paste King”
*[[Linman]]!
*[[Linman]]!
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*Naked Swimmer Train Dorphson
*Naked Swimmer Train Dorphson
*Low-Life Rimmly Coarsehair
*Low-Life Rimmly Coarsehair
*Twisted Planned Pam
* Twisted Planned Pam
*Jogging Instructor Damien Leroy
* Jogging Instructor Damien Leroy
*Wet Sweater Lina McCartney
*Wet Sweater Lina McCartney
*Drool Bibb Inventor Spit Gargler
*Drool Bibb Inventor Spit Gargler
*Little Man Who Gets Super Mad at me at the bus stop
*Little Man Who Gets Super Mad at me at the bus stop
* Alex Bailey! Gear Expert
*Alex Bailey! Gear Expert
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*Bald Men
*Bald Men
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*Losers
*Losers
*Dead Beats
*Dead Beats
* Hand Shaking Champions Mark and Tina Laafterson
*Hand Shaking Champions Mark and Tina Laafterson
*The Giraffe Kings
*The Giraffe Kings
*Back To the Basics Richard
*Back To the Basics Richard
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*Eye See’er Ray
*Eye See’er Ray
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*Underground Workers
*Underground Workers
*Underground Builders
*Underground Builders
* Underground Excavators
*Underground Excavators
*Underground Miners
*Underground Miners
*Srgt. Torm the Immortal Man
*Srgt. Torm the Immortal Man
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*Roadside Randall
*Roadside Randall
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*The Highway Rampers
*The Highway Rampers
*Veterans of the Road War
*Veterans of the Road War
* Mountain Trapper Seymour Listenman
*Mountain Trapper Seymour Listenman
*Ford F150 Denier Corey Kerns
*Ford F150 Denier Corey Kerns
*“On Foot Nerd” Mason Victor
*“On Foot Nerd” Mason Victor
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*Laptop typer Charlie T.
*Laptop typer Charlie T.
* Port-master Jason Doug
* Port-master Jason Doug
* The Heavy Set Crew
*The Heavy Set Crew
*Beach ghost hunter SS. Jamerson
*Beach ghost hunter SS. Jamerson
*Whine trainer G. Raymondson
*Whine trainer G. Raymondson
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*Indie Rock Guys
*Indie Rock Guys
*Double Decker Damond
*Double Decker Damond
*business rapper Skyscraper
* business rapper Skyscraper
*"Finished with his lunch" Edwards
*"Finished with his lunch" Edwards
*Train trainer Jared
*Train trainer Jared
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*Spiced Margaret
*Spiced Margaret
*Tomb Slayer Dan Tiler
*Tomb Slayer Dan Tiler
*Cloud Duster “up in the Sky” Trunet
* Cloud Duster “up in the Sky” Trunet
*Southeastern Man Henry Henderson
*Southeastern Man Henry Henderson
*Janet the “Aloof” pedestrian
*Janet the “Aloof” pedestrian
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*Horse Bucked Stuntman Gary Go-Rods
*Horse Bucked Stuntman Gary Go-Rods
*Television Super Star, Sitcom Wilson
*Television Super Star, Sitcom Wilson
* Movie Star Master Restroom Peabody
*Movie Star Master Restroom Peabody
*Sam’s Dirty Socks
*Sam’s Dirty Socks
*A mason jar full of water from the toilet
* A mason jar full of water from the toilet
*My Ass
* My Ass
*[[Phaser|PHASER! The Chat Mod]]
*[[Phaser|PHASER! The Chat Mod]]
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*Gargantuan Stan
*Gargantuan Stan
*Dipped Drippers
*Dipped Drippers
* 100 Annoying Children
*100 Annoying Children
*Mr. Hot Feet - “In the Hot Seat” Gar Daddy
* Mr. Hot Feet - “In the Hot Seat” Gar Daddy
*Stimulation Controller Tasser Sassersons
*Stimulation Controller Tasser Sassersons
* A Big Red Button
*A Big Red Button
*Flake Taker R. M. Table Master
*Flake Taker R. M. Table Master
*Screamin’ Snake Handler TanTan Tannersonnerson
* Screamin’ Snake Handler TanTan Tannersonnerson
*Sweatshirt PeeMan
*Sweatshirt PeeMan
*Processed Jane
*Processed Jane
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* Sam The Ham
*Sam The Ham
*Told You So Leenda
*Told You So Leenda
*Pee Pee Masters
*Pee Pee Masters
*Gorgeous Pumpkin Theft Tattle Tellers
* Gorgeous Pumpkin Theft Tattle Tellers
*Anti Dance Advocate Mikeal Table
*Anti Dance Advocate Mikeal Table
* Losers
*Losers
*Finger Tip extender Teem Star Winnerson
*Finger Tip extender Teem Star Winnerson
*Pigg Hater 68Spoons
* Pigg Hater 68Spoons
*“Equine Daddy’s Club Hostess Horse” and “Facilitation Specialist” Lori Yarnberry
*“Equine Daddy’s Club Hostess Horse” and “Facilitation Specialist” Lori Yarnberry
*Sweeties and Cuties
* Sweeties and Cuties
*Finger Tricks Master Dannium Stannley
*Finger Tricks Master Dannium Stannley
*Nothing Matters Frank
*Nothing Matters Frank
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*Basketball Sneaker Squeakers Quartet
*Basketball Sneaker Squeakers Quartet
*Sorbet Baby
*Sorbet Baby
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*Chucklin’ Mark
*Chucklin’ Mark
*CEO of Farts and Poop out of my ass
*CEO of Farts and Poop out of my ass
*156 Tonka Toy Trucks
* 156 Tonka Toy Trucks
*HDMI Cable
*HDMI Cable
*USB hole
*USB hole
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* Phone Charger Migration Facilitation Specialist
*Phone Charger Migration Facilitation Specialist
*Brittish Mike
*Brittish Mike
*Traditional Phillips
*Traditional Phillips
*Cell Phoner Tide Pillman
* Cell Phoner Tide Pillman
*Gorbulation Modler Todd Rand
*Gorbulation Modler Todd Rand
*Lets Eat Outside Henrietta
*Lets Eat Outside Henrietta
*Dozens of Bees
* Dozens of Bees
*Shaved Ancient Guard Stan Steon
*Shaved Ancient Guard Stan Steon
*Ancient Players
*Ancient Players
*Phaser Haters
*Phaser Haters
* A Coleman Cooler Full of Dirty Hotdogs
*A Coleman Cooler Full of Dirty Hotdogs
*Mazers
*Mazers
*Kings From An Unknown Land
*Kings From An Unknown Land
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* Smashed Butterman
*Smashed Butterman
*Traffic Borm
*Traffic Borm
* LeatherJacked Frontman
* LeatherJacked Frontman
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*Vacationers
*Vacationers
*2 Step Simon
*2 Step Simon
*Cafe Cleaners
* Cafe Cleaners
*Tightman
*Tightman
*George and the Sheep Feet Step Krew
*George and the Sheep Feet Step Krew
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*Behind On The Times Nelly
*Behind On The Times Nelly
*The Beatles
*The Beatles
*The Rolling Stones
* The Rolling Stones
*The Rolling Stones Hip Hop Dancers
*The Rolling Stones Hip Hop Dancers
*Podcast Hosts of Yesterday’s News Rem Stainer and Tem Stainer
* Podcast Hosts of Yesterday’s News Rem Stainer and Tem Stainer
*Treated Wood
*Treated Wood
*Shunned Fishermen
*Shunned Fishermen
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*German Haters
*French Haters
*French Haters
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*Backstage Trainers
*Castaway Tom Hanks
*Castaway Tom Hanks
* The Armed Service Member Union Safety Brigade
*The Armed Service Member Union Safety Brigade
*Peacemakers
*Peacemakers
*Lawmakers
*Lawmakers
* Scooter “Billing” Watson The Bill Daddy
*Scooter “Billing” Watson The Bill Daddy
* Billboard Victor
*Billboard Victor
*Glue Handlers
*Glue Handlers
* A 2005 Airbus A380
*A 2005 Airbus A380
*AirGas CEO Reed Smokemann
*AirGas CEO Reed Smokemann
*Disturbing Puppets
*Disturbing Puppets
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*[[Skourman's Goose Hole|Skourman’s Prized Pet - “The Gooseman”]]
*Lazy Unproductive Friends From Highschool High on Marijuana
*Lazy Unproductive Friends From Highschool High on Marijuana
* Spaghetti Vance, Keeper of the Pasta Palace
*Spaghetti Vance, Keeper of the Pasta Palace
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*A large Machine that tortures and kills us if we say a certain forbidden word
*A large Machine that tortures and kills us if we say a certain forbidden word
*Lisa Bandmaster - owner of Ketchup CupCakery
*Lisa Bandmaster - owner of Ketchup CupCakery
* Teens who smoke marijuana by the abandoned house in my neighborhood
*Teens who smoke marijuana by the abandoned house in my neighborhood
*Forgotten Heroes
*Forgotten Heroes
*Lil Surgery - Hip Hop artist who raps about getting surgery
*Lil Surgery - Hip Hop artist who raps about getting surgery
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*Todd “Pulley” Lazyman, “The Tied Up Recliner”
*Todd “Pulley” Lazyman, “The Tied Up Recliner”
*Basket Cart Decision Making crew
*Basket Cart Decision Making crew
*Urban Residents
* Urban Residents
*Wealthy Canadian Business Titans
*Wealthy Canadian Business Titans
*Sour Cream Dumpers
*Sour Cream Dumpers
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* Paper Towel Wipers Gang
* Paper Towel Wipers Gang
*Ancient Prisoners
*Ancient Prisoners
* Beau Trident - Inventor of the Iced Hair System
*Beau Trident - Inventor of the Iced Hair System
*Standup Comedian Andrew “Rude” O’Reilly - the “he went there” master
* Standup Comedian Andrew “Rude” O’Reilly - the “he went there” master
*President of Warmhurst College Jeffery T. Billings
*President of Warmhurst College Jeffery T. Billings
*MARTA Entertainment Crew All Stars - The Cell Phone Concert Masters
*MARTA Entertainment Crew All Stars - The Cell Phone Concert Masters
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*School Principal's Bard masterson and Kore Stenson
*School Principal's Bard masterson and Kore Stenson
* Pizza Party If We’re Good
*Pizza Party If We’re Good
*My Dirty Socks
*My Dirty Socks
*My Dirty Shirts
*My Dirty Shirts
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*Hardcore Flunkers With Bottom Grade F’s
*Hardcore Flunkers With Bottom Grade F’s
*Hardcore overachieving freaks
*Hardcore overachieving freaks
* Hardcore Slackers
*Hardcore Slackers
* Big Time Testers
*Big Time Testers
* The Test Makers
*The Test Makers
*Report Card Pumpers
*Report Card Pumpers
*Educational Study Hornsmen
*Educational Study Hornsmen
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* ShatPant Steamer Barnyard Franklin
*ShatPant Steamer Barnyard Franklin
* Tracy Do More, The Do More Coach
*Tracy Do More, The Do More Coach
* Rule Breakers
*Rule Breakers
*Lazy Marcher
*Lazy Marcher
*The Taster
*The Taster
*Comber’s Cafe Head Chef Busted Mangoman
*Comber’s Cafe Head Chef Busted Mangoman
*The One Who Shan't Be Named
*The One Who Shan't Be Named
*Listed Rich
* Listed Rich
*A large Tornado
*A large Tornado
*Frisbee Benders
*Frisbee Benders
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*Smell Me Band
*Smell Me Band
*Opulent Servants
*Opulent Servants
* Sweat Crew
*Sweat Crew
*Question Maker Jason Mainer
*Question Maker Jason Mainer
*Nostril Hole Specialist Dr. Noss
* Nostril Hole Specialist Dr. Noss
*The Best Salad In the South East
*The Best Salad In the South East
*Tweaked Machinery Specialist “29” Damien
*Tweaked Machinery Specialist “29” Damien
* President John Smith, The President of the United States
*President John Smith, The President of the United States
*Vice President John Smithman Vice President of the United States
*Vice President John Smithman Vice President of the United States
*A New Best Friend who is actually a terrible enemy and wants to kill us
*A New Best Friend who is actually a terrible enemy and wants to kill us
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* Chamber Guy
*Chamber Guy
*Large Bench Sitter
*Large Bench Sitter
*Cell Phone Destruction Maniacs “the Pocket grabbers”
*Cell Phone Destruction Maniacs “the Pocket grabbers”
* My Cousin Pencil and his girlfriend Tater Tot
*My Cousin Pencil and his girlfriend Tater Tot
*Yellow and Brown Stain Makers
*Yellow and Brown Stain Makers
*Mailman’s assistant Coordinator
*Mailman’s assistant Coordinator
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*My Ears
*My Ears
*Door To Door Knockers
*Door To Door Knockers
*Local Teens Who enjoy standing in my lawn when there are dozens of other lawns to stand in
* Local Teens Who enjoy standing in my lawn when there are dozens of other lawns to stand in
*Mee Henderson, the airport stair runner
* Mee Henderson, the airport stair runner
*Coach Mike Tabson, The Beatle Ball coach at Hormell High, Go HORNETS!
*Coach Mike Tabson, The Beatle Ball coach at Hormell High, Go HORNETS!
*Adult Male Star Actor - Hardcore Rod
*Adult Male Star Actor - Hardcore Rod
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*A 2005 Pontiac Aztek
*A 2005 Pontiac Aztek
*Snoop Dogg
*Snoop Dogg
*“Outlets on his body” Mark Johnscreek from John’s Creek, Ga
* “Outlets on his body” Mark Johnscreek from John’s Creek, Ga
*Cowboy Jingle Ball Bells, the western jester
*Cowboy Jingle Ball Bells, the western jester
*The Medieval Birthday Brigade, Protectors of Crown Birthday Balloons
* The Medieval Birthday Brigade, Protectors of Crown Birthday Balloons
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*BeeHivers
*BeeHivers
*Foul Mouthed Basket Brokers
*Foul Mouthed Basket Brokers
*The Masked Singers
* The Masked Singers
*Al Roker
*Al Roker
*Our Team Leader
* Our Team Leader
*Jason the Placement Angel
*Jason the Placement Angel
*Soup Poop Poop Poop Poop Soup Soup Soup Owner “Bob”
*Soup Poop Poop Poop Poop Soup Soup Soup Owner “Bob”
*Harness scissor cutter
* Harness scissor cutter
*Horse Skydiving Trainer
*Horse Skydiving Trainer
* Pignut Hickory the Pork Stork
*Pignut Hickory the Pork Stork
*Lip Kissers
* Lip Kissers
*Dust Pumpers
*Dust Pumpers
*BackPack Pumpers
*BackPack Pumpers
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*[[Sam Wagstaff|Me! The Fun Man Who Loves to Host!]]
*[[Sam Wagstaff|Me! The Fun Man Who Loves to Host!]]
*Disgraced Veterans
*Disgraced Veterans
* Band aid recycler Toe Manterton
*Band aid recycler Toe Manterton
*Burger King Manager
*Burger King Manager
*Doraville Burger King Manager, Tina Markus
*Doraville Burger King Manager, Tina Markus
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*Siren Bar Owner Barboy Rednightmare
*Siren Bar Owner Barboy Rednightmare
*Daddy
*Daddy
* Bel Air Bean Cooker T Man Stan
*Bel Air Bean Cooker T Man Stan
*DMX
*DMX
*Nathan “Boat Body” Phillips
*Nathan “Boat Body” Phillips
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*The Parade Neighbor noticers Garth and Tonson
*The Parade Neighbor noticers Garth and Tonson
*Slick Suited Rudy, the slicked back king
*Slick Suited Rudy, the slicked back king
*Dennis Quaid
* Dennis Quaid
*DL Hughley
*DL Hughley
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*Gaseous Painman
*Gaseous Painman
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*Bulgarian Boy Band - Dork Daddies
*Bulgarian Boy Band - Dork Daddies
*Hamster Pete from the Scion Commercial
*Hamster Pete from the Scion Commercial
*Spandex Warriors
* Spandex Warriors
*Star Warriors - Battler’s of the Galactic Brigade
*Star Warriors - Battler’s of the Galactic Brigade
* Easy Glide Inventor Kevin Yarg
*Easy Glide Inventor Kevin Yarg
*Orb Haters
*Orb Haters
*Private Members
*Private Members
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*Backwards Clothing Styler Peel Tyme
*Backwards Clothing Styler Peel Tyme
*Neil Parg, The Stun Run Master
*Neil Parg, The Stun Run Master
* Harrison Barn-Tortureson, Author of Natural Rods
*Harrison Barn-Tortureson, Author of Natural Rods
*Disgraced Sons - The Family Disappoints
*Disgraced Sons - The Family Disappoints
*Dragons Who Breathe Hot Fire and Wizards to match
* Dragons Who Breathe Hot Fire and Wizards to match
* Beautiful Knee’ed Mike
*Beautiful Knee’ed Mike
*Ed Needler, Inventor of the Human Bird Nest
*Ed Needler, Inventor of the Human Bird Nest
* Floor Door installation crew from Floor Holers ATL
*Floor Door installation crew from Floor Holers ATL
*Scream Crew - The Dream Scream Team
*Scream Crew - The Dream Scream Team
*Software That will allow us to use our bodies more effectively in the virtual world
*Software That will allow us to use our bodies more effectively in the virtual world
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* Gandolf The Great Wizard - Best Wizard of All Time
*Gandolf The Great Wizard - Best Wizard of All Time
*Toned Jeff
* Toned Jeff
*Beach Queen
*Beach Queen
*Urine Plug CEO Starn
*Urine Plug CEO Starn
*All Star Boy - The Shining Star Athlete and Musician
*All Star Boy - The Shining Star Athlete and Musician
* Popped Muscle Repairmen
*Popped Muscle Repairmen
*Shrimp Swallowers
*Shrimp Swallowers
*Dumps Inside his shorts with a turd halfway falling thru the short leg Peter
*Dumps Inside his shorts with a turd halfway falling thru the short leg Peter
*Large Behemoth Swine which we will cast Pearls Before
* Large Behemoth Swine which we will cast Pearls Before
*Stealth Banana Peel Tossing Instructor
*Stealth Banana Peel Tossing Instructor
*The Super Glue Surgeon, Dr. Cold Hard Terrence
*The Super Glue Surgeon, Dr. Cold Hard Terrence
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*The Spud Studs - Mash Potato Bodybuilders
*The Spud Studs - Mash Potato Bodybuilders
*A deep sadness and uneasiness about the world around us and our place within it
*A deep sadness and uneasiness about the world around us and our place within it
*Air Air WigBag Pumpers. The airbag Jumped Wig Stylers
* Air Air WigBag Pumpers. The airbag Jumped Wig Stylers
*K-Mart Shoppers
*K-Mart Shoppers
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*Angry Villains With Designs on Our bodies
*Angry Villains With Designs on Our bodies
*The Janitors Assistant from the Chilis in Morrow, Ga
*The Janitors Assistant from the Chilis in Morrow, Ga
*Amazon Delivery Drivers
* Amazon Delivery Drivers
*Last PopCorn Devils
*Last PopCorn Devils
*Elderly Understanders
*Elderly Understanders
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*Don't know diddly squat Tori
*Don't know diddly squat Tori
* U.S Certified Knee Pumpers
* U.S Certified Knee Pumpers
* Magazine Rippers
*Magazine Rippers
*Jolly neighborhood dancers with jesters bells (A.K.A The Fun Dancers)
*Jolly neighborhood dancers with jesters bells (A.K.A The Fun Dancers)
*89 used washing machines from between 1986 and 1998
*89 used washing machines from between 1986 and 1998
*General of the Billiard military Jaster Freeman
*General of the Billiard military Jaster Freeman
*Desperate salesmen attempting to appear as though they are in control of the deal
* Desperate salesmen attempting to appear as though they are in control of the deal
*The Bucket Blasters International, the pressure washing specialists
*The Bucket Blasters International, the pressure washing specialists
* The splitting buisnessmen of high finance
*The splitting buisnessmen of high finance
*The Trail Masters The Body Blazers
*The Trail Masters The Body Blazers
*Targeted location warriors, the Drop Zone Kings
*Targeted location warriors, the Drop Zone Kings
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*Michael "Storm Daddy"
* Michael "Storm Daddy"
*Mr.Ping Pong Player
*Mr.Ping Pong Player
*The Dirt Dummies
*The Dirt Dummies
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*Pipe Guardians
*Pipe Guardians
*The Root Suckers
*The Root Suckers
*A bag of rocks
* A bag of rocks
*Brown-stained White Tighty Whities
*Brown-stained White Tighty Whities
*Shovel Trouble - The gardening break dancers
* Shovel Trouble - The gardening break dancers
*Mothers and Fathers against Wooden Doweling
*Mothers and Fathers against Wooden Doweling
*Larz Randy and Randy Sodamen representatives from the worm powered civilization
*Larz Randy and Randy Sodamen representatives from the worm powered civilization
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*Shorty
* Shorty
*Arid Desertmen Dance Crew
*Arid Desertmen Dance Crew
*Reminders on out Apple iPhones
*Reminders on out Apple iPhones
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*Loving Family Members from Another State
*Loving Family Members from Another State
*Speakers for his mouth Terry Tank Top Lewis
*Speakers for his mouth Terry Tank Top Lewis
*Cameras for his eyes Chance Basterman
* Cameras for his eyes Chance Basterman
*Thomas the Dunce
*Thomas the Dunce
*Ear Suckers the Nutrient Obsessed Ear Crew
*Ear Suckers the Nutrient Obsessed Ear Crew
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*Nugget Toucher
*Nugget Toucher
*The Past Tense Guardsmen
*The Past Tense Guardsmen
*Normally Mentated Edgy Guys With Hardcore Edgy Views
* Normally Mentated Edgy Guys With Hardcore Edgy Views
*DorkFans
*DorkFans
*Blame Takers Insurance Crew
*Blame Takers Insurance Crew
*Advanced Sketch Comedians Performing Perfect Bits
*Advanced Sketch Comedians Performing Perfect Bits
*Mommy and Daddy
* Mommy and Daddy
*Chicken Shit Rick, The Chicken Breast Bed Rest Tenderizer
*Chicken Shit Rick, The Chicken Breast Bed Rest Tenderizer
*Publix.com Webmasters
* Publix.com Webmasters
*Realmer Haters - The Self Loathing Fans
*Realmer Haters - The Self Loathing Fans
*“Let’s Try Peace” Grandmothers Against Bad
*“Let’s Try Peace” Grandmothers Against Bad
*Esteemed Scholars………. Who Have Been Found to Have Plagiarized Their Work
*Esteemed Scholars………. Who Have Been Found to Have Plagiarized Their Work
*Ghostcocking Weapon Specialists - The GhostCocked Warriors
*Ghostcocking Weapon Specialists - The GhostCocked Warriors
* Standard Operators
*Standard Operators
*The Guys Who Love the Zoo! On Youtube
* The Guys Who Love the Zoo! On Youtube
* Comedians Who Code
* Comedians Who Code
*Coders Who Do Sketch Comedy
*Coders Who Do Sketch Comedy
*Mr. Green Glue, The Horsey WIth a Hair-doo
* Mr. Green Glue, The Horsey WIth a Hair-doo
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*Hushed Movie Viewers
*Hushed Movie Viewers
*Tear Duct Extender Dr. Mike
* Tear Duct Extender Dr. Mike
*Painful Memories
*Painful Memories
*Terrible Mistakes from our Past
*Terrible Mistakes from our Past
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*Blade Busters, The Individual Blade busting lawn crew
*Blade Busters, The Individual Blade busting lawn crew
*January Masters
*January Masters
*A Brand New Axon Bodycam
* A Brand New Axon Bodycam
*Vibe Scribes The Ancient Vibe Sensitive Recording Team
*Vibe Scribes The Ancient Vibe Sensitive Recording Team
*Mysterious Brown Stained Socks that smell like dookie
*Mysterious Brown Stained Socks that smell like dookie
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*The “Stop Me From Acting Too Weird Online Sidekicks” - The Digital Footprint Watchers
*The “Stop Me From Acting Too Weird Online Sidekicks” - The Digital Footprint Watchers
* Footstooled Pierre, The Tiny Footstooled Butler
*Footstooled Pierre, The Tiny Footstooled Butler
*Goosepimple Gary
*Goosepimple Gary
* Big Ass and Small Legged Jason
*Big Ass and Small Legged Jason
*Drop Down Window Ladder Fire Safety Inventor Pastor Henry Teems
* Drop Down Window Ladder Fire Safety Inventor Pastor Henry Teems
*Internal Designers - Edible Paint Co-Ordinators
*Internal Designers - Edible Paint Co-Ordinators
*ET’s from Parsinion Galactic Sector 8
*ET’s from Parsinion Galactic Sector 8
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*Flower Shop DJ Martin Soilton the Plant Dancer
*Flower Shop DJ Martin Soilton the Plant Dancer
*John “Your Body is A Wonderland” Mayer
*John “Your Body is A Wonderland” Mayer
* Yardbird Stevenson from the Dream Team Immersive Experience Gift Facilitation Crew
*Yardbird Stevenson from the Dream Team Immersive Experience Gift Facilitation Crew
*Hard Chris, Inventor of the Chocolate Dipped Office File System
*Hard Chris, Inventor of the Chocolate Dipped Office File System
*Bad Luck Brian From the Meme on Reddit.com
*Bad Luck Brian From the Meme on Reddit.com
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*Nervous Pencil Spiller Jake Thornster
*Nervous Pencil Spiller Jake Thornster
*“Back In the Day” Phort Duster
*“Back In the Day” Phort Duster
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*BathTub Full of Wet Skorbs
*BathTub Full of Wet Skorbs
*Microscopic Clap Protectors - The Shrunken Clap Protection Crew
*Microscopic Clap Protectors - The Shrunken Clap Protection Crew
*Ball Bearings from a 1973 Pumpo 1300 Motorcycle
* Ball Bearings from a 1973 Pumpo 1300 Motorcycle
*A Steak Dinner With Freaking Ketchup and Mustard Squirted on it
* A Steak Dinner With Freaking Ketchup and Mustard Squirted on it
*The Worst offenders - The worst of the worst!
*The Worst offenders - The worst of the worst!
*Some of the Best our country has to offer
* Some of the Best our country has to offer
*Pipe2Hose ATL - the pipe to hose conversion team
*Pipe2Hose ATL - the pipe to hose conversion team
*Gum Gum - Captain of the Dirty Brigaide and Foreman of the Atlanta CSX Trainyard Foreman
*Gum Gum - Captain of the Dirty Brigaide and Foreman of the Atlanta CSX Trainyard Foreman
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*Pants $ # % &
*Tourists from freaking Japan that are visiting the united states and traveling on a greyhound bus
*Tourists from freaking Japan that are visiting the united states and traveling on a greyhound bus
*Toilet paper that i used earlier to wipe my freaking ass that has poopy on it
* Toilet paper that i used earlier to wipe my freaking ass that has poopy on it
*Father of Psy, Of Opa Gangnam Style Fame
*Father of Psy, Of Opa Gangnam Style Fame
*An Epic Orbulated Rock From Anniefied
*An Epic Orbulated Rock From Anniefied
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*Basketball Teams from Across the Nation - 22 teams from all regions
*Basketball Teams from Across the Nation - 22 teams from all regions
*United States Lovers - patriot Pumpers
*United States Lovers - patriot Pumpers
*Penis town Mayor - Mr. balls
* Penis town Mayor - Mr. balls
*Yasmin Hornblast - Trumpet Polisher
*Yasmin Hornblast - Trumpet Polisher
*Emotion Lotion Spreader’s Union Leader Lars “77” Kompter
*Emotion Lotion Spreader’s Union Leader Lars “77” Kompter
*Needed Frank
* Needed Frank
*Nasty Finger - MooMoo Picker, the nosepicked king
*Nasty Finger - MooMoo Picker, the nosepicked king
*Summertime Poolfest Coordinator Marsha Mayhem
* Summertime Poolfest Coordinator Marsha Mayhem
*Blasted Skin Enjoyer Reese Barndog
*Blasted Skin Enjoyer Reese Barndog
*Farmland Speculator Jason Henry
*Farmland Speculator Jason Henry
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*Lanced Jetsum
*Lanced Jepsom
*The Turd Eating Elephants From The Zoo
*The Turd Eating Elephants From The Zoo
*Behaving Friends Who Don't Scream
*Behaving Friends Who Don't Scream
*Marf Gibson director of Charred Forest
* Marph Gibson, Director of Charred Forest
*The Do Not Speak Team
*The Do Not Speak Team
*Belongings Miniaturization Crew
* Belongings Miniaturization Crew
*The Crew Socked Daniel
*Crew Socked Daniel
*Soaker Cymore Founder of Wet Pets
*Soaker Psymore, Founder of Wet Pets!
*Rich Marksan the Piper's King
*Rich Markson, The Piper's King!
*The Preview Interrupter from when I saw Daddy Daycare in theater and his name is Tim Manster
*The Preview Interrupter from when I saw Daddy Daycare in theater Tim Mannster
*Leg Wrapped Troy the Christmas Leg Kid
*Leg Wrapped Troy, The Christmas Leg Kid
*The Tire Stretchers From Birmingham Alabama
*The Tire Stretchers From Birmingham Alabama
*Dancers From Freaking Mars
*Dancers From Freaking Mars
*Singers From Freaking Venus
*Individuals who were instrumental in passing Atlanta city ordinance 138-14
*Individuals who were instrumental in passing Atlanta city ordinance 138-14
*Plane Drainers the fuel sucking pipe obsessed employees
*Plane Drainers, The Fuel Sucking Pipe Obsessed Employees
*Old Style Guy
*"Old Style" Guy
*Some guy from Home Depot I met Phil Trenser
*Some guy from Home Depot I met, Phil Trenzor
*Bent Toewalter the steel Orb kicker who shocked the world
*Bent Toe Walter, The Steel Orb Kicker Who Shocked the World
*Lord Basin Darqwinius III
*Lorbation Darquinious III
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*Stumped Mark
*Lason Georns - Shaved Dark Shark Diver
*From Behind Enemy Lines, Sgt. Barther Tornerstersonsterson
*Tornado Phillip
*Beach Pumpers With Burned Skin to Match
*I’m Ok I’m Ok I’m Ok I’m Ok, I’m Ok Ralph
*Secure Packages
*Victory Dancers With Bright Blue Orbs
*Opened PeePeeButter Jars With a Scoop Missing
*Poisoned Freaks, Dirty Disgusting Touchers
*GearHeadsUSA Founder and CEO Pastry Whitiker
*Band Man With Big Horn
*Angry Ghost with a pointing white finger of a ghost pointed at me when sleep
*Pump Hole Watchers
*Zorn The Green Assed Alien From Gorgus 6
*“YoYo Toy Dolt” Old Man Sompson, The ToyMaker From Sarasota Springs, FL
*Thunder Clappers, the WeatherPimps With Shouting Swagger
*Potential Investors
*Charming Strangers Who Look Like The Villian From a Classic Movie
*The Mind Unleashed, An Uncaged Brain with an Attitude
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Skeleton Realm LIVE! is a weekly internet livestream hosted by Doug Bleichner and Sam Wagstaff. The series is produced by MeMoreTV, an American media conglomerate. It airs every Wednesday at 8pm EST on the Skeleton Realm Youtube ChannelSkeleton Realm LIVE! and is filmed in Skeleton Realm Studios.

Bleichner and Wagstaff appearing in an episode of Skeleton Realm LIVE! in front of the shows iconic yellow curtains.

History

In 2022, Doug Bleichner and Sam Wagstaff signed a contract with MeMoreTV to produce 800,000 episodes of an hour long weekly internet livestream called Skeleton Realm LIVE! Bleichner and Wagstaff received no money in this deal, up front, and are to be paid after the 800,000th episode is recorded. The show has since garnered the attention of various celebrities including Torn Up Stark White Whitaker, The Pastrymen and many more (see Skeleton Realm LIVE! Guests). The show also features Bleichner and Wagstaff giving information about their lives. The shows are not pre written or otherwise planned in any capacity as per the request of MeMoreTV executives who have demanded that Skeleton Realm LIVE feature completely off the cuff style podcast neo-real elements of hardcore "reality-speak" for fans of modern day "real-talk" or "manbabble."

Notable Features

Skeleton Realm LIVE! contains some notable features which set it apart from other livestreams or "podcasts." Despite frequent comparisons to traditional podcasts, the creators have pushed back on this characterization, with Bleichner going as far as to claim explicitly, "The show is not a podcast, it's not a fucking podcast."

Distinct visual elements of the show include its signature yellow curtains, which features one prominent large fold dubbed Yellowmenn's Trench, and a white table and rotating Skeleton Realm "Seal of Approval" logo. Many episodes also feature a rotating item on Bleichner and Wagstaff's desk, perched atop a white rotating disk.

Graphics on the show are featured either over the shoulder ("OTS") or between Bleichner and Wagstaff on screen. They contain a distinct graphical style and are created by Bleichner.

The show's YouTube stream features a classic YouTube live chat in which Realmers converse among themselves and discuss the show as it happens. Bleichner and Wagstaff often refer to the chat and read various messages sent by chatting Realmers. The Skeleton Realm LIVE! live chat is moderated by Dana.

Patreon

In April 2022, Skeleton Realm LIVE! launched a Skeleton Realm Patreon Page to facilitate rapidly growing viewer support for the show.

Skeleton Realm's Patreon page is the digital home of its most elite and secretive group, The VIP LORD PREMIUM ELITE tier, which is comprised of the best and brightest Skeleton Realm community members from around the globe.

The 5 dollar Patreon tier (Official Skele Freak) gives users access to Pater's Paradise on the discord server, the ability to become a Skelepedia Junior Scholar, and access to the Pater's Podcast, a weekly podcast recorded by Bleichner and Wagstaff[1]

The 10 dollar Patreon tier (Super Epic Baller Apprentice) gives users the aforementioned perks as well as access to calling in during live call in episodes of Skeleton Realm LIVE! and Pater's Podcast.[1]

The 20 dollar Patreon tier (Super Epic Baller) gives users the aforementioned perks and also enrolls them in a merch program wherein they receive a new piece of exclusive Skeleton Realm merch once each quarter through the year.[1]

The 35 dollar Patreon tier (VIP LORD PREMIUM ELITE) gives users all of the aforementioned perks but also gives them access to a secret discord server and allows the user to have a Skelepedia page of their own. This tier also provides other exclusive perks that remain unknown to the public. Members of this tier are automatically inducted into the VIP LORD PREMIUM ELITE tier group, a society who's origins date back over 100 years.[1]

The 100 dollar Patreon tier (HARDCORE ELITE MANIAC) gives the pater access to all aforementioned perks, including a secret as of yet unknown perk. This tier is only for the most prestigious and wealthiest of Realmers.[1]

Discord

The Discord group "Skeleton Realm Clubhouse" is a place for fans of Skeleton Realm LIVE! to come together and chat. The group is a place for fans to connect with each other and discuss the show. Anyone can join the discord here: https://discord.gg/A9WfyhjHa2

Skeleton Realm LIVE! are the owners of a specialized version of the super advanced chat AI; Chat Bocks who is very knowledgeable in all things Skeleton Realm. Chat Bocks resides in their own channel within the discord where Realmers can ask it questions about the show.

Episodes

Skeleton Realm LIVE! Episodes
Episode number Style Title Notes
1 Back to the Basics Skeleton Realm Live Ep 1 Hatreon, Mr. Fibs, Fabricia, MeMoreTV
2 Back to the Basics Skeleton Realm Live Ep 2 + Part 2: Skeleton Realm Live Ep 2 Skeleton Realm Magazine, Men of Leisure, GeoKnowr, Gorgon's Minion: Part 2
3 Back to the Basics Hypnosis and BODY MODS! Monster Energy, Orbsmann's, Body Mods, Pierre Toussaint
4 Back to the Basics HIT and RUN! Doug's Uninsured car TOTALED - It's Over! Mississippi Delta Boys, Lil Stomper, Cartoon Guys
5 Back to the Basics LOST historic Presidential Speech FOUND! Time Capsule! The Chastity Men, Lil StankBug, Sfanser Sfanser, Dust Bowl II
6 Back to the Basics Country Music Star EXPOSED! Ancient GLUEMAN Animated Once Again! Trace Anderson, Glueman, Ptree
7 Back to the Basics Deaf Horses Permanently CURED! Cat Herder and the Prison Gaurd
8 Back to the Basics Poisoned! Sickness and Low Energy Due To Poisoning. King Garquinius 539847563, Skourman's Goose Hole, 23 and I
9 Back to the Basics EXTREME Sports Tournathalon! Thawed Corpse?! Diet Coke Prize??? Skex Tournathalon X-TREME 2022
10 Special of Ten Post Ironic Meta-Modern (MetMod) Humor Explained! Live COOKING "Rancheroni!" Light Guided Alert System, Rancheroni, Sorm's Bumper Stickers
11 Special HUGE Birthday secrets unveiled? LIVE Grilling Fiasco! YIKES! Sam's Birthday, Sorm's, TNTHF Summer Challange, Natsuro Dolls, Skeleton Realm Magazine July '22
12 Back to the Basics Sewer Pipe Exploded! Live Laughter Track?! Yellowmenn's Trench, Yellow Curtains, "Logged In" Song
13 Special A.I. Sexuality, Twitter Trolling and Cube Framing with Doug Bleichner Doug Bleichner, Hilling, Cube Framing, Sexually Jacking Off, Inverse Confusion Relationship, Trolling
14 Back to the Basics Impressions! Barber Shop Boys! Back to the Basics! Back to the Basics, Chromeworks, Linman, Jacked Out Gabriel, Body Metrics
15 Back to the Basics Comment Sweepstakes Winners Announced! G-Day Memories Doug's Cats, Marina Bay Sands Singapore, G day, Raymond Ball, Skeleton Realm Magazine August '22
16 Back to the Basics Pitching To NBC! We bought Fishing Gear! Blair House, Sam's Fishing Vest, P.A.T.S, Ray Bates
17 Special Our Studio Blew Up!? How?! Skeleton Realm Studios
18 Special LIVE from JAIL! We are in JAIL! Speedmont Correctional Facility, Judge Faster
19 Back to the Basics We are FREE from jail! Speedmont Correctional Facility, Judge Faster, Corey Tower, Chat Bocks, Skeleton Realm Magazine September '22
20 Special of Ten Time Traveling "Future Selfs?" 20 Years of Gags? 2042 Sam, 2042 Doug, The Schism, Gasturbation
21 Special Bus Boy Turned Millionaire and Bird Holes w/T. Lee Gunselman T. Lee Gunselman, Corey Tower, The Cloaca Lounge
22 Back to the Basics Cyber Sprite Appears?! Doug Gets "Scrooged?" Chromer, Content Blast, Fabricia, Bishop's Spray
23 Back to the Basics Skelepedia ANNOUNCED! Skeleton Realm BOARD GAME?!?! Skeleton's Playtime Puzzle!, Rope Diet, The Zergeist, Cafe Jazz, You, Welcome to Skelepedia
24 Back to the Basics Trevor is HIRED! Hardcore Halloween CERTIFIED?! American Halloween Association, Linman, Trevor Noah, Emotion Blast, Skeleton Realm Magazine October '22
25 Back to the Basics Doug met ScareCrow?!?! Spice Cracker Burger REVIEW! Ship Blaster, Mama and Booboo, Pit Maneuver, Porper's
26 Back to the Basics A Branded Threeway?! Raw Dolphins in the Back?! Cube Smart, Branded Threeway, SRL 2095 Plan
27 Special Realmer's Halloween Extravaganza! Red Devil and The Leashman??? Red Devil and Leashman, Meezies Yumbar
28 Back to the Basics Thanksgiving Assassination Tips and StikyBoil ORBS! Orbsmann's Stiky Boil-Orbs, Hammers, Geegan Y'all, Skeleton Realm Magazine November '22
29 Back to the Basics Trash = Treasure?! Bone Hue Plugins??? Nausea Con, Sigs, Bone Hue Photoshop Plugin, Doug Bleichner (Robot)
30 Special of Ten Chromer's Gettin' A Bod! Chromer, Tiny Jack, Body Mods, Surgery Surge Initiative
31 Special REALMER’S Thanksgiving!!! We got a TurkME! Phaser, TurkME!, Realmer's Thanksgiving Pledge, Swock, Turkeymen, 23 and I
32 Back to the Basics Golden Age Upon Us?! Chat Mod Admin Reveal?! Dana, Upcoming Golden Age, Bodyscan.info, Skeleton Realm Magazine December '22
33 Back to the Basics Ancient Prophets Uncovered?! Nerds Vs. Jocks! Macon Mug-Swap, Nerd Challange, NightMare Report, Ancient Elders
34 Back to the Basics Cubes On The Move! HOT Parents! Doug Bleichner's Parents, Skeleton Realm Flash Mob, Cubes and Rhomboided Hexatriagonals entering the Circular area 2023, Winter Boss, Teacher Act
35 Special CHRISTMAS CAKE-OFF?! Special Guests: Paul & Paulina Beanie! Paul Beanie, Orbsmann's, Ptree Decs, Do My Tasks: Medieval
36 Back to the Basics Linman is Royalty?! We're gettin' "tombed" Linman, "Fast Armed" Lester, Skeleton Realm Undersea Cables, MeMoreTV Doctor Check-in
37 Special Honoring Deceased Realmers. GUEST: Alex Bailey! Alex Bailey, Deceased Realmers, Paul Beanie, Skeleton Realm Magazine January '23
38 Back to the Basics Dollification would be FUN?! Destroy All Old Things NOW Bishope Academy (The Drivers' Academy), Rollers, MeMoreTV Turnspectrum Auxiliary Turn Signal Kit, Dollification
39 Back to the Basics WAKE UP! Our Files Have Entered Your Device. Skeleton Realm File Storage System, Torture the Orb, You
40 Special of Ten We Love SORM'S! Sorm's, Backflip Pads, Patreon Income Goals
41 Back to the Basics Buzz Lightyear Lives With Us Buzz Lightyear, SpringBall, Skeleton Realm Magazine February '23
42 Back to the Basics Which The Beatles Are We? Orber's Codex Golden GooseEgg Obsession Phase, SpringBall, Orbsmann's
43 Back to the Basics Blue Ball vs. Red Cube! Final Showdown: Round 1 Farting and Shitting Fair 2023, Borbingo's Gourmet Popcorn, SpringBall, Burlow Chemical
44 Back to the Basics We Are badass Heroes! Torture Center, Pumpkinano's, Yellow Curtains
45 Back to the Basics Myth: BUSTED! Haters: Is That the BEST You Can Do? SpringBall, SÜG Sytems, Surgery Surge, Mr.Beast, Realmer Anthem, Skeleton Realm Magazine March '23
46 Back to the Basics Chit Chat! Non-Skippable Ad-Swag Doug's Birthday, Linman, Phaser, Gorbulation, Joe Rogen
47 Back to the Basics Joe Rogan and Mr. Beast. I'm Going to Explode Medieval Style Dungeon, Rockabilly Mecca, Mr.Beast, Joe Rogen
48 Back to the Basics Linman Cleans Our Home. Sam's Court Room Swagger Skourman's Goosman, Linman, Skeleton Realm Discord, Mosquito Hunter, Petals
49 Back to the Basics Brand Ultimatum! Sam's Toe System SpringBall, Judge Faster, Bing Bong Games
50 Special of Ten Back To School! Bishope Academy (Main Academy), Chromer, Phaser, Wicker Orb, Judge Faster, Hans Chromen, Swock, The Schism, Skeleton Realm LIVE! Band Album: 50!, Skeleton Realm Magazine April '23
51 Back to the Basics Soda Tube Swag. Big Ref. YARD WARS! SRL! TikTok, Rudolph Weismann, Men's Summer 2023 Fashion, Yard Wars
52 Special 1 Year Anniversary! Our Bodies Pump Gold SRL! One Year Anniversary OTS T-shirt Tournament, Body Gold, 2024 Bets, SRL Body Stats, Tiny Jack
53 Back to the Basics Damon Shrunk?! Vehicle bonding?! Orbsmann's, Paul Beanie, Yard Wars, Damon Shrunk
54 Back to the Basics Ball Swag. Invoice SOLUTIONS. Ancient Here NOW! Fashion in Baseball, Body Mods, Invoice Solutions, Skeleton Realm Magazine May '23
55 Back to the Basics King Charles Recognizes ORB?! CareTeem, Skeleton Realm Studios, The Orbsmen
56 Back to the Basics Radio REVIEWS. Feel Fashion!!! Feel Fashion, HeHow, SaltyTea, Skeleton Realm LIVE! Calendar, 99.1 The Piss, WORB fm, 88.8 WRAK, The Chosen One, Bishop's Spray
57 Back to the Basics You've Changed. Highway Mega Adoption You, Poison Bars, Mr and Mrs Moomoo, Skeleton Realm LIVE! 2023 State Road Mega Adoption, PowerBlasters
58 Back to the Basics Undercover Boss! Sam Gets TRAINED! Fully Doug planned episode, Private War: Snipers, Cell Replacement Therapy, Teleportation, Sam's Training, Internet Break of 2023, Me3D Me and ME Digital Offspring Creator
59 Back to the Basics Trent Lenkarski! Me3d Ai Software! Cute = Cringe? Trent Lenkarski, Me3D Me and ME Digital Offspring Creator, Jorm Tracey, P&L Contractors LLC, Skeleton Realm Magazine June '23
60 Special of Ten Diggin' In The Dirt (1/2) + Diggin' In The Dirt (2/2) Groundnauts, DOOC, DOOC E, PBMk3 "Dirty Diaper", Jorm Tracey, Tiny Jack, Damon Shrunk, Skeleton Realm LIVE! Band Album: Diggin' In The Dirt
61 Back to the Basics Just Shit on Me. Jorm Has the Dirty Diaper Bishope Academy (University System), Dr.Greedus, Jorm Tracey, PBMk3 "Dirty Diaper", Streamer's Hunchback, Santa Claus
62 Back to the Basics OpenRealm Chat Stats?! PooPoo Where We Bathe? Combat Parking, OpenRealm Project, Upstanding Citizens, PooPoo Where We Bathe, Doug's Nicknames, Sam's Nicknames
63 Back to the Basics Realmer Factions STAND DOWN! Realmer factions, Pappy Wagstaff, Jorm Tracey, George Tracy, Stolen Valor Virtual Execution Program, 'Cord Cop TwoShea, Reddit Mod Kongu, Sam's Birthday, Skeleton Realm Magazine July '23
64 Back to the Basics Reverse Swagger. Blues Guitar Rock Style Motel Hunters, Realmer Culture, Raymond's Mission, PDF Pushing, Pump Creative, Belstadt (Velstadt or Bellf Stats), That Little Dowel, Jorm Tracey
65 Back to the Basics Sam's Hot Eggs Bust Doug and Sam Papperazied, Motel Hunters, MeMoreTV AdBot, Papa Psy Day, Pumping Day, Sam's Babies
66 Special Hardcore Birthday Celebration!!! Birthday Stars Dana "Dana the chat mod" and Linman, Doug's Hair, Orbs, Jorm's Motel Hunters Paradise Vacation Adventure
67 Back to the Basics LK99 Uses Springball IE? Smoking W/ Seth and Snope Doug and Sam's Credit Scores, Gorbulation, Seth Rogen, Snope, Bishope Academy (Manners Academy Online), SpringBall Infinite Energy LK99 Superconductor, Skeleton Realm Magazine August '23|}

Guests

Guests are an integral part to Skeleton Realm LIVE!, they come from every walk of life and most of them are fans of the show! So far every episode have had some amount of notable guests appear, with the exception of episodes: 1, 2, 3, a|-

68 Back to the Basics xQc Jacked Our Clip! Black Soda Tube, Clipjacking, QVC aka INXS, GO! Doug, MeMoreTV AdBot, Fantler, Doug refills the Gas Pump, Toyunga Ridge Roamer, Doug's Apology, Online Viral Trends: #GorseFilter, #SkornDance, #MyCommandsChallenge

Guests

Guests are an integral part to Skeleton Realm LIVE!, they come from every walk of life and most of them are fans of the show! So far every episode have had some amount of notable guests appear, with the exception of episodes: 1, 2, 3, and 13. There have currently been a total of 912 Guests on Skeleton Realm LIVE!

Skeleton Realm LIVE! Guest List
Episode

number

Guests
4
5
6
  • The Horn Blowers
  • international fashion icon The Boss
  • James Matthews
  • Tiny Twirlers acrobatic educational alliance
  • Gas Lover Gass Man Terry Thomas
7
  • Trace Anderson
  • “Tied Real Tight” Sir Culation
  • Famous Attorney Ian Marcus Greenwald
  • Stamp Master Olsen Forger
  • Local Scared man Torn Up Stark White Whitaker
  • Childhood friend who broke my razor scooter Chase McMorpher
  • Inventor of casts Dr. Gabriel
  • English Channel Mike
  • The "Goid" from the Show “Farmer and the Goid”
  • Giovanni DiNardo and the Swainsboro, GA Symphony Orchestra
  • Pasta Man Randy Tamper
8
  • Burnt Melons
  • Music Lover's Critique Club
  • Slick Slick 3-Legged “Ate Up” Bobby “Sandwhichman” Jones
  • Autozone CEO
  • Dekalb County Highway Master
  • Captain of a local Ship and his wife Mr. and Mrs. Alan Rhoades
  • ‘stylized man’ Stylized Keith
  • Crumb Baby
  • Popsicle Boys
  • Steely Dan
9
10
  • Triple platinum pop star Horny
  • infamous “Fake” Dancer Misha “Tortellini”
  • Strained Clyde
  • Plumberton
  • Table Top Richard
  • The last person to exit my flight from albuquerque NM to Atlanta in 2019 Terry King
  • Lost Boy
  • Woodland Expert Park Ranger Morton Warner
  • “Chased” Dimitry Nicholas
11
  • “The Backyard Boss” Grillmaster Tanner Flare
  • George Foreman
  • Butcher Lim Cuttston Randallson
  • Inventor of ketchup Dave Matthews
  • Little Man
12
  • Grandpa Playdough
  • The United States Army’s 7th Infantry Division
  • The Shit Jester
  • last living survivor of the first car accident on the US interstate system Ben Store
  • The Smacker
  • Tasted “bill” Whorthington
  • The Caboosers
  • Step Son of famous Kickboxer Tam Redd Limo Driver Mark Lewis
14
  • The By-Way Boys with Byron Matthews
  • Director of new film Snow White and the Dwarf, G. R. Masterson
  • Fee Gordon
  • Old west scholar Tarnished Kate
  • local Gas Station Attendant Linda Forsenberry
  • Stars of Horse Swappers International-Equine Sandy and Bareback Doeman
  • All of Doug and Sam’s first cousins
15
  • “Try-Hard” Travis
  • author of little house on the prairie Laura Ingalls Wilder
  • Some U.S. Senator
  • Laughin’ Robb
  • The Slick-Morphs
  • Tattooed Bobby
  • Little Tiny Tiny Tiny Guy
  • Manny Stewart Posterson
  • Viewers Like You
16
  • Sparse Leonard
  • The Cream Makers Band
  • Sandal Designer Layman Richards
  • Turtle wrangler Tortuss-Jim
  • Part-Time Sand Blaster Mr. Mayson
  • The Manager of the Best Buy in the Edgewood Shopping district
  • ToeNail
17
  • Construction Repairmen
  • Light at the end of a long tunnel
  • All of our childhood friends
  • Disaster Cleanup Crew
  • Explosion Men Band
  • The Fire Blasters
  • Fisherman “Sal”
18
  • The mail guy (if we’re good)
  • The mean guard (if we’re bad)
  • A little bird that lands in the tiny window to the outside world (if we’re good)
  • Braxter
  • Lock Down Larry
  • Jail Guard Terrence
19
  • “Shrimpston” the River Comber
  • Combat Mike
  • “Two Tales” Tall Tale Teller Timm
  • King Charles
  • Laughterman Stand Up comedian “99 Soapers”
  • the REAL Dunk Daddy Slam Dunk Fosters
  • “Pieced Together” Jigsaw Thomas
  • Apple Farmer
20
  • 20 year old Braden
  • 20 Managers of 20 different subway restaurants in Atlanta
  • 20 White horses
  • local geriatric Gorbe Oldman
  • CEO of Timer’s Journey Samper Tammer
  • Grandmommy and Grandpoppy
  • inventor of the Baseball bat Ding Dong Bat “Gary” Battmaker
  • Hatter!
21
22
  • Beefed Up Damien
  • Marsh man Kelly Stewart
  • Bill Sherman the inventor of the “pantry devil”
  • professional chewer T-Tone
  • Scottish clown Lassman Kilt Kilney
  • Terry Crews
  • “Skidmarked” Randy
  • “magic man Larry sormerson”
23
  • Sgt. Manheim
  • Little Dittie
  • No Touch Tam
  • A private chef from the Swimdom Resort in Horse Canyon
  • Lyle Turnips farmer from saskatchewan
  • Tip Toeing Rich
  • Jarman Tight Twist Rudolph
  • Sal Tomatorman Inventor of the “Purple Purr Pole”
24
  • Fire Ring Randal
  • Trent Pham my neighbor from Vietnam
  • The Taste Tester
  • The Bouncing Men
  • Saprina The Dancemaster
  • Lazy C
  • Cheese Matthews
  • 7 Red Cardinals, 7 white doves and 7 black sparrows
25
  • The Grave Rollers, Fortune Teller Wanda
  • A Spit In The Face of All Who Came Before Him
  • Patch Adams
  • A weathered old man with sage advice
  • Jeal Johnson Michigan Star chef and owner of new restaurant “Pile of Dogshit”
  • All metro Atlanta area employees of Foot Locker
  • The Yellow Leafman
  • Brandon with the tiny feet and big shoes
  • Dirty Clean Up Gang
26
  • “In pain” uncle Terrence
  • Last Man Standing Challenge champion Phrey Phillips
  • Dog Whistler Collarman Bobby Bones
  • Tight Toes McGuire, Run Down House Owner May Phelps
  • inventor of Lazer Whips Lazerman Gary
  • Christmas Chip Dipper Bradley Mansfield
  • Large and In Charge
  • The Bouncemaster
  • “Animal Wiper” Tarman Zebrason
27
  • Mr Halloween
  • Mrs Thanksgiving
  • Decoration Hater Horace
  • Keyhole Widener Mark F.
  • Atlanta “school” rapper Report Kard
  • Decorative Melinda
  • Merle “Pot’s n’ Pan’s” Von Hormshein
  • A REAL “Ball Game Caller” for the Atlanta Braves
  • A mysterious wandering traveler I met last night who stayed at my house
  • Candied Rick
  • The Belly Boys
  • MeMoreTV’s Halloween host with the most: Deadman “Scary Scar-body”
28
  • Chef “Go!”
  • Anonymous Missing Person
  • Perced Percy
  • Trace-ee Tracy
  • Laminator Deniss Sons
  • Butter Baller “Slippery Yellow”
  • Child Rapper Salt Minor
  • Gowner Misha T. Robbtar
  • Lake Maker Storm B. Wetwaves
  • Website Checker Terry B. Reaver
  • Painful Stanley
  • Mascot Rater “25” Carmichaels
  • Painted Stilts Farson
29
  • Shame Doctor Shamus
  • Lester Champion “The Tame Gamer”
  • Bingo Mamma
  • Weak Martin
  • L.L. Tymer the TIMEKEEPER
  • Best Friends Austin and Peacer
  • If We Could Only Run Director
  • Chase Douglas the Battery Charged man
  • “Gasturbation Manipulation” bar owner Willy Brothmaster
  • Stuffing Stuffer Horn Blowhard
  • The “Dance With Me, Stand Up, and Shout” Crew
  • Lent Lender Trey Mark
  • Tonight Rocks! Enthusiasm Dancers
  • High energy Team A
  • High energy Team B
  • Lofted Davis
30
  • Nurse Patti
  • Max Deeper
  • Doctor Skin
  • Lars Bloodmaker
  • Medical Rapper Haw Spittle
  • Heavily Medicated Michael
  • Discount Leggs CEO Train Morpher
  • Shuttle Bus Debrah
  • Squirt The Fluid Druid
  • Candlestick “Peanut Baker”
31
  • Corn Buyer AND Stealer Corn Lorm
  • Colonial Neil
  • Tom Mitchman the Bird Herder
  • “Try not to step on a crack” Henry
  • Brown Lazer Inventor Chuck “Giggles” Yesman
  • Ray “It’s On The Tip of My Tongue” Borbbee Pantomime
  • Kangaroo Hospitality Association President Tina “More Forms” Jackson
  • Dirty Foot
  • 789 Krew
  • Sauce Elimination Crew
  • “Sock’s In His Face” Victor
32
  • Simon
  • Technology Master Yazmin the Guessmaker
  • The Poop Wipers
  • Pierced Robb
  • “Cooked” Chefmaster Painted Arthur McDonald
  • Sun Tanned
  • Elongation Celebration Coordinator Mary Showerman
  • The all fours dancers
  • Late Night Friends
  • Shy Angermen
33
  • Waffle House Toast Collector Pam
  • Electric Chief Harry Mimms
  • Harry Potter
  • 20 Gymnasts
  • The Buff Scuba Divers
  • MeMoreTV Executive “Dumbass” Pete Tableson
  • A resident of Starship s-394
  • Cracker Jack Stam Toebman
  • Shipping logistics “insider” Reporter, Ram Rammers
  • A Photo of Phaser’s Tight Ass
  • Sam Wagstaff
  • Doug Bleichner
34
  • Hashbrowns
  • Caesar Salad
  • Corn Fritters
  • Chicken Cutlet
  • Pancakes with two slabs of butter
  • Stew
  • Curtain Historian Chad Phellers
  • Tennis shoe tightener Larm Heeree
  • Everyone’s brother
  • Wheelbarrow painter “Tested Sherlock”
  • The Lateman
  • Coach Bob
  • The “Please Tease Me” Crew
  • Battery Farmer Ned Destitutionman
  • Woven Carl
  • “Down the street” band
  • Dekalb and Fulton co. Milk Recyclers
  • The Battlemasters
35
  • Santa Clause
  • Old Saint Nicholas
  • Mrs. Clause
  • Santa’s Elves
  • Santa’s Daughter
  • Yuletide Carol
  • The Peppermint Daddies
  • Mr. Parson Browns
  • Tight
  • Chaffing lotion selection specialist Tome
  • Toothpasters
  • Christmas Pyrotechnics Expert Farmer John
  • Angry Mike
36
  • Corn
  • Corn 2
  • Corn 3
  • Stuck Up Darm
  • Sandwhich Queen Marmy Gourmaisse
  • PepperHouse CEO Dongle Trademan
  • Toe-Body Work Out Gear Founder Borse Norseman
  • 10,000 Mosquitos
  • Captain Phillips
  • Sormath The Dark Lord Wizard- Holder of the Secrets of Narnon and keeper of the dark pellets
  • “This Rocks” Martha
  • Raymond G. Yarnfodder, the “Tooth Paste King”
  • Linman!
37
  • Parson the “Gear Slug”
  • “That’s laughable” Garm
  • The Great Northern Tuna Wrangler
  • Naked Swimmer Train Dorphson
  • Low-Life Rimmly Coarsehair
  • Twisted Planned Pam
  • Jogging Instructor Damien Leroy
  • Wet Sweater Lina McCartney
  • Drool Bibb Inventor Spit Gargler
  • Little Man Who Gets Super Mad at me at the bus stop
  • Alex Bailey! Gear Expert
38
  • Bald Men
  • Seriously Hot individuals
  • Don’t Look at me Toymaster Chuck Feedman
  • “Lazer feet” robotics instructor Jeff Tarnation
  • Shined Winston
  • Graffiti Removal Team Leader for the Atlanta Parklords Association
  • “Beautiful Van” with is Beautiful 1986 Chevrolet Van
  • Losers
  • Dead Beats
  • Hand Shaking Champions Mark and Tina Laafterson
  • The Giraffe Kings
  • Back To the Basics Richard
39
  • Eye See’er Ray
  • Lemon Squirt Spastic Beatdown Daddy Juicer McMann
  • Cake Developer Jason Mard
  • “Mr. TinyTrot” The Horse Dwarf Himself
  • Underground Workers
  • Underground Builders
  • Underground Excavators
  • Underground Miners
  • Srgt. Torm the Immortal Man
  • Traveling taste tester Sarah Mitchellsons
  • Let’s Pretend We’re Having Fun Organization Founder Larmont Bishopsons
  • Chase Rounder, the shit eating maniac
  • Last Leg Ron
  • The Cast of the 1976 film “Popsicle Heaven”
40
  • Roadside Randall
  • Mr. Tire
  • The Looper
  • Poison Spray Avoider
  • Jacer Tulip
  • Cricket Daniels
  • “Just let me have fun” Sabrina
  • Fast Car Peter, the Racing Man
  • The Highway Rampers
  • Veterans of the Road War
  • Mountain Trapper Seymour Listenman
  • Ford F150 Denier Corey Kerns
  • “On Foot Nerd” Mason Victor
  • P.G. Hamm the 36 Year Old Man
41
  • 23 individuals who don't remember who they are
  • Pampered Davis
  • Laptop typer Charlie T.
  • Port-master Jason Doug
  • The Heavy Set Crew
  • Beach ghost hunter SS. Jamerson
  • Whine trainer G. Raymondson
  • Music Nerds
  • Indie Rock Guys
  • Double Decker Damond
  • business rapper Skyscraper
  • "Finished with his lunch" Edwards
  • Train trainer Jared
  • Some dirty birds by the dumpster
  • Broccoli Chef Reem Titers
  • A man who has risked his life for others
42
  • Spiced Margaret
  • Tomb Slayer Dan Tiler
  • Cloud Duster “up in the Sky” Trunet
  • Southeastern Man Henry Henderson
  • Janet the “Aloof” pedestrian
  • Cranked up Mike
  • Urination Filtration System Installation Team from P. P. Solutions
  • Ice Camp owner “Frozen Rich”
  • Chase me around town Lori
  • Skeleton Realm Principal J.J. Trainer
  • Horse Bucked Stuntman Gary Go-Rods
  • Television Super Star, Sitcom Wilson
  • Movie Star Master Restroom Peabody
  • Sam’s Dirty Socks
  • A mason jar full of water from the toilet
  • My Ass
  • PHASER! The Chat Mod
43
  • Gargantuan Stan
  • Dipped Drippers
  • 100 Annoying Children
  • Mr. Hot Feet - “In the Hot Seat” Gar Daddy
  • Stimulation Controller Tasser Sassersons
  • A Big Red Button
  • Flake Taker R. M. Table Master
  • Screamin’ Snake Handler TanTan Tannersonnerson
  • Sweatshirt PeeMan
  • Processed Jane
  • All Humans
  • Super Nasty and Disturbed Individual with Sick Plans and a Nasty Style demeanor, Yaorm Feep
  • Haters with Weapons
44
  • Sam The Ham
  • Told You So Leenda
  • Pee Pee Masters
  • Gorgeous Pumpkin Theft Tattle Tellers
  • Anti Dance Advocate Mikeal Table
  • Losers
  • Finger Tip extender Teem Star Winnerson
  • Pigg Hater 68Spoons
  • “Equine Daddy’s Club Hostess Horse” and “Facilitation Specialist” Lori Yarnberry
  • Sweeties and Cuties
  • Finger Tricks Master Dannium Stannley
  • Nothing Matters Frank
  • Dana’s Friend T-Mobile Gary
  • Dana’s Friend Salmon Shirt Trish
  • Dana’s Friend Phaser
  • Green Goblins
  • Goblin Hunters Team
  • Goblin Corpse Clean-Up Crew GreenSlop - Be - Gone Solutions
  • Dana the Chat Mod!
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  • Basketball Sneaker Squeakers Quartet
  • Sorbet Baby
  • Jason TornMichael
  • Key Keeper Dannold Stayn
  • BurgerBusters
  • Chucklin’ Mark
  • CEO of Farts and Poop out of my ass
  • 156 Tonka Toy Trucks
  • HDMI Cable
  • USB hole
  • Fantasy Tom
  • Excersize Thad, Creator of The Barnyard Workout
  • Jack Black
  • Team Members and Strategy Associates
  • Fulfilling friend Jarmill Tradesman
  • Construction workers from Ireland
  • The waitstaff from Don’s Dockside Bar on Tornman’s Island in Sunspray Beach, Florida
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  • Phone Charger Migration Facilitation Specialist
  • Brittish Mike
  • Traditional Phillips
  • Cell Phoner Tide Pillman
  • Gorbulation Modler Todd Rand
  • Lets Eat Outside Henrietta
  • Dozens of Bees
  • Shaved Ancient Guard Stan Steon
  • Ancient Players
  • Phaser Haters
  • A Coleman Cooler Full of Dirty Hotdogs
  • Mazers
  • Kings From An Unknown Land
  • A 12 foot tall Pigeon with huge muscular arms like a bodybuilder
  • The Lets Annihilate Fear Crew
  • Yettiman Mr. Pudding, AKA The Cream Dreamer
  • Coffee Sprayer Gertrude Beardman
  • Viral Influencers
  • Lizard
  • Rap Artists From Atlanta
  • Atlanta Rag Taggers Zig Zag Dance Krew
  • Miniature Dolphins
  • Tech Torture Relief Crew From SkelCorp
  • Mama
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  • Smashed Butterman
  • Traffic Borm
  • LeatherJacked Frontman
  • 78 Scorchers
  • Elderly Tomato Farmers
  • Vacationers
  • 2 Step Simon
  • Cafe Cleaners
  • Tightman
  • George and the Sheep Feet Step Krew
  • Rashed Trainer
  • Guess Who Krew?
  • Bartenders From BarBar’s Alcohol Bar
  • Physically Strong Nerds
  • Behind On The Times Nelly
  • The Beatles
  • The Rolling Stones
  • The Rolling Stones Hip Hop Dancers
  • Podcast Hosts of Yesterday’s News Rem Stainer and Tem Stainer
  • Treated Wood
  • Shunned Fishermen
  • My Attorney Sam Wagstaff
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  • German Haters
  • French Haters
  • Dutch Haters
  • Irish Haters
  • Haters from The United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland
  • Jerry Seinfeld
  • Math Busters
  • Beef Time Discount Warriors
  • Poop Stainer
  • Nocturnal Davis
  • Backstage Trainers
  • Castaway Tom Hanks
  • The Armed Service Member Union Safety Brigade
  • Peacemakers
  • Lawmakers
  • Scooter “Billing” Watson The Bill Daddy
  • Billboard Victor
  • Glue Handlers
  • A 2005 Airbus A380
  • AirGas CEO Reed Smokemann
  • Disturbing Puppets
  • Noodle Suckers
  • Dipped Fingerman Stenn Railmond
  • Skourman’s Prized Pet - “The Gooseman”
  • Lazy Unproductive Friends From Highschool High on Marijuana
  • Spaghetti Vance, Keeper of the Pasta Palace
49
  • A large Machine that tortures and kills us if we say a certain forbidden word
  • Lisa Bandmaster - owner of Ketchup CupCakery
  • Teens who smoke marijuana by the abandoned house in my neighborhood
  • Forgotten Heroes
  • Lil Surgery - Hip Hop artist who raps about getting surgery
  • Smarty Pants - the boy genius
  • Mr. Bad - The Original Villain
  • A crisp 100 dollar bill
  • Tasered Mules
  • Todd “Pulley” Lazyman, “The Tied Up Recliner”
  • Basket Cart Decision Making crew
  • Urban Residents
  • Wealthy Canadian Business Titans
  • Sour Cream Dumpers
  • All Metro Atlanta Crossing Guards
  • Paper Towel Wipers Gang
  • Ancient Prisoners
  • Beau Trident - Inventor of the Iced Hair System
  • Standup Comedian Andrew “Rude” O’Reilly - the “he went there” master
  • President of Warmhurst College Jeffery T. Billings
  • MARTA Entertainment Crew All Stars - The Cell Phone Concert Masters
50
  • School Principal's Bard masterson and Kore Stenson
  • Pizza Party If We’re Good
  • My Dirty Socks
  • My Dirty Shirts
  • Hardcore Scholars With Straight A’s
  • Hardcore Flunkers With Bottom Grade F’s
  • Hardcore overachieving freaks
  • Hardcore Slackers
  • Big Time Testers
  • The Test Makers
  • Report Card Pumpers
  • Educational Study Hornsmen
  • Lunchers
  • Mysterious Janitors
  • Dr. Tight Pants, The Taught Teacher
  • Bully Jock Sportsman
  • Coach Poop
  • Coach PeePee
  • AfterSchool Party Guys
51
  • ShatPant Steamer Barnyard Franklin
  • Tracy Do More, The Do More Coach
  • Rule Breakers
  • Lazy Marcher
  • The Taster
  • Comber’s Cafe Head Chef Busted Mangoman
  • The One Who Shan't Be Named
  • Listed Rich
  • A large Tornado
  • Frisbee Benders
  • Cartoon Masters
  • Smell Me Band
  • Opulent Servants
  • Sweat Crew
  • Question Maker Jason Mainer
  • Nostril Hole Specialist Dr. Noss
  • The Best Salad In the South East
  • Tweaked Machinery Specialist “29” Damien
  • President John Smith, The President of the United States
  • Vice President John Smithman Vice President of the United States
  • A New Best Friend who is actually a terrible enemy and wants to kill us
  • Tennis Guy Watson
  • Big Ref
52
  • Chamber Guy
  • Large Bench Sitter
  • Cell Phone Destruction Maniacs “the Pocket grabbers”
  • My Cousin Pencil and his girlfriend Tater Tot
  • Yellow and Brown Stain Makers
  • Mailman’s assistant Coordinator
  • Hilarious Celebrities
  • Taught BalloonMen from “Keep it tight Atlanta Ballon Services LTD”
  • My Ears
  • Door To Door Knockers
  • Local Teens Who enjoy standing in my lawn when there are dozens of other lawns to stand in
  • Mee Henderson, the airport stair runner
  • Coach Mike Tabson, The Beatle Ball coach at Hormell High, Go HORNETS!
  • Adult Male Star Actor - Hardcore Rod
  • Rogue Agents from the united states state department
  • A 2005 Pontiac Aztek
  • Snoop Dogg
  • “Outlets on his body” Mark Johnscreek from John’s Creek, Ga
  • Cowboy Jingle Ball Bells, the western jester
  • The Medieval Birthday Brigade, Protectors of Crown Birthday Balloons
53
  • Poop
  • BeeHivers
  • Foul Mouthed Basket Brokers
  • The Masked Singers
  • Al Roker
  • Our Team Leader
  • Jason the Placement Angel
  • Soup Poop Poop Poop Poop Soup Soup Soup Owner “Bob”
  • Harness scissor cutter
  • Horse Skydiving Trainer
  • Pignut Hickory the Pork Stork
  • Lip Kissers
  • Dust Pumpers
  • BackPack Pumpers
  • Me! The Fun Man Who Loves to Host!
  • Me! The Fun Man Who Loves to Host!
  • Disgraced Veterans
  • Band aid recycler Toe Manterton
  • Burger King Manager
  • Doraville Burger King Manager, Tina Markus
  • Mr. and Mrs. moo moo, the Milk Makers
54
  • Siren Bar Owner Barboy Rednightmare
  • Daddy
  • Bel Air Bean Cooker T Man Stan
  • DMX
  • Nathan “Boat Body” Phillips
  • Childish Grown Adults
  • Loud Bar Men
  • Mop Toe Janitor Bayron Tarymon
  • Hardcore Napkin User Nelson Bright
  • “Clean Dork” Taymore Standardman
  • Shrimp Paste inventor - Bayne Pain, The Decorative Shrimp Glue Company CEO
  • Shit Deck Dumper
  • Poop Deck Boy
  • Raining On Time Laster Raiser
  • Painted School Bus Owner Lopsided Karm
  • Bathtubers
  • Sphimmer Appreciation Team
  • Lakeside Dinner Enjoyer Tom “Illiad” Brucerton
  • The Parade Neighbor noticers Garth and Tonson
  • Slick Suited Rudy, the slicked back king
  • Dennis Quaid
  • DL Hughley
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  • Gaseous Painman
  • Spray Dirt
  • James Farn from the High Score School
  • Bouncer the Ball Tone Orchestra Conductor
  • Northern Buffmen, The Skirted Warriors
  • Wayland “Never-Torn” Barnes
  • Next Door Neigh - Boars
  • Bulgarian Boy Band - Dork Daddies
  • Hamster Pete from the Scion Commercial
  • Spandex Warriors
  • Star Warriors - Battler’s of the Galactic Brigade
  • Easy Glide Inventor Kevin Yarg
  • Orb Haters
  • Private Members
  • My Buddy From another state
  • My Buddy from another country
  • My Buddy from another planet
  • Ice Down the Damn Back of His damn Shirt Leroy
  • Season 3 Pie Hero Champ - Terry “The Crust Kid” Mapper
  • Wheelbarrow full of tinker toys
  • Incredibly Reliable Technicians
  • Sir Elton John
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  • Sike Phillips
  • Doctor Big Bang Yand
  • Childlike Insurance Agent
  • Realm Pumpers
  • Smell Tester for my ass
  • Basketball Fans
  • Backwards Clothing Styler Peel Tyme
  • Neil Parg, The Stun Run Master
  • Harrison Barn-Tortureson, Author of Natural Rods
  • Disgraced Sons - The Family Disappoints
  • Dragons Who Breathe Hot Fire and Wizards to match
  • Beautiful Knee’ed Mike
  • Ed Needler, Inventor of the Human Bird Nest
  • Floor Door installation crew from Floor Holers ATL
  • Scream Crew - The Dream Scream Team
  • Software That will allow us to use our bodies more effectively in the virtual world
  • A locked chest with cobwebs on it that hasn't been opened in 100 years
  • Wealthy mediterranean Men in their 80s who are still in amazing shape
  • The Toenail Mechanics
  • Used Lunch Salesman Tony Beast
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  • Gandolf The Great Wizard - Best Wizard of All Time
  • Toned Jeff
  • Beach Queen
  • Urine Plug CEO Starn
  • All Star Boy - The Shining Star Athlete and Musician
  • Popped Muscle Repairmen
  • Shrimp Swallowers
  • Dumps Inside his shorts with a turd halfway falling thru the short leg Peter
  • Large Behemoth Swine which we will cast Pearls Before
  • Stealth Banana Peel Tossing Instructor
  • The Super Glue Surgeon, Dr. Cold Hard Terrence
  • Police Officers from Johnson County Missouri
  • Deceptive Traders Who Disguise Regular Rocks As Gold by painting them
  • The Bag Busters
  • Home Removal Specialists - Tear Down Pumpers
  • My Neighborhood Hide and Dart Crew - The Dart Freaks
  • The Spud Studs - Mash Potato Bodybuilders
  • A deep sadness and uneasiness about the world around us and our place within it
  • Air Air WigBag Pumpers. The airbag Jumped Wig Stylers
  • K-Mart Shoppers
58
  • Private Contractors
  • Angry Villains With Designs on Our bodies
  • The Janitors Assistant from the Chilis in Morrow, Ga
  • Amazon Delivery Drivers
  • Last PopCorn Devils
  • Elderly Understanders
  • Nasal Passagemen - The Nose Pointing Explorers
  • Jason Bandman, The last Living Rock Star
  • Resort Screamers
  • Pleasure Freaks
  • Pineapple Franklin
  • NewsDoctor Dr. Pammer, The News Hammer
  • Assistant VP of the Sales Coordination Team Marr Starr
  • Head of Strategic Partnerships Lasnt Hannnnneh
  • Recreation Clappers
  • Nude Stump Squatters
  • The Pizza Busters
59
  • J Master the tortured Tech Sprite
  • The Gilded Age Barney
  • Don't know diddly squat Tori
  • U.S Certified Knee Pumpers
  • Magazine Rippers
  • Jolly neighborhood dancers with jesters bells (A.K.A The Fun Dancers)
  • 89 used washing machines from between 1986 and 1998
  • General of the Billiard military Jaster Freeman
  • Desperate salesmen attempting to appear as though they are in control of the deal
  • The Bucket Blasters International, the pressure washing specialists
  • The splitting buisnessmen of high finance
  • The Trail Masters The Body Blazers
  • Targeted location warriors, the Drop Zone Kings
  • Smokey Robinson, the soda can genie
  • Doodoo steamer inventor the fecal steaming home appliance
  • Inventor of Football, Basketball and Baseball: Jack Sporter Torn
  • The Hunger Elimination Crew
  • The Extreme Beast Spankers
  • Igloo Blasters
  • Trent Lenkarski
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  • Michael "Storm Daddy"
  • Mr.Ping Pong Player
  • The Dirt Dummies
  • Hidden Treasures Beneath Our Earth
  • Deep Tony, the Tunneled Funnel Pumper
  • Underground Mechanics
  • Behaving Maniacs
  • Closed-eye Mole Meeters
  • The Mud Monsters
  • Pipe Guardians
  • The Root Suckers
  • A bag of rocks
  • Brown-stained White Tighty Whities
  • Shovel Trouble - The gardening break dancers
  • Mothers and Fathers against Wooden Doweling
  • Larz Randy and Randy Sodamen representatives from the worm powered civilization
  • Planet Designer Thompson Core
  • Mop Town Bucket Jumpers
  • Heated Feet Pockets Inventor Nelson Weatherman
  • The dirt dump holes underneath the toilet on the ship
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  • Shorty
  • Arid Desertmen Dance Crew
  • Reminders on out Apple iPhones
  • The Bell Top Dancers
  • Coy Referees
  • Police Officers who Enforce Unjust Laws
  • Motivational Toilet Inventor Steam Doit
  • Tourtured Literary Geniuses
  • Interesting Person Blind Partygoers
  • Beaded Sweat Organization Coordinators from Sweat Solutions LLC
  • Horse to Car Retro Fitters
  • Chef Allen
  • Loving Family Members from Another State
  • Speakers for his mouth Terry Tank Top Lewis
  • Cameras for his eyes Chance Basterman
  • Thomas the Dunce
  • Ear Suckers the Nutrient Obsessed Ear Crew
  • Tooth Stainers the Brown Team Dental Strategists
  • Zero to Hero Test Crew the Body Hardeners
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  • Raster Tonic, inventor of Tell Your Boss You Have Worms Day
  • Nugget Toucher
  • The Past Tense Guardsmen
  • Normally Mentated Edgy Guys With Hardcore Edgy Views
  • DorkFans
  • Blame Takers Insurance Crew
  • Advanced Sketch Comedians Performing Perfect Bits
  • Mommy and Daddy
  • Chicken Shit Rick, The Chicken Breast Bed Rest Tenderizer
  • Publix.com Webmasters
  • Realmer Haters - The Self Loathing Fans
  • “Let’s Try Peace” Grandmothers Against Bad
  • Esteemed Scholars………. Who Have Been Found to Have Plagiarized Their Work
  • Ghostcocking Weapon Specialists - The GhostCocked Warriors
  • Standard Operators
  • The Guys Who Love the Zoo! On Youtube
  • Comedians Who Code
  • Coders Who Do Sketch Comedy
  • Mr. Green Glue, The Horsey WIth a Hair-doo
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  • Hushed Movie Viewers
  • Tear Duct Extender Dr. Mike
  • Painful Memories
  • Terrible Mistakes from our Past
  • Haters Who Act Confused who act like they don’t know what I’m talking about
  • Blade Busters, The Individual Blade busting lawn crew
  • January Masters
  • A Brand New Axon Bodycam
  • Vibe Scribes The Ancient Vibe Sensitive Recording Team
  • Mysterious Brown Stained Socks that smell like dookie
  • Miguel Hander
  • Fabulously Wealthy Celebrities
  • Notebook Doctor
  • Dental Floss Climbers
  • Back Up Hosts - Sam Flagstaff and Doug Bleacher
  • Nordic Ship Captains
  • Titans of Finance
  • Rug Suckers, the Cleaners who pay YOU!
  • James Bond and many villains
  • Gloss Sprayers, Paper Glossing Crew
  • HealthSouth Corporation FORM 10-K for the fiscal years ended december 31 2002 and 2003
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  • The “Stop Me From Acting Too Weird Online Sidekicks” - The Digital Footprint Watchers
  • Footstooled Pierre, The Tiny Footstooled Butler
  • Goosepimple Gary
  • Big Ass and Small Legged Jason
  • Drop Down Window Ladder Fire Safety Inventor Pastor Henry Teems
  • Internal Designers - Edible Paint Co-Ordinators
  • ET’s from Parsinion Galactic Sector 8
  • Penis Doctor Barry Rembrant
  • Cryogenically Frozen Group of Friends from Braintree, MA
  • The Alabama Ice Cream Spankers
  • Flower Shop DJ Martin Soilton the Plant Dancer
  • John “Your Body is A Wonderland” Mayer
  • Yardbird Stevenson from the Dream Team Immersive Experience Gift Facilitation Crew
  • Hard Chris, Inventor of the Chocolate Dipped Office File System
  • Bad Luck Brian From the Meme on Reddit.com
  • Soda Pourer Rain Downter
  • The Entire Cast from Downton Abbey
  • Coffee Drinking Office Workers
  • Bill “Born” Piller
  • A 70 Gallon Vat of Bisquick
65
  • Nervous Pencil Spiller Jake Thornster
  • “Back In the Day” Phort Duster
  • Rule Enforcer For our Designated Zone
  • SledgeHammer Physiqued Roman
  • Medieval Ding-a-Ling Singer’s - The Jester’s Companian, The official Ding-a-Ling Diddie Dopes
  • BathTub Full of Wet Skorbs
  • Microscopic Clap Protectors - The Shrunken Clap Protection Crew
  • Ball Bearings from a 1973 Pumpo 1300 Motorcycle
  • A Steak Dinner With Freaking Ketchup and Mustard Squirted on it
  • The Worst offenders - The worst of the worst!
  • Some of the Best our country has to offer
  • Pipe2Hose ATL - the pipe to hose conversion team
  • Gum Gum - Captain of the Dirty Brigaide and Foreman of the Atlanta CSX Trainyard Foreman
  • Dunn King, Lord of the Doe Nut
  • Pants $ # % &
  • Tourists from freaking Japan that are visiting the united states and traveling on a greyhound bus
  • Toilet paper that i used earlier to wipe my freaking ass that has poopy on it
  • Father of Psy, Of Opa Gangnam Style Fame
  • An Epic Orbulated Rock From Anniefied
66
  • Toy Lovers!
  • Boy Band Scream Testers
  • Basketball Teams from Across the Nation - 22 teams from all regions
  • United States Lovers - patriot Pumpers
  • Penis town Mayor - Mr. balls
  • Yasmin Hornblast - Trumpet Polisher
  • Emotion Lotion Spreader’s Union Leader Lars “77” Kompter
  • Needed Frank
  • Nasty Finger - MooMoo Picker, the nosepicked king
  • Summertime Poolfest Coordinator Marsha Mayhem
  • Blasted Skin Enjoyer Reese Barndog
  • Farmland Speculator Jason Henry
  • Ski Flippers, The upside down Wired Ski Pumping Stunt busters
  • Frog Star Pumpers - The Frog Leg Jumping Acrobats from Outer Space
  • Western Mountain Destroyers. The Rocky Hating Chisler’s Brigade
  • TS49499-001 Mount Inventor Randall Hamm
  • Volkswagen Punch Buggie VW Buggie Bug bugmobile Driver - Garth Brookers
  • Yesterday’s movie Club - the nostalgic movie appreciation crew from Boise Idaho
  • Cats and Doggies who already went pee pee and poo poo outside and in litter box
  • Bald Heros
  • Dana and Linman!
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  • Lanced Jepsom
  • The Turd Eating Elephants From The Zoo
  • Behaving Friends Who Don't Scream
  • Marph Gibson, Director of Charred Forest
  • The Do Not Speak Team
  • Belongings Miniaturization Crew
  • Crew Socked Daniel
  • Soaker Psymore, Founder of Wet Pets!
  • Rich Markson, The Piper's King!
  • The Preview Interrupter from when I saw Daddy Daycare in theater Tim Mannster
  • Leg Wrapped Troy, The Christmas Leg Kid
  • The Tire Stretchers From Birmingham Alabama
  • Dancers From Freaking Mars
  • Singers From Freaking Venus
  • Individuals who were instrumental in passing Atlanta city ordinance 138-14
  • Plane Drainers, The Fuel Sucking Pipe Obsessed Employees
  • "Old Style" Guy
  • Some guy from Home Depot I met, Phil Trenzor
  • Bent Toe Walter, The Steel Orb Kicker Who Shocked the World
  • Lorbation Darquinious III
68
  • Stumped Mark
  • Lason Georns - Shaved Dark Shark Diver
  • From Behind Enemy Lines, Sgt. Barther Tornerstersonsterson
  • Tornado Phillip
  • Beach Pumpers With Burned Skin to Match
  • I’m Ok I’m Ok I’m Ok I’m Ok, I’m Ok Ralph
  • Secure Packages
  • Victory Dancers With Bright Blue Orbs
  • Opened PeePeeButter Jars With a Scoop Missing
  • Poisoned Freaks, Dirty Disgusting Touchers
  • GearHeadsUSA Founder and CEO Pastry Whitiker
  • Band Man With Big Horn
  • Angry Ghost with a pointing white finger of a ghost pointed at me when sleep
  • Pump Hole Watchers
  • Zorn The Green Assed Alien From Gorgus 6
  • “YoYo Toy Dolt” Old Man Sompson, The ToyMaker From Sarasota Springs, FL
  • Thunder Clappers, the WeatherPimps With Shouting Swagger
  • Potential Investors
  • Charming Strangers Who Look Like The Villian From a Classic Movie
  • The Mind Unleashed, An Uncaged Brain with an Attitude